Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you, standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?
Hey you, don’t help them to bury the light
Don’t give in without a fight.
Hey you, out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Hey you, with you ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out
Would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, I’m coming home.
But it was only fantasy.
The wall was too high,
As you can see.
No matter how he tried,
He could not break free.
And the worms ate into his brain.
Hey you, standing in the road
Always doing what you’re told,
Can you help me?
Hey you, out there beyond the wall,
Breaking bottles in the hall,
Can you help me?
Hey you, don’t tell me there’s no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall.
neki od idojotizama
"skidaj ono s bloga da te ne bi skinula i obesila na sred trga" *leyla.zorg - facebook
"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
*Henry Youngman
"Preporuchujem groblje kao mesto oporavka"
*
"Sex is like money; only too much is enough."
*John Updike
"jednom uvek - uvek uvek"
*
"Imate li kriminalni dosije?"
"Boze blagi, nisam znao da se to ovde josh zahteva."
*britanski vic o ulasku u Australiju
"Bart, with $10000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!"
*Homer Simpson
"Nisu to noobovi, nego idioti. noobovi su ljudi koji tek pocinju, a ovi su zatucane budale, koje samo trce i ne slusaju nista!"
*Aizen
"prvi korak u reshavanju problema je ignorisanje problema"
*potpuno sam ozbiljan
"kad bih razmishljao kako da zavrshim ne bih ni pochinjao"
*zivotna filozofija
"automatski potvrdator"
*odnosi se na izveshtaj da je neko primio vash sms. (nisam bio toliko pijan, samo nisam mogao da se setim)
"dok pijesh, shta god da ti sipaju - u redu je"
*mislim da je pokojni deda ovo izjavio
"u okachmentu"
*svojevrstan prevod attachmenta.
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
* Steve Martin
"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
* Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
* Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
* Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!)
"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams
Nema me više u tvojim molitvama,
više me putem ne prate.
A noć mi preti, ponoć i pusta tama,
kad me se samo dohvate.
Više me ne voliš,
kad se vraćam nisi budna,
ne goriš,
gasne naša zvezda čudna,
lažna, srebrna stvar.
Daleko putujem,
vetar nudi neke rime,
kupujem,
pristaju uz tvoje ime,
dva, tri stiha na dar.
Ne slušam više šta šapućeš dok snivaš,
plaši me koga pominješ.
I sve si dalja, a sve mi bliža bivaš,
kao da opet počinje...
Ali me ne voliš,
to se uvek drugom desi,
govoriš,
ali više ne znam gde si,
da li neko to zna?
Šta sam uradio?
Kakva tužna humoreska!
Gradio
ispod gradova od peska
dubok bezdan bez dna
(posveceno svim devojkama koje me (vishe) ne vole. da - chak i Goci)
26.08.2004., četvrtak
malo zagorelog mesa, mnogo modrica na telu
ili ti - roshtilj und paint ball ..:)
dakle prvo o manje opasnim stvarima;
Roshtilji;
Necete verovati ali izgleda da sam pokrenuo lavinu sa onim svojim roshtiljem ..
Sad svi hoce da roshtiljaju . .Coyote hoce da napravi roshtilj za svoj (pa i neurov) rodjendan .. (ovo niste znali - rodjeni su isti dan). Srx (jedan imenjak iz bg-a) takodje misli da je roshtilj (takodje za rodjendan) odlichna ideja ..
Da li sam rekao da je mojoj sestri juche bio rodjendan (pogodite shta smo radili na terasi)?
Coyote hoce da kada se budemo okupili (blogeri) obavezno bude roshtilj .. pivo nije dovoljno (bez oblaka dima i zagorelog mesa u pozadini) . mada .. ako mene pitate (tuzlansko) pivo je dovoljno . .vazno da smo mi dobre volje (dodushe mozda mirzu boli qoleno?) Inache - chitao sam o blogerskim okupljanjima i neki od njih i nisu bash odushevljeni .. mozda je roshtilj ipak prava stvar . .nekako je to mnogo vishi nivo od "kaffe" .. pa i "piva" ..
Paint ball;
u narodu poznatiji pod imenom; PAIN - bol ..
igra (ako se tako i moze nazvati) sama po sebi nije naivna . .
Osnovni set opreme chine; "pushke" (tj - markeri), maske i kombinezoni . . Pravila se od kluba do kluba neznatno razlikuju (kao i cene) ali neka pravila su "sveto pismo"
npr; NEMA SKIDANJA MASKE NA TERENU .. zashto - pa .. "kuglice" sa bojom izlaze iz pushke (markera) brzinom od 90m/s .. shto je dovoljno sporo da vidite kako (i gde) kuglica leti ali dovoljno brzo da ostanete bez oka . .inache velika je verovatnoca da ce vam posle "hitca" koji je ispaljen sa manje od 5 metara ostati lepa "plavusha" ..
NEMA PUCANJA U "BEZBEDNOJ ZONI" .. tj sve pooshke moraju da budu zakochene ..u "bezbednu zonu" odlaze svi koji su pogodjeni ..
KADA STE POGODJENI KAZETE TO JASNO I GLASNO i odlazite do "bezbedne zone" sa podignutom rukom. .
Inache kvalitetna a jeftina oprema ne postoji . . u beogradskoj "Areni" mogli smo na licu mesta da kupimo svoj vizir (10e) maske su 3 ili 4 ooo din (preporuchujem onu od 4ooodin) a kombinezoni su oko 20ak EUR .. za drugu opremu (pooshke, rukavice, maske, knjige) postoji specijalizovana prodavnica u bg-u .. nisam siguran za cene ali naci ce te na netu .. po mom mishljenju (ako zelite da zapochnete biznis) ulozeno se vraca reativno brzo a najveci problem vam je naci dobar teren.
Inache opremu je (naravno) mnogo pametnije kupiti u nemachkoj ili gde se vec proizvodi nego traziti po "specijalizovanim" prodavnicama na balkanu, pogotovo ako kupujete na veliko (gde vam je frka sa dozvolama za uvoz al` necu sad o tome) . . i ne zaboravite;
10 Reasons to Date Guys that play paintball:
01. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty
02. We know how to listen to directions
03. We at least have a fourteen-inch barrel
04. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired. 05. We always wear protection
06. We LOVE to be aggressive
07. We like to push hard, but not hard enough to get hit.
08. We know what a shot in the face feels like
09. We can bend in any way to get the job done
10. We don't have to let the girls win