TRKELJANJE

Ako je netko primjetio (a svi su primjetili) izuzetno inovativne i oku dopadljive izmjene na mom blogu moram napomenuti da je to djelo dobro nam poznate sonične blogerice kojoj ovom prilikom čestitam na još jedno izuzetnom i nadahnutom uratku.
Nadalje, koristim priliku da objavim da je gore spomenuta blogerica unaprijeđena u Direktoricu Samostalne direkcije za Brand Management počevši sa današnjim danom!!!
Još jednom čestitke!!!

1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
2. You have used your light saber to open and cook a can of pork and beans.
3. You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.
5. There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
6. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
7. You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
8. You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
9. You think that the Stormtrooper Elite Guards are just KKK members with really good sheets.
10. A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
11. You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not The Force.
12. Your master has said, "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
13. You have had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
14. You have lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
15. The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
16. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
17. You have used The Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
18. You have used The Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
19. You have used a light saber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
20. Your father told you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
21. You've had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to light a bar-b-que.

Na samom kraju filma, senator Bail Organa (Jimmy Smiths) drži bebu Leiu u rukama i kaže svom pomoćniku, pokazujući na R2D2 i C3PO-a: "Dobro očistite i ispolirajte ova dva droida, oni će služiti moju kćer!" Na to C3PO kaže: "O! Njegovu kćer! To je velika čast! Njen otac je bio gospodar Anakin, a majka princeza Amidala! Jedva čekam da joj ispričam sve o tome!" Čuvši te riječi, senator se okreće i dodaje: "... a i ovom zlatnom izbrišite memoriju!"

Pitali Bosanca koja je tipicna bosanska uzrecica a on kaze:
"Jebi ga, ne znam."


Dosli Crnogorac, Hercegovac i Bosanac na zeljeznicku stanicu. Ali tek
sto su dosli, vlak krene i oni pocnu trcati za njim.
Crnogorac odmah odustane, ubrzo za njim i Hercegovac, jedino Bosanac
uspije uci u vlak. Vracaju se ova dvojica i jedan posmatrac ih stane zezati.
"Je li, kako onaj uspije, a vi ne?"
"Ma pusti budalu, on nas samo dosao ispratiti."


Kako je Crnogorac postao lijen?
Reko mu Bosanac:
"Sjedi da ti objasnim."

Jučer je opet bilo naporno. Gledanje utakmice do 11 sati. Još sam i popušio na kladionici.
Jedino mi je žao onog branitelja kojeg su uspjeli isprovocirat do bola. Čovjeka su doveli do toga da je morao žrtvovat i svoju slobodu. A jesu ovi političari gamad kakve nema.
Lik si kupi zemlju u građevinskoj zoni, kao bude si on nešto napravio i majstori odluče da će to bit zelena zona. Ali nije bed jer će grad to otkupit od njega. Za 4 eura kvadrat. Ajde nek mi se netko javi ko bi mi prodao neku zemlju za tu cijenu. Da idem kupit komad Jakuševca, tamo di je smeće, došlo bi me skuplje. I dam se kladit da bi za 4-5 godina tu opet bila građevinska zona i da bi netko okrenuo finu lovu.
Najgore od svega je to da ti netko može na tvojem privatnom posjedu određivat da li ćeš tu nešto gradit ili ne. Boli te kitinjo. Ja sam za to da se Pantovčak proglasi zelenim pojasom, a vlasnike da se isplati sa 4 eura po kvadratu. I taman kad sve fino srušimo i posadimo zelenje, uvedemo građevinsku zonu i to prodamo za 4000 eura kvadrat. A vi tajkuni sišite jaja! I tak svakih 30 godina.
I mi bi u Europu. Ne možemo bit veći primitivci. Mislim na političare, naravno. Ali nismo ni mi ništa bolji. Ipak smo ih mi izabrali.

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Nisam izdržao. Bilo je to jače od mene. Pokušao sam se suzdržat, ali želja je bila prejaka. Znao sam da ću osjećati posljedice te svoje radnje kako fizički tako i psihički. A najgore u cijeloj priči je to da me uopće ne peče savjest. Evo priznat ću i vama. U PETAK SAM BIO VANI. OOOOO LALALA.
I baš mi je bilo supač. Bio sam u oteveju. Gost je bio Oscar Mulero. I mogu vam reč da već dugo nisam bio na partiju i da su non-stop pržili tehno. Bez zavijanja i rastezanja. Samo bum-bum-bum.
Ali nije bilo baš nešto ljudi što u stvari i nije loše. Nije bilo gužve na šanku i do WC-a. Ja sam bio sa svojim društvom i zezali smo se cijelo vrijeme.
Sve u svemu baš je bilo dobro i malo sam se razgibao. A vi? Jeste vi bili gdje?

