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Shakira

BORN: February 2, 1977

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Shakira, the graceful one, has been sneaking up on you-the Grammys, the MTV Video Awards, those Pepsi spots. She's a child prodigy who wrote her first song at age eight, a blond-locked Colombian who speaks three languages and loves only in Spanish. She's a perfectionist who spends hours in the studio; she needs to be close to nature but her passion is the crackle of electric guitars. She is in the blush of youth, but she's far older than her 24 years. As her countryman, Nobel Prize winning author Gabriel Garcia Marquez wrote, "Shakira's music has a personal stamp that doesn't look like anyone else's and no one can sing or dance like her, at whatever age, with such an innocent sensuality, one that seems to be of her own invention."

The swift ascent of Shakira's star is the stuff of Latin American legend. At the age of 13, she signed her first recording contract with Sony Music Colombia and released her first album Magia. (Magic). After graduating from secondary school, Shakira decided to dedicate her life to the music, recording Peligro ("Danger") and Pies Descalzos, ("Barefeet") in the years that followed, which broke her in Latin America , Brazil (over one million sales) and Spain.

Her next album, ?Dónde Están Los Ladrones? produced by Shakira and executive produced by Emilio Estefan, established her as the major force behind Latin pop-rock, going multi-platinum in the U.S., Argentina, Colombia, Chile, Central America, Mexico and platinum in Spain. Then came a Grammy and two Latin Grammys, the key TV appearances, the brave new world of Shakira, the star. Shakira is a walking, living, breathing, singing contradiction. "I was born and raised in Colombia, but I listened to bands like Led Zeppelin, the Cure, the Police, the Beatles and Nirvana," said Shakira. "I was so in love with that rock sound but at the same time because my father is of l00% Lebanese descent, I am devoted to Arabic tastes and sounds. Somehow I'm a fusion of all of those passions and my music is a fusion of elements that I can make coexist in the same place, in one song."

It's the songs that make her new album, LAUNDRY SERVICE, her first with English-language tunes, the kind of breakthrough work that will turn the pop world on its head. From the tango-inflected "Objection (Tango)," to the Middle Eastern flavor of "Eyes Like Yours," to the lyrical innovations of "Underneath Your Clothes", to the richness of the melodies of "The One," to the pop-rock of "Whenever Wherever," Shakira will stand in the ranks of the best singer-songwriters in any language.

"I think I am celebrating life more than ever," said Shakira. "I had a slightly narrow vision of love. Now I am feeling unguarded, and it feels great. I feel washed clean of the way I looked at things in the past, which is why I am calling the album LAUNDRY SERVICE."

The most extraordinary thing about LAUNDRY SERVICE is the way she was able to translate her Latin American sensibility into a new language. The idea to do songs in English first came up during Shakira's partnership with Emilio and Gloria Estefan. Gloria initiated the process by translating "Ojos Así," a song that appeared on Shakira's last album, Dónde Están Los Ladrones? (Where are the Thieves?). "I wanted to have her involved in this somehow because she was one of the people that really believed that I could make a record in English," said Shakira.

But nurturing the belief that she could write songs in English was a strong challenge. "The first song I wrote by myself for this record was "Objection," remembered Shakira. "I prayed and asked God to send me a good song today, and I remember I started writing the song a couple of hours after. I wrote the music and lyrics at the same time, and when that happens it's really magical to me." When she completed "Objection," she knew that she could write ten more, so she packed up her loved ones and set up portable studios in rural Uruguay. Taking in the primordial energy of natural surroundings, Shakira came up with a crop of new songs more introspective, more passionate than any she had written before. "I had to find a way to express my ideas and my feelings, my day to day stories in English. So I bought a couple of rhyming dictionaries, read poetry, and authors like Leonard Cohen and Walt Whitman," she said.

"I would feel love in Spanish but I would think about how to express that love in English. Afterwards that became such a natural process, and if you check the subject of my songs, most of them talk about my own experiences and feelings and what I was actually going through in my life," said Shakira. "Is impossible not to write about love.. It's the great mystery of life. It makes me ask myself new questions every day."

Shakira is one of the poetic songwriters of her generation and considered the best female lyricist in Latin America: On the ballad "Underneath Your Clothes," she claims as territory a man she likens to "a song written by the hands of God"; on the blues-rocker "Fool" her "tears make a sea of desert." But she is still as quirky around the edges as she's always been-on "Ready for the Good Times" she remembers close encounters with roaches; on "Poem to a Horse" she scolds a friend dulled by "hydroponic pot," and on "The One," she rewards her true love by shaving her legs and learning how to cook.

"I try to represent only myself, but there are many women that identify with me," said Shakira. "I am definitely not a woman who washes her husband's clothes every day. I hope I don't sound like a feminist leader saying these things. I just try to be honest the way I write."

There's no doubt that Shakira has maintained her creative integrity with her new project. But perhaps more importantly, LAUNDRY SERVICE is a record that reflects her deep love for the basics of rock production. "I felt that I needed to make an organic record with real players in the studio playing live music and doing it like they made records 30 years ago, in the old times," said Shakira. "We used an engineer named Terry Manning, who's worked with ACDC, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz. He's somebody from the old school. I was determined not to depend on too many electronic sounds, and he definitely understood that."

On LAUNDRY SERVICE there is a very strong dedication to old-fashioned rock riffs, to the soulful, bluesy singing styles of a Bonnie Raitt, even the mournful, wailing guitars of Aerosmith. But Shakira can't help being herself, and that means that "Whenever Wherever," will bounce along with some help from Andean pan flutes and Brazilian drums, and "Eyes Like Yours" bursts from your CD player with navel-baring, belly-dancing furor. And for those longing for Shakira in her original language, four new tracks in Spanish are included. "The world has become so small and music is so eclectic now, and our taste is so broad that that's almost predictable that all this crossover from one culture to another was going to happen," she said, then paused for a second, making sure everyone knew she had her priorities straight. "But I know that rock and roll is never going to die."


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Marshall Bruce Mathers III was born in Kansas city, Missouri on October 17 1973 to his mother Debbie Briggs-Mathers and his father Marshall Bruce Mathers II. Debbie was only 15 when Marshall was born. Not long after Marshall was born, his father packed his bags and left the family, never to be seen again. This wasn’t the end of a tough run for Marshall and his family; it was only just the beginning. Marshall got moved around to different houses and because of this he attended many schools. His mom finally settled down in a house in Detroit. Marshall was only 12 years old. The maximum time he spent at the one school was 3 months. He got bullied at every school he attended and later got back at them by dissing them publicly in his songs.

