lude priče putujuče ~mrcine~ - *Umiljato Janje Dvije Majke Siše* - Blog.hr
27.01.2008.
lude priče putujuče ~mrcine~

Shi-tzu traži partnijericu.Več se dva puta paril.He krost d oušajn.On traži princijezu.Kako li će je
naći.Ispričala bih priču.Mogu li je ispričati?Mej.Bilo je to davnooo...Ah,i predavno.Živijo dečak po imenu Drinko Bob Graditelj.Probudijo se naš Drinkec i osjetio smrad iz veecej školke.(moja baka jučer se žurila),dalje.Pogljedo on u školijuku i vidi hrpu govana.Pomisli da je tata jučer pojejo mnoštvo pudinaga.Ide on to pustiti,ali k vragu.Govna su nam jača,potegnulo ga je.ŠITTTT.U kanaluizaciji jeee.O neee..Drinko Bob Graditelj živijo je 10 godina U KANALIZACIJI,točnije u SEPTIČKOJ.Jednog lijepekog daneka neki majstorič otišao je u podkanalizaciju(podmorje,nee?) provijeriti kiselinu smrada.I tamo je zatekao svog starooog prijatelja.Drinkeca,naravno.Drinko je u međuvremenu napravijo Govnograd.Sve je od različitog dreka.Npr. najjeftiniji su oni obični,smeđi,srednje mekanine,a najskupljiji i najkvalitetniji (žena mu je ko ameba,dete zaspalo na stolu,Ninicaaa št aje blo) oni zelenkasto smeđio,mekanini,ko sladač od kafe.Dalje,Drinko je piostajo bogataš.Njegov skromni,raskošno opremljeni,smeđkasto,drekasti dom postala je prava atrakcija.Smeće.Sourji mi.Bifor ju slip intu ankančrsnes....

ČUČA I MRCINA(AJ)U PETAK SU DENISSKI DALI AJSIKJU TEIST,I ZAKLUČILI DA ONA NIJE SASVIM ZDRAVA.SLUŠAJJTE OVE GENIJALNE ODGOVORE(S ČUČA BLOGA UKRALA)

mi:sto je iq test?
deniss:test za trudnocu.
sto je testis?
ono za busenje.
sto je ustap?
zmija...
sto je vidra?
riba
sto je elektronika?
to su ljudi koji rade u elektri..
cija je registracija SB?
srbije..
koji je naveci otok u africi?
kaj afrika ima otoka???
kolko kokos ima prstuju?
nema ih..
kaj su sinusi?
bolest..
kaj je vjeda?
isto bolest..
glavni grad grcke?
rim..
koje drzave je rim glavni grad?
vatikana...
kolko je regija u primorju?
14..
kolko traje prijestupna godina?
2 godine...
kaj su atomi?
ono kaj pada iz svemira..
gdje je budimpesta?
u becu..
kolko je 10 x 10 metara kvadratnih?
1000...
kaj su paralele?
dijagonle..
kaj znaci briljirati?
zavoditi..
kaj su morene?zivotinje koje zive u moru..
kaj je msn?
vrsta kompjutera...
kaj znaci radioaktivno?
to je radio koji stalno svira..
kaj na hrvatskom znaci shelter?
monitor...
kaj je saht?
wc skoljka...
kak se veli cvijece na engleskom?
neam pojma..(iso a u sedmi razred ides)
sto je euglena?
papucica...

0hhh...krajst.Ayd Čuča nebi na blogu objavil ime Denissino da ona to nije htela.Još veli "deniii mi imeee"

Jučer na Katinom rođkasu bilo supeeerrr(kai ne,Kata?)heheh.ayme evo vam malo nauke. :
Izmet ili stolica je naziv za odbacujući proizvod životinjskog probavnog sustava, koji se izbacuje kroz anus za vrijeme vršenja nužde. Kod ljudi, vršenje nužde se može događati svaka dva do tri dana pa do nekoliko puta dnevno. Otvrdnjavanje izmeta može prouzrokovati poremećaj ciklusa izbacivanja koji se zove konstipacija.

Oduran smrad dolazi zbog bakteriološkog djelovanja. Bakterije proizvode spojeve poput indola, skatola i sulfata, također i plin vodikov sulfat.
Sadržaj
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* 1 Koprofagija
* 2 Uporaba izmeta
o 2.1 U popularnoj medicini
* 3 Izmet u popularnoj kulturi

Koprofagija [uredi]

Koprofagija je hranjenje nekih životinja svojim i tuđim izmetom. Kunići i zamorci, da bi probavili hranu, ovisni su o bakterijama, te na taj način "izvuku" vitamine iz hrane. Upravo zbog toga proizvode izmet - caecotrophes, mekane konzistencije, koji je bogat vitamonom B i bakterijama koje nastanjuju fiziološku floru u probavnom sustavu. Takav izmet zamorac ponovo probavlja.

