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gde je nestao moj sir?

yuche posle posla se vracam kuci (i razmishljam shta cu da jedem) pa tako svratim u C market da kupim neke sastojke za sendvich.
usput kucam sms u stilu;
"javi ako nemash kredita, uplaticu ti.
ili nemoj da javish ako nema nishta novo kod tebe :)"
zezao sam jednu devojku (bio sam neshto smoren posle posla), mada, uplatio bih joj kredit da se (nekako) yavila. bilo mi uspoot, kolega me zamolio da mu uplatim 200din (mojim parama, dodushe).
enivej - zamolim neljubaznu prodavachicu da mi iseche 300gr sira, nastavim da kucam poruku, i uz jedno "evo" dobijam komad sira (sve lepo upakovan, sa cenom).
"izvinite, jel nije problem da ga isechete .. na mashini?"
"ne sechemo"
"nishta onda. hvala" kazem i ostavim joj (jebeni) sir.
dok uzimam majonez i kechap chujem njeno gundjanje. prepoznao sam nesho kao;
"ocesh josh i da ti serviram?" i yosh neka gundjanja ..

ne mogu jeb3no da verujem da je nivo usluge bilo gde tako losh.
prosto bih zeleo da sam "tajni kupac" (ako tako neshto postoji kod nas. siguran sam da u C marketu, sa kojim imam samo losha iskustva, ne postoji)
ako neko zna nekog ko zna nekog (ili tako neshto) ko se bavi tim poslom neka ga poshalje u C market u bulevaru kralja aleksandra, preko poota hotela metropol.
placam pivo.
ili ako znate neki drugi nachin kako upropastiti bogomprokleti C market (radio sam za njih jedno vreme. davno. zasluzuju sve najgore)

pivo placam u svakom sluchaju :)

Hello,
Is there anybody in there
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home
Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again
Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts

There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am
I have become comfortably numb

O.K.
Just a little pin prick
There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go.

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone
And I have become
Comfortably numb.


Post je objavljen 05.09.2006. u 15:50 sati.