Ovo je postalo prestrašno! Mislio sam počet s nekom drugom temom, ali kad sam stavio naslov skužio sam da se sve svodi na čekanje petka (i baš na radiju svira frajdej od d kjura!!!). I dočekamo petak svi su super, izlasci, ovo, ono. Dođe ponedjeljak i svi su u banani, bljak, fuj i to. Petak je plafon tjedna, a ponedjeljak dno. Znakovito je kako puno duže treba da bi stigli od dna do plafona, nego adr vej raund.
Danas sam (za razliku od prošlog petka) jako dobre volje. Nabavio sam jučer neki DVD na kojem je jedan parti. Sven Veath u jednom klubu na Ibizi.tehno fora klik klik I tak bi išao van negdje. Uf, uf. Samo kaj mi je bed kaj mi onda treba dva dana da se oporavim. Godine su na leđima :-)))
I, naravno, jedan osvrt na slikice na mom blogu. Jedno veliko hvala soničnoj blogerici koja nesebično sudjeluje u dizajniranju i sl. mog bloga. Ovom prilikom ju unapređujem u direktoricu direkcije PR-a!!!Čestitam!!
I pozdrav svima koji navrate na ovu stranicu.

Naletio sam na vic:

A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them. Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage. He says, "I'm still working on it." Two years pass by and no marriage. St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it. Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding. The couple marry and live happily for a while. But after a few months the couple go and find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce. "Can you arrange it for us?" they ask. St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"

Odlučio sam trkeljat nešto o današnjem danu. Što napisati o ovom danu i što bi on trebao predstavljati? Sve je to u redu, ali ide mi na živce ova komercijalizacija ljubavi. Umjesto da su parovi zajedno i rade nešto pametnije, danas svatko na svoju stranu i traži što bolji poklon i neznamšto. Nije mi baš neka fora.
Ja svoju dragu odvedem u, sad već tradicionalno, indijski restoran. Fino se napapamo i kavica i doma. OK nije to nešto prestrašno, ali to vrijeme smo zajedno i baš nam je dobro. A poklon? Hm... Meni je najljepši poklon to što me voli. Ne treba mi više ništa. A nemam pojma. U biti je uopće glupo o ovome raspravljat jer svatko ima svoju viziju ljubavi i to treba poštovat. Važno je da su svi sretni.
Dakle, kupujte, trošite ili pak nešto drugo, ali ne zaboravite na kraju voljenoj osobi reči koliko ju volite, jer upravo se to očekuje od vas.



One

Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you, now you got someone to blame?
You say one love, one life, when it's one need in the night.
One love, we get to share it
Leaves you baby if you don't care for it.

Did I disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had love and you want me to go without.
Well, it's too late tonight to drag the past out into the light.
We're one, but we're not the same.
We get to carry each other, carry each other... one

Have you come here for forgiveness,
Have you come to raise the dead
Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head
Did I ask too much, more than a lot
You gave me nothing, now it's all I got.
We're one, but we're not the same.
Well, we hurt each other, then we do it again.

You say love is a temple, love a higher law
Love is a temple, love the higher law.
You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl
And I can't be holding on to what you got, when all you got is hurt.

One love, one blood, one life, you got to do what you should.
One life with each other: sisters, brothers.
One life, but we're not the same.
We get to carry each other, carry each other.
One, one.

Ne znam jel tak samo meni danas, ali da ne moram disat ne bi ni to radio. Takva bezvoljnost me već dugo nije stresla. Fakat ne znam koji mi je vrag. I još k tome je petak.

Možda koji vic pomogne.

Koja je razlika između punice i komarca? Komarac ti dosađuje samo ljeti.

Igraju mrav i slon nogomet u pustinji. Kaže mrav:
'Uh, što smo digli prašinu!'

Da bi slonica i miš uspješno vodili ljubav, miš ne smije imati komplekse,
a slonica prehladu.