Marshall did pretty well in school considering the circumstances until he got to year 9. He failed for the third year in a row and decided that he had had enough. School just wasn’t for him, so he left to work on what he was most passionate about: rapping. He had been lip-synching to hip hop songs ever since he was 4 and if he wasn’t a comic book shop owner he had this dream to be a rapper. He started getting a name for himself when he was 17, even though he got into the rap game when he was 14. He was using the initials from his first and last names to form his rap name “M & M” which later became “Eminem” because of his race, he got rejected by people all the time, even though he was a really talented rapper. Determined to prove everyone wrong, he forced himself to go on radio shows and participate in freestyle battles. In 1995, Marshall recorded his first album titled Infinite, which only sold about 1000 copies. That same year, his high school sweet heart, now wife, Kim, gave birth to his only child, a little girl named Hailie Jade Scott.

Having nothing to lose, flat broke and in desperate need for money to support Hailie and Kim, Marsh set out to rave about his life in general where he caught ear of hip hops hard to please underground. Out of this came the Slim Shady Ep named after his alter ego. Em, down to his lest dime, participated in the 1997 Rap Olympics in LA aiming to win the $1,500 cash prize he badly needed. He battled for an hour throwing back every diss he was thrown and managed to get into the grand final. Unfortunately for Em, he lost due to a slip up. Furious that he had lost, Marshall didn’t even notice that he had been spotted by a few producers from interscope records, who got hold of his demo, Infinite. Dre eventually tracked him down, and recorded em’s second album, The Slim Shady EP then followed by The Slim shady LP, recorded in 19. Then in May 2000, Eminem worked with Dre again to record em’s third album, The Marshall Mathers LP. It featured artists such as Dre, Snoop Dogg, X-Zibit, Nate Dogg, D-12 and the beautiful Dido, who sings the chorus for “Stan”. This album debuted at number 1 on the US albums chart, and won three Grammys and was the first rap album to ever be nominated “Album Of The Year”, selling more than 8 million records in America alone. He stunned critics by performing his #1 hit single “Stan” with Elton John, shooting down all homophobic remarks.

Marshals’ album sales were skyrocketing but things weren’t going well with his wife Kim. A month after the Marshall Mathers LP was released, Em was involved in a brawl outside a Detroit club, where he allegedly pistol-whipped a man for kissing Kim. In august that same year, Em filed for divorce. In April 2001, Marsh was sentenced to 2 years probation, stemming from the weapons charge. This same year, he reconciled with Kim for his daughter, Hailies’, sake, but it only lasted for a few months, this time it was Kim who filed for divorce, in August.

2002 was a big year for Marshall. He branched out into the world of acting, filming with esteemed director Curtis Hanson. 8 mile was produced. Based on em’s own life, he played lead role of a character very much like himself, Jimmy Smith Jr. Jimmy is nicknamed “Rabbit” by his mother, Stephanie, played by Ems’ wife Kim. While filming 8 mile, he was busy during scenes making up the songs “Lose Yourself” and “8 Mile”. “Lose Yourself” was named the underdog anthem of the year.

As well as his first movie 8 Mile, Em released his 4th album, The Eminem Show. He revealed the more mature, slightly subdued side of himself. The Eminem Show fired some of his usual attacks on the likes of lead singer of Limp Bizkit, Fred Durst and Moby as well as fresh attacks on Osama Bin Laden. This one album alone had many hits, including Without Me, Cleanin Out My Closet, Sayin Goodbye to Hollywood, Sing For The Moment, Superman, and Business. He even sings on the album-on a song made especially for his daughter Hailie, the only girl in his life for whom he has respect for.

In 2004 Eminem produced a new CD "Encore". It featured songs such as Just Lose It, Like Toy Soldiers, Encore, and even Mockingbird which hit #1 in MTV's top 20 for over 10 days!

During 2005 there was a rumor that Eminem was retiring but Marshall cleared that up very quickly!! He told everyone that he wuz just taking a break from the mic which led to his newest cd "Curtain Call" released in December of 2005. Curtain Call has all of Em's favorites and also features 2 new songs. "When I'm Gone" and "Shake That (feat. Nate Dogg). When I'm Gone is about Hailie and how things are in her point of view. Shake That is just another typical Eminem song in which we all fell in love with!!! Lets just hope that Eminem returns soon because I know i am going to miss him!!!!! Hurry Back!!!

Britney Spears

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Britney Spears may have titled her new single "Me Against The Music," but she has rarely been more creatively in tune than she is right now. "I feel like I've hit a great new stride as an artist," she says with pride. "I've worked hard, and I feel like I've grown on so many levels."

In truth, "Me Against The Music" is hardly about declaring war against grooves. "Actually, it's about the intensity that people approach music with," Britney shares. "It's about getting totally lost in the music and pushing yourself to the edge in every way you can imagine. I love thoroughly immersing myself in music, and I wanted to capture that intensity in a song."

Britney's musical intensity and her evolution from a teen renegade into a provocative young woman are undeniable throughout "In The Zone," her fourth Jive Records collection. First and foremost, the project shows her flexing notably strong and mature songwriting muscles. She co-wrote 7 of the project's 12 sterling new compositions, collaborating with such heavy hitters as Red Zone ("Me Against The Music," "The Hook Up"), The Matrix ("Shadow"), Moby ("Early Mornin'"), and Cathy Dennis ("Toxic," "Showdown"). Also contributing hit worthy material to the album is R. Kelly ("Outrageous"), Ying-Yang Twins on “(I Got That) Boom Boom.”

Perhaps most significant is the appearance of pop icon Madonna, who lends her voice to the single "Me Against The Music." Collaborating with one of her all-time greatest musical influences was a dream come true for Britney. "The experience was beyond words or description." she says. The two forged what has become a powerful bond while rehearsing for their now-notorious performance on the MTV Video Music Awards this fall. "As we were working together, there were moments when I simply could not believe that I was standing there on stage next to her. It was never even in the realm of fantasy for me."

The musical union of Britney and Madonna within the taut, classic-funk groove of "Me Against The Music" is quite real, though, and it reveals each of them at their most kinetic and soulful. The song's accompanying video clip, directed by Paul Hunter, shows Madonna enticing Britney through a maze-like underground club, only to disappear into thin air when Britney gets close enough to touch her. The clip is rife with symbolic gestures of Madonna passing the baton pop power to Britney --- an image that the young artist finds exciting, humbling, and perhaps a bit premature.

"There is only one Madonna --- and there will always only be one," she says. "My goal is to have a career that is equally as special, but one that is completely unique to who I am. I'm honored by all that Madonna brought to this song. I really love the flow we share --- both on the track and as friends. I think you can feel the chemistry and positive energy we shared. It's completely natural and relaxed."

The natural and relaxed vibe of "Me Against The Music" is indicative of every note and beat comprises "In The Zone," an album that runs the stylistic gamut from streetwise hip-hop and electro-trance to new-wave-etched rock and well-crafted pop. From top to bottom, Britney effectively expands the parameters of mainstream musical consciousness with songs that lure listeners with infectious hooks, and then captivates them with layers of clever lyrics and deft instrumentation.

