Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50!
- She didn't go up for no water.
Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie fucked that one eyed slut!
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
And sat down beside her and said,
Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?
Mary, Mary quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy!
Patty cake, Patty cake
Baker's man.
If your chick's on her period
Just fuck her in the can!