Utrkuju se dva magarca i na pola puta jedan se izdere:
Tko zadnji magarac!'

Pas se šeće ulicom i ugleda čovjeka kako ubacuje novac u automat za parking.
Uzbuđen otrči drugim psima da im objavi da su počeli naplaćivati javni WC!

Gdje spava miš od dvije tone?
Gdje hoće!

Hoda pas ulicom i naiđe na banderu. Nakon što se popišao na nju kaže: 'Uf
da nije bilo ove bandere upišao bih se.'

Išli mrav i slon zajedno preko mosta i most se srušio. dok ih je nosila
bujica reče mrav: -Jesam li ti lijepo rekao da idemo jedan po jedan.

Šeću zeko i lav šumom, kad lav stane na nagaznu minu,
a zeko će: 'Love is in the air..'

Kojih su pet životinja najpotrebniji ženi?
Kuna u džepu, lisica oko vrata, jaguar u garaži, tigar u krevetu i majmun
koji sve to plaća!

Bio sam ovaj vikend na jednoj svadbi u Dalmaciji. Točnije u Supetru na Braču. Rođaka su oženili. Bilo je super!! Najeli se i napili. Ali ak ste mislili da je u Zagrebu hladno trebate probat dole stajat na otvorenom 10 minuta. Bura probija i najdeblju obleku.
E sad, kak moj rođak navija za Hajduk bilo je i nekih pripadnika Torcide. Jedan je čak visoko pozicioniran u toj organizaciji. I tak su počele provokacije, ovo, ono, a ja solo iz metropole. Nije bilo ništa ozbiljno, zezancija. I meni prekipilo i reko ja poznatu Nikinu rečenicu: Ponosan sam kaj sam purger. Inače bi to samo potkurilo atmosferu, ali sve se promjenilo! Nakon te rečenice svi bi pili samnom, grle se, pjevaju!
Možda je to samo trenutni šok, ali ovaj klinac je uspio što mnogi nisu.

I dva vitza za moju bolesu blogericu, da joj bar osmijeh izmamim kad ne mogu viruse (uz pjesmu...).

Kako se zove casopis za zlostavljane zene?
Modra Vlasta

Bježe Mujo i Haso iz zatvora, a počne padati snijeg.
Mujo: "A što ćemo sad Haso, pada snijeg?"
Haso: "Ma što te briga, imamo lance!"

Give me release
Witness me
I am outside
Give me peace

Heaven holds a sense of wonder And I wanted to
believe that I'd get caught up
When the rage in me subsides

Passion chokes the flower
until she cries no more
Possesing all the beauty
hungry still for more

Heaven holds a sense of wonder And I wanted to
believe that I'd get caught up
When the rage in me subsides

In this white wave I am sinking in this silence
In this white wave...in this silence...I believe

I can't help longing
comfort me
I can't hold it all in"
if you won't let me

Heaven holds a sense of wonder And I wanted to
believe that I'd get caught up
When the rage in me subsides

In this white wave I am sinking in this silence
In this white wave...in this silence...I believe
I have seen you...in this white wave you are silent
you are breathing in this white wave...I am free

Karta mi je v žepu, karta mi je v žepu!!!

Vidimo se u Beču 02.07.05

04-03-2005 :: petak

JEFF MILLS @ BOOGALOO

Main room:
JEFF MILLS (Purpose Maker/Axis/USA)
Petar Dundov
Zero
Small room:
Shark (SLO)
Rene Russo

informacije:
e-mail - info@otv-club.com
GSM - (+385) 91 88 432 43

» ulaz:

90 kn u pretprodaji
- ShoeBeDo (Gajeva 7 i Importanne Centar)
- Boogaloo Club (Vukovarska 68)
110 kn na dan partya

» style:

techno, progressive

Konačno sam dobio auto nazad. I kao sad je sve super. Ali ne. Nova guma kaj su mi ju namontirali je puštala. Pa opet vozi u servis. I sad je nadam se ta priča završena. Još da prestane padat snijeg, pa da se mogu normalno vozit.

Jedna cigareta skraćuje život za 2 minute.
Jedna flasa alkohola skraćuje život za 4 minute.

Jedan radni dan skraćuje život za 8 sati!!!

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
WHY
DO YOU KEEP CALLING???"
He said: "I just love hearing it..."