"Putting this record together was an incredible journey for me," Britney says. "I had the freedom to explore and experiment with some of the most exciting people in music. In the end, that allowed me to make a record that is a pure reflection of where I am right now."

What we learn from album highlights like the rambunctious "(I Got That) Boom Boom," which features the Ying Yang Twins, and "Everytime," a stark, delicate collaboration with Guy Sigsworth, is that Britney has grown into a fearless artist. "Those songs are particularly special to me, because neither of them sounds like anything I've ever done before," she says. "'Boom Boom' is so rough and edgy and fun, while 'Everytime' is so raw and spare. It's me stripped to my core as a singer and as a songwriter. It's as honest as I've ever been in my music. I loved working with Guy on that track. He made me feel comfortable and safe enough to go the full distance, emotionally and as a performer." Britney also has high praise for Moby, who worked with her on the mid-tempo "Early Mornin.'" "He's such a pure-hearted guy," she says. "He's so cool. He played me a really cool track, and I thought it was brilliant. It's turned out to be one of my favorite songs on the album."

She describes "Early Mornin,'" which unfolds with a deceptively insistent, easy-paced dance groove as a day-after-the-party jam, which balances some of the more assertive, dance floor-friendly cuts on "In The Zone." "Some songs are generally about going out and wanting to have a good time," she says. "One of the things I did while working on this album was write about a lot things like going out with my girlfriends, everyday experiences that I was going through. 'Early Morning' is about just going out and feeling bad the next day." Elsewhere on "In The Zone," Britney shows her sultry side, particularly on the steamy, turntable-ready "Breathe On Me," a Mark Taylor production that she characterizes as being "very vibe-y, trance-y. It's about being with a guy and not even having to really be with each other, but just the intensity and the anxiety between not saying anything. You don't even have to touch me, just breathe on me."

Among the more sensual songs on the album is "Touch of My Hand," on which Britney seductively floats her voice atop an arrangement of pillowy strings and languid, Middle-Eastern-kissed guitar lines. "It's tastefully done," she says of the track. "And I think it's real. It's nice and it's real. It's whatever your take is. Some people may think it's a little much, but that's where I'm at with my life. ... It's not freaky freaky, it's just a little freaky." Stepping out on a creative limb has been the basis for Britney's entire career. Dubbed by MTV as "one of the last teenage pop superstars of the 20th century," Spears enjoyed her breakthrough success at the end of 1998. She appeared in local dance revues and church choirs as a young girl, and at the age of eight auditioned for The Mickey Mouse Club. Although she was too young to join the series, a producer on the show gave her an introduction to a New York agent. She subsequently spent three summers at the Professional Performing Arts School Center. She also appeared in a number of off-Broadway productions as a child actor, including 1991's "Ruthless." She returned to the Disney Channel for a spot on The Mickey Mouse Club, where she was featured for two years between the ages of 11 and 13. Her demo tape eventually landed in the hands of a Jive Records executive who quickly signed her to the label. She toured American venues for a series of concerts sponsored by U.S. teen magazines, eventually joining "N Sync on tour. It all added up to 1999's wildly infectious "...Baby One More Time" album to make its bow on the charts at No. 1. The set not only spawned a smash hit with the title tune, but also scored with the charming ballad "Sometimes" and the funky "(You Drive Me) Crazy." Before the album finished its impressive worldwide attack of the charts, it garnered Britney 4 MTV Europe Awards, including best pop performer, and 4 Billboard Music Awards, most notably female artist of the year.

The massive demand for new Britney material was satisfied when her 2000 sophomore collection, "Oops! ... I Did It Again," was released to a Spears-starved world in May. Once again, the title cut flooded radio airwaves, as did the anthemic "Stronger" and lovely "Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know." She also racked up more awards that year by taking home an American Music Award as favorite new artist, a Billboard Music Award as album artist of the year, and 2 Teen Choice Awards. Britney would later earn Teen Choice Award honors in 2001 and 2003. Ever-prolific, the artist returned in 2001 with "Britney," a spirited, assertive collection on which she began to reveal her mettle as a tunesmith, not to mention as a vocalist of increasingly soulful depth. She earned high praise for the wickedly sultry "Slave 4 U," as well as for the forceful "Overprotected" and the gentle "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman." The album's was quickly followed by Britney's motion picture debut, "Crossroads," which proved that she has the talent and box-office pull to be a multifaceted superstar. "One of the true joys of my life and career has been trying out new things," Britney says. "I've loved every step of this journey I'm on. I love singing and dancing and acting and songwriting... it all energizes and inspires me." It's that philosophy that has sent Britney "In The Zone," a project that shows this ever-growing and ever-exciting at her absolute best... or as she would say, "for now." "I can't imagine ever reaching the point where I've hit the wall," she concludes. "There's always something new and challenging to tackle. I can't wait to see what happens next."

Justin Timberlake

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Justin Randall Timberlake was born on 31th January 1981in Memphis,Tennessee. This musically historical place had already produced musical idols like Elvis Presley and Jerry Lee Lewis. This cute boy was given the nickname " Curly ". Justin gained his first stage experience through various talent shows. When he was twelve he was discovered at an audition for the " Mickey Mouse Club " kids show. He moved with his mother to Orlando, where he not only gained more showbiz experience but also got to know JC.

Curly is the natural comic in the group and he takes enormous pleasure in making others laugh. This skill is only aided by his ability to act goofily. As well as being an excellent dancer and talented musician Justin is also very sporty. His favourite sport is basketball but, because of his hectic schedule with 'N SYNC he has admittedly little time to devote to his hobby.

Advanced for his age, Justin is a purposeful and ambitious young man, who knows exactly what he wants. This must explain why, despite all the stress, he still has enough energy to successfully continue his schooling through a special correspondence course for young artists. His favourite subjects are maths and physics.

At the beginning of 'N SYNC's career, on those rare occasions when he made a mistake during the dance routines, this smart young man, being the perfectionist that he is, often reacted by pulling sweet, tormented faces. As frontman alongside JC, he carries a heavy load on his young ( albeit broad ) shoulders being the main focus for the cameras. His likeable, friendly smile has captured the hearts of the majority of 'N SYNC fans. Despite his great success Justin remains modest and can't quite come to terms with his effect on girls. He simply can't understand why the fans become speechless when he looks at them.

