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I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

"What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Oh, well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne

Oh, well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationallity

Again

I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

Again

aa Fatina zvana Sarma...

aa Stefany, Me & Sarma...

this is me in my soba...hehe,dok igram ps...hehe...very impresivno...ja biti narisana... smijeh

scorpion..

Fairy On Da Moon

petak, 28.04.2006.

..dRžAvNi KrEmAtOrIj ZaGrEb..

Pozivamo Vas radi spaljivanja, jer ste dostigli prosječnu starost.

Naša Demokratska zajednica ne može od Vas očekivati više nikakve koristi pa ste automatski potpali pod Cl. 7. stav 3. naknadnog zakona o penzionerima. Zato morate odmah, a najkasnije u roku od 10 dana, prijaviti državnom krematorijumu, Zagreb kod peči br.6 vrata br.1 radi spaljivanja vaše smiješne pojave. Odmah morate prekinuti sa uživanjem alkoholnih pića, jer postoji mogučnost od eksplozije prilikom spaljivanja. Isto tako potrebno je da svoju vodenu glavu temeljito ispraznite da nam se ne pogasi vatra. Na spaljivanje se javite po mogučnosti okupani i obučeni u čisto. Naročitu pažnju obratite na noge, jer naše dezodorirajuče peći nisu testirane na veliki smrad. Molimo Vas, da sa sobom ponesete naramak drva, torbu ugljena, jedan lonac za čvarke i jedan za kosti. U koliko prethodno platite poštarinu Vaši če ostatci biti poslani na naznačeni naslov. U suprotnom biti če poslani u tvornicu umjetnih gnjojiva na daljnu preradu. Ovaj dopis vrijedi kao odjava u matičnom uredu, a također u pogrebnom poduzeču, ako bi Vas optužili da kvarite godišnji plan ukopa. U koliko ste ovaj dopis pravilno shvatili, razumijeti če te da Vas našom dobrotom možemo spremiti u prah i pepeo, umjesto da Vam iz nosa raste trava.

Pozdravljam Vas za Vaše spaljivanje zadužen !