Također kada je u pitanju pas smatra se da na taj način pokušava zadobiti vlasnikovu pažnju, što se naročito odnosi na pse koji puno vremena provode sami, posebno ako je to novonastala situacija (npr. ako do sada pas nije gotovo nikada bio sam kod kuće, a uslijed novih okolnosti u posljednje vrijeme je učestalo sam i sl.).

Uporaba izmeta [uredi]

Životinjski izmet se uglavnom koristi kao gnojivo za oranice.

Izmet bi se iskoristio za proizvodnju metana ili vodika koji bi se dalje moglo uporabiti za punjenje gorivih ćelija, pogon mikroturbina ili motora s unutarnjim izgaranjem. Izmet domaćih životinja, posebno krava, već se godinama koristi kao izvor energije na američkim farmama, ali još nitko to nije pokušao iskoristiti u zoološkim vrtovima.

U popularnoj medicini [uredi]

Prema starom vjerovanju ekskrementi su imali magično i blagotvorno djelovanje na pojedine bolesti i korišteni su u narodnoj medicini: svinjski se izmet koristio protiv sifilisa i za ublažavanje boli izazvane ubodom stršljena ili pčele; topli izmet guske upotrebljavao se za liječenje veneričnih bolesti, a slučajno nađeni bijeli pasji izmet navodno je bio izvanredno sredstvo za liječenje oteklina. I vrapčji izmet imao je blagotvorno djelovanje ako bi se koristio protiv zubobolje ili protiv kolika, bolesti sv. Vida.

Također u nekim djelovima Afrike vlada krivo vjerovanje da slonov izmet postavljen u ljudsku vaginu može poslužiti kao kontracepcijsko djelovanje.

Izmet u popularnoj kulturi [uredi]

U američkoj animiroj seriji South Park se pojavljuje lik Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo koji je ljudski izmet koji govori i druži se sa ljudskom djecom, uglavnom oko Božića. U jednoj epizodi se vidi njegova žena i djeca koji su također izmeti.

U završnoj sceni filma Pink Flamingos glavni glumac Harris Glenn Milstead žvače pravi pseći izmet.

Australski film "Pobješnjeli Max 4" prikazuje jedno futurističko društvo kojima je glavni izvor energije svinjski izmet


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Prebifam u gradiću Koprivnici.
Idem 7.d i 5. u glazbenu.
Volim svoje prijateljeJako.
Obožavam glazbu.Stvar bez koje nejde.
Volim jutarnju kavu.
Leći u krevet i zaspati.
Slušati tišinu,i ljude s kojima možeš šutjeti.
Volim Morrisona.I njegovu glazbu.Pomalo
čudnu,ali smirujuću.
Klavirček.
Mrzim rat.
Kad je neko u bedu,uostalom nekužim ljude koji su
non stop u bedu,
kaj ti to predstavlja?U Stranci sam
Konja,protubibačkoj modričkoj
Regica od Velsa,služavka,
glasnogovornik.
Ne volim se vjutro probuditi i
videti mrak.
Ja sam lešinar,slobodnjak.
LJUDI NE JEDITE ŽIVOTINJE!

SLUŠAM:rock
The Doors
The Velvet Underground
Pink Floyd
Deep Purple
Led Zeppelin
Janis Joplin
Uriah Heep
Jimi Hendrix
The Greatful dead
The Rolling Stones
Iron Butterfly
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Jesus And Mary Chain
Love
Bob Dylan
The Who
Jefferson Airplane
Jazz:
Louis Armstrong
John Coltrane
Dizzy Gillespie

Prijatelji koje cijenim.Mislim.Neke:P.Dawy i Šavy ne!Petra
Sedlja
Endi Tvarož
Ljeja
Lusi
BariĆkiĆ
Nata Balaškinec
MajiČ
Tanjura
Pepsač
Podži i prijatelji
Dunjek munjek [kokos + trešnja]
TonĆIČ
Tikič
Biškec
Pišpečić-vozač-čokolinec
Luka Brijezencev
Matijaš Štefak
Alenina Klančarov
Bibliotekar Leon
Zvonc
Davy
Šavy.[krvoločna susijeda!]

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Petra Sedlanić,planetarno popularno Sedla*
Ona je doista sjajna!Nebih je zamijenila nisakime.
Nikada.Neprocijenjive je vrijednosti.Volim je previše.
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Andrea,Endi Tvarož [odmilja s moje strene =)]
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Mogu joj uvijek,navjek,vječno sve reći i podržavala me bu.
Divno je imati takav temperament te osobu kraj sebe.
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Presmešno je to dete!Moj maleni uličar.Igrale smo tenis kao
djeca,u društvu djeda-prijatelja-tegara Ive.U njegovu
čast i slavu,naše prijateljstvo nastavilo se
razvilo,utemeljilo.Pstale smo si odlične.Jako je draga i druželjubiva.
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Lucija Bukvić,Lusiiiiii *
Ijaaaaaaj.S njom povezujem mnoštvo smešnih ispada!Oh.Bilo je tu svega.
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Sad u zadnje vreme bilo je nekih neugodnih ispada
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Sad sam si nekak bolja s većinom cura iz razreda.
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Ona je moj poticaj o bludnim milsima prema Krapinki,
trgam se s njom od smeha!Presmešna je!!!Pre pre pre smešna.
Jooj.Čelava glava na sredini,sa strane kosa.Ona.Nam najdraža.
Daaaj Barička.Prelepo je s njom mi je s njom!