IDEAL WOMAN : " She definitely has to have a sense of humor. But she has to be intelligent. I want to be able to talk to her. I guess I want just an all - over picture. Everyone deserves the best and everyone has somebody out there for them. The first thing I notice is the way she presents herself and carriers herself. If she's confident, then she's true to herself, and that's something that attracts me to a girl. "

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♥ Evo par spotova sa Šolte:

Brook, koji nezna Hrvatski jer je iz San Francisca, on je učitelj Spy Academy-a:

Neznam koje je ovo godine bilo, ali znam da smo tamo bili ja i još mnogo djece 15.07 i vratili smo seprekjučer, hehe:

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Bilo nam je dole suuuper.....Ali su bungalovi bili užas zajedno s hranom,....Wc stalno poplavlja od škafa ( pukla je neka cijev, pa voda kaplje ), u zidu smo imali neki rupetinu OGROMNU iz koje su kao fol izlazile neke bube, iju.....A Kate jednom zamalo da nije pala na mene s kreveta kako se miču i raspadajz, ma dobro, nisam očekivala da to bude kao hotel s pet zvjezdice, ali ipak nešto bolje od ovog...Ali sobe nas i nisu previše mučile jer smo dio dana bile vani pazi sad ovo:
08.00-Dobro jutro...
08.40-Marenda...
09.00-Prva lekcija...
10.30-Slobodno vrijeme...
12.00-Druga lekcija...
13.30-Slobodno vrijeme...
14.00-Ručak...
14.45-Treća lekcija...
16.00-Slobodno vrijeme...
18.00-Olimpijske igre...
19.00-Slobodno vrijeme...
20.30-Večera...
21.15-Disco...
23.15-Laku noć...
I tako svaki dan, TJEDAN DANA.....Samo što nitko nije išao spavat tako rano, u 23.15 ići spavat, ccch,....Mi bi išli spavat u ponoć i digli se oko 4 ujutro, pa išli okolo se šetat, ić na kavicu, itd.....
Ali jednog dana kada smo u discu imali "Kinh and Queen" Kraljica je bila Ines a kralj Tino ( Mrkva ).....Cure su trebale plesat na Shakiru, a dečki su na neku cool pjesmu trebali doć do kraja pozornice, skinut majicu i radit ono s rukama, kao macho muškarci ( hahahahaa, koji smijeh nutroflsmijeh ) , ali je, istina, Mrkva je bio najbolji od svih, onda su se morali slikat zajedno Ines i on, imali su neko cvijeće u kosi, heherofl....Ali nije bilo ni jednog zgodnog tipa osim jednogdead, a taj dečko, Tiynow ( čita se Tajnov ) ide u srednju školu i iz Njemačke je....(burninmadheadbangheadbang)....Ali uhh šta je zgodan, e sada onaj tko je bio na Šolti, ako ovo čita neka ne govori da lažem jer nije istina, bili su neki iz Njemačke i među njima je taj Tiynow.....cerekcerek.....A klopa UŽAS,,,,burninmad.....Čevapi su bili maleni kao moj nokat, a pljeskavica kao moj nožni prst...HJOJ........namcor
A jedne večeri u discu bilo je ful cool.....To je bila večer suprotnog spola ( kada su dečki bili cure, a cure dečki )...Jednom Patriku iz srednje sam posudila sestrinu haljinu, crnu na neke roze cvjetiće, Dora mu je dala neki srebrnasti rajfić, a neka cura grudnjak, onda smo ga našminkale, točnije rečeno, Dora ga je našminkala....A ja sam imala od Patrika majicu i crne, sunčane naočale, od Juraja hlače, od Daria tenesice i od neke cure crvenu šiltericu koju sam normalno stavila na glavu i preko nje kapuljaču, dakle, kosa mi se nije vidjela, i crne, sunčane naočale.... I evo me, čak sam se i nazvala Josip....Heheedeadrofldead...Svi su se okretali oko mene i pitali me ako sam cura ili dečkodead, a su ludilud........Na Haway Night-u nisam bila jer mi se nije dalo.....A u subotu na Karaoke sam se RAZBOLILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAburninmadburninmadheadbangheadbangmadmadblablapuknucu....Pazi ovo:
Bila sam na svom krevetu i slušam od Avril pjesmu "Complicated" na Mp3-u, navila sam muziku na 32, to je najviše, i tako nikoga nisam niš čula, i ove moje cure zove SVE cure i dečke da me slušaju kako pjevam ( a jebote bili su tamo polovica kampa ), cure su bile kod vrata a dečki ispod prozora, i vam pjevam, znate, samo ja se okrenem, a tamo sva rulja, cijeli kamp me slušao, ma došlo mi je da ću ih P-U-K-N-U-Tblablamad....Oni mi svi pljeskali, dečki me hvalili kako PREdivno pjevam za razliku od nekih cura....Yeah, write...bang...Onda kada sam dečkima rekla kako ću ići na Karaoke, bili su fuuuul sretni, i govorili su kako će ići u prvi red da me najbolje vide, i onda BUUUMM...Ja sam se razbolilaaaaaaaablablablablablablaroflheadbang........A kada su to čuli, zamalo da nisu počeli plakat, jadnici, baš mi ih je žao,nonamcor......No nećemo se sada toga prisjećati jer...Ma ništa, uglavnom se meni više neda pisat tako da idem sada komentirat druge čovce, Pozzzz svimaa
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♥ PUT BRODIĆEM ZAVRŠEN

Put brodićem je završen, mi smo stigli na Šoltu, ali je tamo predivno uff, a tek more kako je čisto, hjooojj, yess........No ok.....Kada smo izlazili iz tog brodića, svatko je morao uzet van bilo koju torbetinu i izbavit je van, pa neki tamo čovci to spreme u neki kamoin i odvedu ih do onih bungalovima u kojim smo spavali....A meni je neki barba dao neku ful laganu torbu, dobro, nije bila FUL lagana, ali nije bila uopće teška...A moju torbu, moju torbu su morale nosut dvije ili tri neke tamo klinke, htjela sam im reć da je to moja da je ja nosim, ali pomislila sam "Hej, ja sam se namućila, sada nek se malo i one namuće" ( vidite kako sam pokvarena, ch ) .........Ona su nas Vele ( Veljko, animator ) i još naša profesorica iz navijačica Kristina odpeljali do bungalova, tamo smo se upoznali a zatim smo dobili neke papiriće gdje moraš napisati ime, prezime, broj moba, i moraš zaoktužit na koju aktivnost bi ošao, imaš svačega ( art & fashion, mtv stars, Holywood academy, pom-pom academy, sport, spy academy.....svega i svačega ) I na kraju smo Dora, Ana, Kate, Iva, još jedna Ana i ja bile u bungalovu 6 sa 4 soba, mi smo bile soba 2, dakle, žuta grupa....S nama su bile neke cure iz Tuzle ( BiH ), koje su se STALNO derečile, nismo mogle spavat, a kada bi, budile bi nas u 6 ujutro, ma dođe mi da ih zviznem, hjojjjj...........Provod ću vam pisat u drugom postu, bay-bay.....

