ponedjeljak, 21.11.2005.
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I’m going to give some tips here for the poor sucker guys who are
posting online trying to get laid and who are spending hundreds /
thousands of dollars on all those whores out there without getting any
play. (You bitches know exactly what you’re doing, and I’m on to your
game!)
— Don’t be sexually judgemental in any way. A woman’s worst fear is
to be perceived as a slut. She will suck your toes and take it in the
ass if she thinks you don’t view her poorly for it (and she knows her
friends won’t find out.)
— Don’t get angry at her. Women know they have emotional outbursts
and they need to trust that you can handle that. It’s ok (and
necessary) to occasionally put your foot down…just make sure she
knows you are fully in control of yourself.
— Don’t let her manipulate you or control you in any way. She will
immediately lose all respect for you. Always be leading. It’s just
like dancing - women hate a man who can’t lead.
— When first approaching a woman or a group, they tend to get a
feeling like this is just your little scheme to get close to them,
when you really just want something from them - like sex. (And they’re
right.) It’s important to structure your body language and
conversation so that they honestly don’t believe you want something
from them. They should feel like you are about to leave at any second.
— DON’T TRY TO IMPRESS HER IN ANY WAY. Don’t show off. Don’t talk
about accomplishments or possessions. As soon as she perceives that
you are trying to prove yourself to her, she loses all interest.
— Don’t ignore her friends. A woman values her friend’s opinions
more than just about anything else in the world. Nothing matters to
her more than what other women are thinking. Give her friends lots of
attention and get everyone laughing. If one woman is feeling different
than the others, she will drag them away. They will follow like a
flock of pigeons. Society is the book of women. (Notice that men do
NOT behave this way! Women are very different!)
— To get a woman attracted / emotionally vulnerable, give her lots
of emotions and feelings. Don’t just make her feel good. Make her feel
good, and angry, and sad, and connected, and astonished, and
intrigued, etc. Make her laugh. Tease her. Tell stories about your
sick puppy. Tell her why things would never work out between the two
of you. Call her a dork. If she gets heated up, she will start
touching you…playfully push her away. If she calls you a jerk and
punches your arm, you are doing it right. If she gives you that “I
can’t believe you just said that” look, do NOT back down, do not say
“Oh I’m just kidding” or anything like that.
— As she gets more emotional, she will try to ruin things by
throwing in logic. She will ask you if you are a player, or if you say
this to all the girls, or whatever. The trick is this: Don’t take it
seriously by giving it some logical answer! That’s right…women lose
interest if you take them seriously!!! It’s crazy but that’s how they
behave. Just blow it off or misinterpret what she’s saying as though
she is coming on to you. If you fail these tests, she will be gone so
fast your head will spin.
— She will start asking you lots of questions. This is what chicks
do when they suddenly find themselves attracted to a man they know
nothing about. This is your chance to open up a little and also find
out more about her and build a deeper connection. You have to do this,
or she will flake later (even if you’ve kissed her!) Women are the
worst flakes in the world! Don’t make it too easy for her, make her
work for it a bit. Then talk about connections and childhood memories
and things you have in common, etc. She needs to feel that this is
genuine. This is usually the time when I throw in a few fake
vulnerabilities, like pretending I’m shy or insecure about something.
I know it’s fucked up but women need to see that there are at least a
few small holes where they can sink their hooks in you. They get
uneasy if you are too perfect.
— Make sure she gets the feeling that you have standards and that
you are judging her based on them. Ask her questions that show her you
are checking her out to see if she is up to snuff. Women don’t like to
feel like you are with them only because you can’t do any better. They
prefer to feel like you have high standards, you can get any chick you
want, but you chose HER because she is SOOOO special and SOOOO
different than all the others. Yeah I know.
— Move her to different locations. Take her next door for a drink.
Take her across the street to check out some art. The more locations
the better.
— Take responsibility for every escalation. A woman will do just
about anything as long as she doesn’t have to feel like it was “her
fault.” Make it YOUR fault. Make it “just happen.” She will
rationalize it to herself later using the same bullshit generator that
women use to flake out on dates at the last minute. Don’t get her
horny until you get her isolated. Believe me, emotional is better than
horny.
— Keep the woman always swinging somewhere between validation and
rejection. If she feels rejected, she drops out or gets REALLY MAD.
And if she feels too validated, she will ditch you in a heartbeat. So
push her away (emotionally) and then pull her back in.
— BELIEVE YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. Chicks do not look at your excuses and
try to see if they are bullshit or not… because that is the logical
thing to do, and chicks are not logical. Rather, what they do is see
if YOU seem to believe your own bullshit when you say it. If you look
like you do, then chances are, they will believe it too. So the key is
to believe your own bullshit, and other aspects about yourself that
you want the chick to believe about you too (alpha male..whatever)…
because your own self beliefs for some reason will automatically
‘impart’ to the chick!
— One more thing…many guys make the mistake of listening to female
romantic advice. Don’t listen to them, THEY DON’T KNOW WTF THEY ARE
TALKING ABOUT, and they WILL steer you wrong. They will tell you what
they THINK they want, instead of what they actually RESPOND to. And
furthermore, a large part of the female sexual experience IS the
inability to admit these things BECAUSE they derive sexual pleasure
from putting up resistance and being overwhelmed.