Svi ljudi tam gore nabrojeni tj.ostatak frendica i
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Smooth dancer-Deep purple

Black suede, don't mean you're good for me
Black suede, just brings your mystery
I want to be inside of you
But you're black and I don't know what to do

You're a smooth dancer
But it's alright
Cos I'm a freelancer
And you can never break me though you try
To make me think you're magical

Baby, you're the one who can never see the sun
Because it don't shine nightly
Don't you look at me because I'm gonna shake free
You'd better hang on tightly
You wanna rule the world, but you're acting like a girl
Who's got a false pregnancy
You've swollen up inside with nothing but your pride
And yet you keep on dancing

Black suede, don't waste your time on me
Black suede, I sense your mockery
I tried to go along with you
But you're black and I know just what to do

You're a smooth dancer
But it's alright
Cos I'm a freelancer
And you can never break me though you try
To make me think you're magical

I think you're crazy, your two-timing ways
They don't bother me none
You'd better do it right because one day or night
I'm gonna walk to freedom
You know I loved you once and I wanna love again
But you don't give nothing
You can see it in my eyes so you've got to realize
Baby, I ain't bluffing

Black suede, don't waste your time on me
Black suede, don't bring me misery
I tried to be inside of you
But you're black and now I know what to do

You're a smooth dancer
But it's alright
Cos I'm a freelancer
And I can tell you're faking though you try
To make me think you're magical

Baby, you're the one who can never see the sun
Bacause it don't shine nightly
Don't you look at me because I'm gonna shake free
You'd better hang on tightly
You know I loved you once and I wanna love again
But you don't give nothing
You can see it in my eyes so you've got to realize
Baby, I ain't bluffing
Baby, you can rock'n'roll
But you can never show your soul, smooth dancer




Money-Pink floyd

Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.
Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think Ill buy me a football team.

Money, get back.
Im all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Money, its a hit.
Dont give me that do goody good bullshit.
Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet.

Money, its a crime.
Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie.
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that theyre
Giving none away.

Huhuh! I was in the right!
Yes, absolutely in the right!
I certainly was in the right!
You was definitely in the right. that geezer was cruising for a
Bruising!
Yeah!
Why does anyone do anything?
I dont know, I was really drunk at the time!
I was just telling him, he couldnt get into number 2. he was asking
Why he wasnt coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
Screaming and telling him why he wasnt coming up on freely.
It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out

The doors-Love street

She lives on Love Street,
Lingers long on Love Street.
She has a house and garden,
I would like to see what happens.

She has robes and she has monkeys,
Lazy diamond-studded flunkies,
She has wisdom and knows what to do,
She has me and she has you.
She has wisdom and knows what to do,
She has me and she has you.

I see you live on Love Street;
There's the store where the creatures meet.
I wonder what they do in there,
Summer Sunday and a year.
I guess I like it fine so far…

She lives on Love Street,
Lingers long on Love Street.
She has a house and garden,
I would like to see what happens.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.


Creedence clearwater revival-Suse q

Oh Susie Q,
Oh Susie Q,
Oh Susie Q, baby I love you,
Susie Q.
I like the way you walk,
I like the way you talk,
I like the way you walk,
I like the way you talk, Susie Q.

(solo)

You say that you'll be true,
You say that you'll be true,
You say that you'll be true,
Baby I love you, Susie Q.

You say that you'll be mine,
You say that you'll be mine,
You say that you'll be mine,
Baby all the time, Susie Q.

Oh Susie Q,
Oh Susie Q,
Oh Susie Q baby I love you,
Susie Q.

I like the way you walk,
I like the way you talk,
I like the way you walk,
I like the way you talk, Susie Q

Soul kitchen-The doors

Well, the clock says it's time to close now
I guess I'd better go now
I'd really like to stay here all night
The cars crawl past all stuffed with eyes
Street lights share their hollow glow
Your brain seems bruised with numb surprise
Still one place to go
Still one place to go

Let me sleep all night in your soul kitchen
Warm my mind near your gentle stove
Turn me out and I'll wander baby
Stumblin' in the neon groves

Well, your fingers weave quick minarets
Speak in secret alphabets
I light another cigarette
Learn to forget, learn to forget
Learn to forget, learn to forget

Let me sleep all night in your soul kitchen
Warm my mind near your gentle stove
Turn me out and I'll wander baby
Stumblin' in the neon groves
Well the clock says it's time to close now
I know I have to go now
I really want to stay here
All night, all night, all night





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