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♥ PUT PREMA SPLITU ZAVRŠEN

Kao što vam naslov govori, mi došli oko podne ili trinaest sati u Split.....Izašli smo iz busa ( imali smo klimu ) a vani, ono, UŽAS VRUĆEEEEE.......Onda smo morali furat one veelikee i teeškee torbetine na neki tamo brodić, pa onda u tom brodiću smo se smjestili, i mi lijepo putovali morem do Šolte........
TO BE CONTINUE

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♥ PUT PREMA SPLITU

14.07. Sam se pakirala za Šoltu, spremala stvari, i sve to....Ali sam zato išla spavat u 20.00 sati kako bi se mogla naspavat....A onda sam se 15.07. digla u 4 ujutro.....Trebali smo na Delti biti u 5.15, a autobus je kasnio i došao u 5.30 kada smo trebali krenut ( a nismo, jer smo trebali ostavit torbe, pa se smjestit, pa da nas teta prebroji...bla, bla, bla ) .........Put je bio gug ali zabavan.....Vozili smo se oko 6 ili 7 sati, tj. 5 ili 6 sati do Splita i još 1 sat od Splita do Šolte nekim brodićem......Jedan Juraj i Leo su nas ful nasmijavali cijelim putem...Juraja je neka ženska zvala ( neznam koja ) i pita ga da di smo, a on: "Mi smo u busu na cesti", a ta ga žena pita da šta je s druge strane ceste, a on: "Pa ograda ženo"......Hahahahaa, ma luđaci, ( takvi su srednjoškolci, ludi ).......A onda kada smo imali još samo sat i pol vožnje za Split mi smo se vozili dva sata i pol ( bar tako mislim ) jer smo upali u jednu veeeeeeeeeliku kolonu......A vani je bila sparina teška.....Ma super nam je bilo.....A nedostajala mi je moja mala macika, Mia moja malena cakana, hehe.......Upoznala sam jednog Tina u busu, ali sam ga ja prozvala "Mrkva" jer je cijelo vrijeme bio u narančastom, pa kada smo stigli na Šoltu je nosio zeleno da ga ne zovemo Mrkva, pa sam ga prozvala salata itd.....Ma mali jedan zajebant, zabavan je dečko, godište je kao ja.....Ma ja zapravo neznam kaj da vam još pričam tako da ću preć na drugi post...BAYmah

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♥ VRATILA SE JA.......

Kao što piše u naslovu, vratila sam se sa Šolte.....Jojj, baš na je bila luudnicaaaaa..........U sljedećem postu ću vam ispričat kak nam je bilo....hheeeesmijehsmijehsmijeh

♥ 07:23 ♥ komentari (0) ♥ printVRATILA SE JA.......

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AKO STE DOSLI NA BLOG,OSTAVITE TRAG DA STE BILI!!!

Evo, rekla sam vam da ću vam nešto napisati, a sada pozzek svimaa........hehesmijehwave

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♥ Ciao....

Evo me ljudi....Ee, upravo se pakiram pa kad završim vam budem napisala novi post....Može!? Pussekkiss, Ciaowave.....

♥ 15:58 ♥ komentari (3) ♥ printCiao....

petak, 13.07.2007. ♥

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Ma ipak mi se neda pisat, javim vam se ja sutra.... ( ako stignem, jer se moram pakovat za Šoltu ) Pozzdrav svimaaa....

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♥ Glumice i pjevačice......

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Lindsay Lohan glumi u filmu "Mean girls" koji mi se jaaako sviđa, u njemu se dešava kako je ona, cura iz Afrike išla prvi put u "pravu" školu (inače se kod kuće školovala) sa 16 godina i tamo je upoznala prve i nove prijatelje, Ian Collins i neki tamo homić (heehh), a poslije neki je sjela sa "Plastičnim curama" i tako je glumila da je super frendica s njima, no u tom "lažnom" prijateljstvu Cattye ( Lindsay ) je glumila da je Regini George najbolje frendica kako bi je zapravo "zgazila" sa Ian i onim homićem ( ma zapravo se ne sjećam kak se zove )....I s vremenom, Cattye ( mislim da se tako nazivala ) je bila sve sličnija "Plastičnima", i postajala je kurva ( ali to je samo gluma )...ma kažem vam, morate pogledat taj film, suuper jee......


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Beyonce je jedna vrlo "ženstvena" djevojka, i ima super glas...Na pozornici želi impresionirati publiku i ostaviti im jedan veeeliki dojam, ali zato, naprotiv, kod kuće je obučena u trenerke, nosi tenesice, nepočešljana je i nema šminke na sebi....A odjeću joj kombinira MAMA...Tako pišem u jednom šasopisu, točnije rečeno u Ok-u, ne vjerujem baš previše u to...Beyonce je zajedno sa Shakirom snimila pjesmu "Beautiful Liar" ( prekrasni lažljivac ) i s tim hitom je osvojila zajedno sa Shakirom mnogo bodova, ta im je pjesma pojačala njihovu slavuCelebrities Female Images

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Britney Spears ima predivan glas i predivne pjesme...Nažalast, svoju predivnu kosu je ošišala na čelavo i tri puta se pokušala ubiti ( neznam još točno zašto ) i ima dijete, malu bebicu....Britney ima mnogo lijepih pjesma, npr. Everytime, I'm not a girl, Bombastic love, Toxic......Ma mnogo njih...Jadnica, desilo joj se mnogo toga ružnog, nebi voljela biti u njenoj koži,...


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I za kraj, Olsenice....Koliko ja znam, glumile su u filmu "Mrak komadi", film je ful zakon....Radi se o dva agenta koji dođu na neki party i glume da su Olsenice, stavili su maske na lice koje su nalik od Olsenica, onda se neki nabildani čovek jednom agentu upucavao 8 mislio je da je olsenica, a nije, hehe )....Ma mrak je film, predivan je..Neda mi se više pisat tako da ja sad idem, počinje mi Princ iz Bel-Aira....Pa kad mi sve to završi ću opet doć i napisat vam neki novi "isti2 post samo o pjevačima i glumcima...( dakle, muškima ) a sada jedan veeeliki pozzzek za svih vas.....POZZZEEKK









♥ 15:11 ♥ komentari (1) ♥ printGlumice i pjevačice......

