Šovinist

Yes == No

No == Yes

Maybe == No

I'm sorry == You'll be sorry

We need == I want

It's your decision == My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want == You'll pay for this later

We need to talk == I need to complain

Sure go ahead == I don't want you to

I'm not upset == Of course I'm upset, you moron

You're so manly == You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights == I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconfiltered== I want a new house

I want new curtains == carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise == I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? == I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? == I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute == Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate == Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? == Too late, you're dead