Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you, standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?
Hey you, don’t help them to bury the light
Don’t give in without a fight.
Hey you, out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Hey you, with you ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out
Would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, I’m coming home.
But it was only fantasy.
The wall was too high,
As you can see.
No matter how he tried,
He could not break free.
And the worms ate into his brain.
Hey you, standing in the road
Always doing what you’re told,
Can you help me?
Hey you, out there beyond the wall,
Breaking bottles in the hall,
Can you help me?
Hey you, don’t tell me there’s no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall.
neki od idojotizama
"skidaj ono s bloga da te ne bi skinula i obesila na sred trga" *leyla.zorg - facebook
"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
*Henry Youngman
"Preporuchujem groblje kao mesto oporavka"
*
"Sex is like money; only too much is enough."
*John Updike
"jednom uvek - uvek uvek"
*
"Imate li kriminalni dosije?"
"Boze blagi, nisam znao da se to ovde josh zahteva."
*britanski vic o ulasku u Australiju
"Bart, with $10000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!"
*Homer Simpson
"Nisu to noobovi, nego idioti. noobovi su ljudi koji tek pocinju, a ovi su zatucane budale, koje samo trce i ne slusaju nista!"
*Aizen
"prvi korak u reshavanju problema je ignorisanje problema"
*potpuno sam ozbiljan
"kad bih razmishljao kako da zavrshim ne bih ni pochinjao"
*zivotna filozofija
"automatski potvrdator"
*odnosi se na izveshtaj da je neko primio vash sms. (nisam bio toliko pijan, samo nisam mogao da se setim)
"dok pijesh, shta god da ti sipaju - u redu je"
*mislim da je pokojni deda ovo izjavio
"u okachmentu"
*svojevrstan prevod attachmenta.
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
* Steve Martin
"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
* Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
* Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
* Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!)
"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams
Nema me više u tvojim molitvama,
više me putem ne prate.
A noć mi preti, ponoć i pusta tama,
kad me se samo dohvate.
Više me ne voliš,
kad se vraćam nisi budna,
ne goriš,
gasne naša zvezda čudna,
lažna, srebrna stvar.
Daleko putujem,
vetar nudi neke rime,
kupujem,
pristaju uz tvoje ime,
dva, tri stiha na dar.
Ne slušam više šta šapućeš dok snivaš,
plaši me koga pominješ.
I sve si dalja, a sve mi bliža bivaš,
kao da opet počinje...
Ali me ne voliš,
to se uvek drugom desi,
govoriš,
ali više ne znam gde si,
da li neko to zna?
Šta sam uradio?
Kakva tužna humoreska!
Gradio
ispod gradova od peska
dubok bezdan bez dna
(posveceno svim devojkama koje me (vishe) ne vole. da - chak i Goci)
05.09.2006., utorak
gde je nestao moj sir?
yuche posle posla se vracam kuci (i razmishljam shta cu da jedem) pa tako svratim u C market da kupim neke sastojke za sendvich.
usput kucam sms u stilu;
"javi ako nemash kredita, uplaticu ti.
ili nemoj da javish ako nema nishta novo kod tebe :)"
zezao sam jednu devojku (bio sam neshto smoren posle posla), mada, uplatio bih joj kredit da se (nekako) yavila. bilo mi uspoot, kolega me zamolio da mu uplatim 200din (mojim parama, dodushe).
enivej - zamolim neljubaznu prodavachicu da mi iseche 300gr sira, nastavim da kucam poruku, i uz jedno "evo" dobijam komad sira (sve lepo upakovan, sa cenom).
"izvinite, jel nije problem da ga isechete .. na mashini?"
"ne sechemo"
"nishta onda. hvala" kazem i ostavim joj (jebeni) sir.
dok uzimam majonez i kechap chujem njeno gundjanje. prepoznao sam nesho kao;
"ocesh josh i da ti serviram?" i yosh neka gundjanja ..
ne mogu jeb3no da verujem da je nivo usluge bilo gde tako losh.
prosto bih zeleo da sam "tajni kupac" (ako tako neshto postoji kod nas. siguran sam da u C marketu, sa kojim imam samo losha iskustva, ne postoji)
ako neko zna nekog ko zna nekog (ili tako neshto) ko se bavi tim poslom neka ga poshalje u C market u bulevaru kralja aleksandra, preko poota hotela metropol.
placam pivo.
ili ako znate neki drugi nachin kako upropastiti bogomprokleti C market (radio sam za njih jedno vreme. davno. zasluzuju sve najgore)
pivo placam u svakom sluchaju :)
Hello,
Is there anybody in there
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home
Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again
Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts
There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am
I have become comfortably numb
O.K.
Just a little pin prick
There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go.
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone
And I have become
Comfortably numb.