♥ Ma ipak sam se odlučila za post, jedva......Mad Smile Images

Dobar dan svima....Heheee, izgleda da sam se ipak odlučila za postek, hehee čudo....Mah....Trebala sam danas ići i u Bakar i na more, ali nisam jer nismo imale prijevoz, Mad Smile Images

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I sada lijepo ispada da ostajem doma....MaaaaaaaahhhhhMySpace Graphics codes

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Ali je dobra vijest ta koja zvuči tako da idem za 2 dana na ŠoltuuuuuuuMad Smile Images

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jaaaaaaaaaahh........(nema baš puno smajlića koji pokazuju sreću i smijeh.....uhh)
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Jojjjj, ova bolesna slova ispod ovih smajlića, kak me nerviraju, uuuuhhhhhhhhh jojjjjjjjjjj.......
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Hahaa....Ma dosadilo mi je ovo sa ovim malim smajlićima, pa, onda, BOOOKKKwavewave

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AKO SVI ŽELITE NOVI POST TO MORATE I NAPISATI U KOMENTARE, OČEKUJEM OD VAS 50 KOMENTARA, AKO IH NE DOBIJEM NEĆU PISATI NOVI POST.....AKO DA, HOĆU.....AKO IH DANAS SKUPIM 50 DANAS ĆU VAM I NAPISAT NOVI POST!! SHVAĆATE??!! AJDE SADA BOK, HEHE.......

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♥ Pjesmiceeee.....

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♥ 15:20 ♥ komentari (6) ♥ printPjesmiceeee.....

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Pozdrav svima...Znam da nisam dugo pisala post, ali imam razloga....Danas sam bila u shopinhu, kupoala sam sve što mi je potrebno za put....U nedjelju (ovu) idem na Šoltu....Tako da od ove nedjelje do one tamo druge vam neću moć pisati post niti vas komentirat.....Hvala svima vama što ste me komentirali, no kada se vratim ću vam sve napisati kako mi je bilo o što smo radili, sada idem, a sutra i preksutra se pakiram i onda za tri dana idem pa-pa.....A sada pa-pa svima vama, pussaa.......PoZzZzZzz......

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♥ Britney Spears:

Everytime:


I'm Not A Girl:


Znam da sam stavila malo previše spotova, i znam da vas većina ne sluša Britney Spears, ni ja ju baš i ne slušam, ali su mi super njene pjesme........

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Svi ljudi su zaljubljeni, ali najviše boli kada vam ljubav nije uzvračena....Znam kako je to jer se meni to događalo jučer.....Kada te netko pita za hodanje, a ti mu neznaš odgovorit na pitanje, voliš ga ali te je mnogo puta uvrijedio i....zajebava se sa ozbiljnim stvarima.......kažeš mu da neznaš, da trebaš razmisliti i da ćeš mu sutra odgovoriti a on ti kaže da je sada sve gotovo, da sam prokockala svoju prvu i zadnju šansu, to jako boli ako ga iskreno još uvijek voliš......

Kako bi se uopće mogla opisati ljubav!? Ali jesi li ikada saznala da te voli tvoj najbolji frend, koji je zgodan, ali se jednostavno ne možeš hodat s njim jer ti je sam naj frend? Jesi li ikada osjetila da te nešto stišće u srcu kada ga vidiš iako je najveći kreten na svijetu i nije vrijedan truda!? Ja znam kakav je taj osjećaj jer se meni to dešava svaki dan (ne baš svaki).....Imaš ga samo za frenda, voliš kada je netko uz tebe, imaš rame za plakanje i možeš mu se izjadat, itd. on te zavoli s vremenom, i želiš mu uzvratiti osjećaje a ne možeš... Meni se to dogodilo, mnogo puta.....
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Svake ga večeri sanjaš: Zajedno ste na lijepoj, zelenoj livadi, sami, volite se, u vezi ste i provodite stalno vrijeme zajedno......a onda se probudiš i saznaš u plaću da je to samo san, a nije stvarnost...to stvarno jako boli, znam taj osjećaj.......Neznam šta da vam još pišem o ljubavi, samo znam da ću vam pisati nešto o ljubavi, jer bi vam se tolko željela izjadat........
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Kao odrasle osobe, svi se ljudi vole....prijateljski i nešto višee, ljubav postoji na ta dva načina.......MySpace Layouts images

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Biti zaljubljen je predivan osjećaj....ali ima trenutaka kada je jako tužna, kada je neuzvraćena........

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Riječ "I love you" na engleskom znači ljubav...svi to več znate......Ta je riječ malena, ali puno znači.....Izražava koliko te netko voli, koliko mu je stalo do tebe, koliko te cijeni i poštuje....Koliko mu značiš........


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Ruža je, kažu, "kraljica svih cvijeća".....Crvena ruža je simbol ljubavi, strasti....dakle, kada ti neki dečko pokloni ružu, on te iskreno voli...a kada te poljubi u obraz on te poštuje i cijeni....Ruža je najljepši poklon koji ti dečko može poklonit, zajedno sa poljupcem....To ti je simbol čiste ljubavi.....Bilo bi lijepo kada bi se to svakoj djevojci događalo svaki dan....predivno.....

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Šteta je kada prekinete, jer tada slomite jedno drugome srce, pa vam je teško oprostit i tako nakon prekida ne možete ostat ni frendovi....u današnjoj temi vam pokušavam reć da je ljubav dragocjena, na svaki mogući način....Čovjek je rođen da prašta i griješi...stoga, pružite jedni drugima ruku i ostanite frendovi zauvijek jer, ljubav je najljepša (jer da nije, zašto bi postajala, ljubav nebi postajala uzaludno, zar ne!?)..........
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♥ Kako ubiti dosadu u liftu!?

1.Kada je pored tebe samo jedna osoba, lupni je po leđima pa se pravi da nisi ti.

2. Pritisni gumb i pravi se da te udarila struja.

3. Zadrži vrata otvorena i reci da čekaš prijatelja. Par sekundi kasnije zatvori vrata (praveći se da je netko ušao) i kaži: "E,di si buraz, šta ima..."

4. Ponesi foto-aparat i slikaj sve prisutne.

5. Pravi se da si steward. Prisutnima objasni postupak u slučaju opasnosti i na kraju im poželi sretan put.

6. Kad se vrata zatvore kaži prisutnima: "Bez panike, opet će se otvoriti."

7. Lupaj glavom o zid i viči: "Umuknite svi! Ušutite već jednom!"

8. Simuliraj zvukove eksplozije svaki put kad netko pritisne gumb.

9. Cerekaj se i bulji u nekog putnika,a onda mu debilnim glasom kaži: "Imam nove čarapeeee..."

10. Imitiraj zvukove Formule 1 kad god netko uđe u lift.

11. Ispuši nos i pokaži sadržaj svoje maramice ostalim putnicima.

12. Zviždeći prvu strofu "Lijepe naše", neprestano.

13. Nasloni se na nekog i šapni mu: "Dolazi policija!"

14. Namršti se i mumljaj: "Moram u WC, moram u WC", a onda uzdahni i reci: "ups!"

15. Vikni:"Čuvaaaaj!" svaki put kad lift krene prema dole.

16. Zaderi se:"Ding!" kad god lift stane na nekom katu.

17. Ako se netko očeše o tebe, lupi ga po ruci i reci: "šuga!"

18. Skidaj rukom nevidljive bube sa sebe i vrisni: "Aaaa! Skinite ih s mene!"

19. Sumnjičavo onjuši osobu do sebe, napravi zgađenu fa cu i pomakni se.

20. Kad lift krene prema gore, počni skakati i jako lupaj nogama o pod, uzvikujući: "Dolje, rekao sam dolje!"

21. Cerekaj se histerično desetak sekundi, prestani i onda se zagledaj u ostale kao da su nenormalni

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♥ 48 trikova kako zajebat policajca (sorryte na izrazu....)


