Yes == No
No == Yes
Maybe == No
I'm sorry == You'll be sorry
We need == I want
It's your decision == My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want == You'll pay for this later
We need to talk == I need to complain
Sure go ahead == I don't want you to
I'm not upset == Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly == You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights == I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconfiltered== I want a new house
I want new curtains == carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise == I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? == I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? == I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute == Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate == Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? == Too late, you're dead
Post je objavljen 20.10.2006. u 01:04 sati.