1. Ako policajac prica s tobom, pretvaraj se da si gluh.

2. Pitaj ga mozes li vidjeti njegov pistolj.

3. Ako neda, nego te pita zasto, reci da hoces vidjeti da li je veci od tvojega.

4. Rukuj se s njim i stalno ga dodiruj.

5. Pitaj ga gdje je dobio takvu ludu odjecu.

6. Pitaj ga da li ti posudi svoj kostim

7. Pitaj ga za ime i prezime i onda ga oslovljavaj samo imenom.

8. Pretvaraj se da si peder i pitaj ga hoce li izaci s tobom.

9. Ako kaze ne, pocni plakati.

10. Ako kaze da, prijavi ga nadredjenima.

11. Ako te hoce pregledati i kaze da moras rasiriti noge, reci mu da te ne zanima.

12. Reci mu da ti se svidjaju muskarci u uniformi.

13. Potkupi ga slatkisima.

14. Probaj istovremeno s njim reci: "Dobro vecer gospodine, vozacku i prometnu molim."

15. Ako ti da nesto za potpisati, prvo se pocesi po guzici pa onda uzmi njegovu olovku u ruku.

16. Ako ti da kemijsku u ruke, skrivaj je, rastavi i izvadi ulozak.

17. Pitaj ga ima li kcerku. Ako da, reci mu da ti je poznato njegovo prezime.

18. Nek ti sve objasni dvaput.

19. Ponovi potiho sve sto on kaze.

20. Pricaj sam sa sobom.

21. Probaj mu prodati svoj auto.

22. Pitaj ga, hoce li ti prodati svoj auto.

23. Ako te hoce voditi u policijsku postaju, pitaj mozes li ti sjediti naprijed.

24. Ako moras sjediti straga, probaj ga pipkati po glavi kroz resetku.

25. Prije nego krenete provjeri jeste li svi vezani.

26. Brzo uzmi limenku piva i otvori prije nego dodje do tvojega auta.

27. Nek ti pridrzi pivo dok trazis dokumente.

28. Reci mu barem dvaput da prtljaznik ne treba pregledavati.

29. Pitaj ga je li on jedan od Village People i pitaj gdje su ostali.

30. Pitaj ga je li ikad ubio covjeka.

31. Ako odgovori da, pitaj je li to bilo na poslu.

32. S osmjehom na odlasku mu reci: "Pozdravi zenu i moju djecu"

33. drzi gajbu pive na suvozackom sjedalu, naravno vezanu

34. kad mu pruzas vozacku, uvali unutra mito od 2 lipe.

35. pitaj ga ako moras puhati, hoce li prije dezinficirati svoju zvizdaljku

36. glumi da nemozes otkopcati pojas, pa ga zamoli da ti pomogne. Ako on lud to i ucini, pa kaze;
eto uopce nije bio blokiran, reci da to nije remen na koji si mislio.

36b.reci da ti se zablokirao volan. Pa ga pitaj jel on zna spojit zice da se upali auto bez kljucha i
otkljuca volan.

37. ako je vecer, stavi sunchane naocale. Ak pita da skines, reci da imas ruzne podocnjake nakon
tuluma.

38. dok kopas po pretincu, ponudi ga upotrijebljenom pepermint zvakom i pitaj jel treba rabljene
baterije za svoju svjetlechu lizalicu.

39. u prometnoj drzi upakirani prezervativ. ak pita zasto to, reci da ne ides u promet bez zastite.

40. kad ti se priblizhi, ukljuchi brisac zadnjeg stakla. ak te trazi da iskljuchis, pitaj ga hoce li ti on onda tjerat muhe s dupeta.

41. kad te pita imas li vozacku, pravi se da ne cujes dobro, pa kad se priblizi da ti ponovi, reci; digresija gospodine, morate pit
kvalitetnije vino. od ovog vam smrdi iz usta na kilometar.

42. kad vas zaustavi odma recite da niste vi i da vas je cinkao pravi krivac.

43. pitaj kak to da neki policajci imaju bijele rukavice/narukvice i pokrivala za kape, a neki ne drze do higijene i jel to onda kaznjivo?

44. prvu pomoc izvadi iz kutije i drzi u koristenom papirnatom skarniclu iz mesnice.

45. ako imas elektricne podizace stakla, dok ti prica, igraj se njima. pa se pohvali: a jeste vidli? bez ruku! A da samo vidite automatski servo volan!

46. Pitaj ga da ti objasni kad je vec tu, kako to, da ti skrguche mjenjach kad oces prebaciti u Reli brzinu?

47. Kad te zaustavi, pitaj jel moze samo trenutak pricekati, da se ides pomokriti.

48. ne stisavaj glazbu. i reci da su novi tapecirungi u vratima zbog novih zvucnika a ne zbog sverca droge od prosli tjedan.

♥ 14:58 ♥ komentari (0) ♥ print48 trikova kako zajebat policajca (sorryte na izrazu....)

♥ Danas sam posvećena Tokio Hotelu....(za one koji ih vole, a oni koji ne..hh...nek šute),...

Evo za one koji vole Toma Kaulitza:
Tom ima 18 godina i jako je sladak..(ne možete reć da nije), radio si je prvi put dredloxe (sorryte ako nisam točno napisala) sa 12 godina....I tada se prvi put zaljubio u curu koju je i Bil volio, ali su svejedno ostali naj braća na svijetu, vole i paze jedan na drugog.....



Za one koji vole Billa Kaulitza:
Bill ima 18 godina, stariji je Toma dvije minute...nonstop mjenja zurku, ima pirsing (neznam kako se piše) na lijevoj obrvi i na jeziku, a na vratu tetovažu i na trbuhu jednu zvijezdu, sexy (meni je bar sexy, ali ih ne slušam više, e kada bi svi bili takvi iz naše škole, uff........)

Za sada dosta spotova, u drugom postu ću vam malo nešto brbljati, (a moram, ehh)................ciaoo....

♥ 13:59 ♥ komentari (1) ♥ printDanas sam posvećena Tokio Hotelu....(za one koji ih vole, a oni koji ne..hh...nek šute),...

♥ Za sve ljubitelje Tokio Hotela (iako ih ja više ne slušam, ali su Bill i Tom tako cakani....)

♥ 13:41 ♥ komentari (1) ♥ printZa sve ljubitelje Tokio Hotela (iako ih ja više ne slušam, ali su Bill i Tom tako cakani....)

utorak, 03.07.2007. ♥

♥ PoZzZzZzwavemah

Pozzzzz svima vama.........znam, znam..dugo vam se nisam javljala, znam i sama.....! No, bolesna sam, bliži mi se ozdravljenje, jeeesmijeh, ...... ......Bolesna sam bila od četvrtka jako kasno u noć, sutradan sam rekla svojima da me boli glava, trbuh, očirolleyes, noge....(sve)blabla, i znate šta sam MORALA jest, a šta NISAM SMJELA jest??? MORALA sam jest samo tvrdi kruh, baškot, neke tamo krekere, piti samo čajpuknucumislila sam a ću puknut, i hoću ako mi se to opet pojavi, aaaapuknucu......A sad ono što NISAM SMJELA jest..: čipsburninmad, piti gaziranoburninmad, fraperofl, čokoladuheadbang, a što je najgore, po CIJELE sam dane SPAVALA....tako da nisam bila ni na kompu, ni čitala nešto, nisam bila vani od četvrtka, sada je utorak, dakle 5 DANA JA (NISAM) BILA IZVAN KUĆEEEEroflburninmadpuknucumadblablaheadbang.....aaaaaaaaheadbangheadbang...........A što je još i najbolje, (u današnjem danu) je to da smijem oprat kosu (ma masna je ko šnicla, uf, fujzaliven), konačno..barem smijem jest paštunjami, imala sam je jučer za ručaknjami.....sutra smijem ići vaannnnnnut......A sada nagađajte što sam ja radila 5 dana za redom doma sa svojom ludom mačkom!!? Ma stvarno je malo Previše šviknuta u glavuludlud......ja joj bacim lopticu, za njom juri ko za hranom, a kada joj davam hranu iz ruke u nju bulji ko da joj davam drek za ručakludlud......luđakinja moja malaarolleyes.....aaah, mojemalo mjesto je i dalje rascvjetano i raspjevano kao i svaki danhrvatska......Evo, Mia (moja maca) upravo pajkiyes, da vidite kako je cakana kada pajki za razliku kada je budna (uhhh)....znate da sam zaradila 140kn???? greedygreedygreedy To što sam bila bolesna dobila sam kao za popravak, heheesmijehsmijeh.........Ahh, da...Bernarda.....Luđakuša moja malayesbang......da vam sada malo napišem o njoj i mojim drugim jaaako dobrim i frendovima i frendicama, e pa za početak:thumbup

1. Bernarda-thumbuphiperaktivna, smješna, zabavna, 100 stvari joj se dese u tren oka, sve najbolje.....smijeh kakva vam je moja Bernica

2. Lidija-thumbupcool cura, otkačena, voli glumiti Avril i Pink, stvarno im liči po ponašanjuzujo, nije sramežljica, cura stvarno nema dlake na jeziku, osvetoljubiva.......

3. Dora-thumbupeh, moja Dorica.....kako da nju opišem!? Hm....Pa ok! Ona vam je jaaako zgodna cura svim dečkima (dobro, nekim, da nebi sad ona meni visjela na vratuwink), isto otkačena, voli tulumariti, kao i Lidija, sluša sve Pop i R'N'B pjesme, sve IN, prati modu, lice i kosa čisto ko suzayes, o Dorici mislim sve najbolje....ali je zato jaako zahtjevna tip cure....da, da, da....takva vam je moja Dorica, superthumbup

4. Ana-thumbupahh....Ana....ona je jaaako dobra frendica, ali i nekad jaaako dosadna, stalno bi vas za obraze štipala, onako kao stare bakice, "buci, buci, buc", uhh.........namcor.......ali je zakon, isto fora oblačenje, volim s njom i Dorom provodit vrijeme jer me ful dobro znaju nasmijat, zajedno s Lidijom.......

5. Ivana-thumbupnju poznam gotovo 1 i pol godinu, tako da nemam baš jaaako puno opisa za nju, ali uglavnom je jako dobra frendica koja zna opraštat, slušat (jer tomu i služe frendovi), otkačena je, ali u nekim je prizorima malo bebinjastalud, onako "a mojim te, nisi feeeeerr, aj nemoj da pokjopiš sjušajicu, njisi feeeeeerrr" pa mi tamo kriješti na uši.....luđakuša moja maaalčicaayesthumbup

Ove sada cure i ovi dečki mi nisu najbolji frendovi, ali i za njih imam visoko mišljenje:thumbup

1. Patricija-smokinPatruška, naša Hip-Hoperka, vidi se da sluša hip-hop, velika je miljenica, blog joj je odličan, posjetite ga (controlme.blog.hr), pa, šta da kažem...!? Otkačena, luda, dobra, nadam se pametna ( ma je, pametna je ona yes ), jako zgodna curayessmokin skita se okolo i pokuša ulovit kojeg zgodnog dečka ( nadam se da češ ga jednom u nač, osim ako već jesi thumbup ), ma za nju imam jedno veliko mišljene......Pata, ime bloga nisam stavila po tvome, tj. ok, jesam, ali mi se taaako sviđao, ako ti smeta sorry, maknut ću ga ako hoćeš....wave

2.Natalija-smokinTajica moja......Naša mala jahačica, ljubiteljica konja, i to jaaaako velika ljubiteljica (voli konje ko da su največe blago na ovom svijetu, hihicerekcerek), i za nju imam jedno veliko mišljenjee.......wave

3. Sarah-smokinJako dobra cura, ima lijepo ime a i sama po sebi je zgodna, također ima super blog (worldofsweetvampgirl.blog.hr, posjetite ga), dobra je sa svima u školi, (a i kladila bi se da joj nije teško nać nekog zgodnog dečka,wink) whatever....Veliko mišljenje for she........wave

4. Iva-smokinRokerska djeva, voli i sluša rock, nije uopće zla nego je, naprotiv, baš dobar tip rokera, posjetite njen blogač (glavaukoferu.blog.hr)....hehewave

5. Sandra-smokinTakođer rokerica, ima strava blog, i dizajn, i ona je zgodna, nemogu reći da je ružna kad nije....ona mi je jako dobra cura, ali jednog me je dana razočarala (šalim se)
, za kraj školske godine bacila me je u more dvaput, nisam ljuta na tebe, nego samo želim da znaš kako ćeš i ti druge godine letit u more....hehe....wave

Evo ljudići, toliko toga o mojim prijateljima......O njima svima imam jedno veeeeeeeeeliko mišljenje i jako ih volim.....a sada pusaakiss i pozdrav svimaa..........wavemahwavemah




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