srijeda, 30.03.2005.
Čitaj samo početno slovo svog imena -ne moraš sve
Does your name begin with:
A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You
>mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience
>for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy,
>cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often
>don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that
>your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it
>difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling,
>wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's
>physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very
>Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead
>to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic. >
B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined,
>and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the
>affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper
>your mate. You are private in your ___expression of endearments, and
>particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets
>with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require
>new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
C You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a
>relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object
>of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your
>lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to
>appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have
>the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an
>expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
D Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full
>Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are
>nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are
>highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes
>possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of
>humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they
>see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and
>open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .
E Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you
>have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you
>are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion
>You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once
>in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge
>is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are
>uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes,
>in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)
F You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You
>look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once
>committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate.
>Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born
>romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can
>be a very generous lover
G You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover.
>You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one
>who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the
>peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be
>extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take
>precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting
>emotionally close to people.
H You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You
>seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a
>commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are
>actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you
>tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your
>involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself.
>You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything
>meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and
>strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground.
>People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a
>dreamer with/ a passion for life.
I You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped. You
>enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking
>spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know
>what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that
>amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires
>satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of
>___expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your
>commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not
>one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are
>sometimes downright lustful.
J You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a
>good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't
>always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the
>thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on
>great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out
>on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships
>with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need
>to be nurtured deep within.
K You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual,
>and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy
>will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the
>nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the
>trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very
>seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the
>right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless.
>You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You
>are a good friend.
L You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a
>partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your
>___expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual
>experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you
>on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating,
>otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You
>require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being
>appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that
>you're being appreciated ".
M You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that
>Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something
>of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the
>gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be
>highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not
>easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty
>expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish,
>thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is
>your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you
>live for the moment.
N You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you
>Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds
>barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate
>and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything
>and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be
>pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your
>mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your
>head. You are very imaginative.
O ou are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about
>your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money
>and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You
>are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From
>your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity
>and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to
>possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
P You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of
>Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count.
>Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an
>intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your
>enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of
>hang-ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You
>are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of
>physical gratification.
Q You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous
>physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are
>an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their
>ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to
>turn you on and keep you going.
R You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who
>can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the
>better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great
>body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You
>have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove
>yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open,
>stimulating & romantic.
S For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically
>idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never
>loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like
>glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish
>often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like
>being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private &
>sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When
>it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the
>little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your
>love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to
>wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous & giving,
>often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive
>by many. You are a good friend.
>
T You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like
>someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights &
>romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When
>in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having
>your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a
>great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your
>own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and
>see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings.
>You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on
>to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity
>things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top.
>Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't
>want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !
U You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love
>you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see
>romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement
>freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put
>others feelings above yours.
V You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait
>till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone
>means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see
>what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that
>age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
W You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when
>it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic,
>idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who
>she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of
>your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like
>playing love games.
X You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can
>handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off
>your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
Y You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you
>will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which
>doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if
>you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the
>moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on
>your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
Z You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You
>wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You
>see yourself as a lover's saviour.
utorak, 22.03.2005.
LOGIKAAAAAAAAAA :)
1. ŠTO KAŽU ŽENE (I ŠTO ZAISTA MISLE):
Da (Ne)
Ne (Da)
Možda (Ne)
Žao mi je (Bit ce ti zao)
Potrebno nam je (Ja hoću)
Ti odluči (Valjda ti je jasno da mora biti kako sam ja rekla)
Uradi kako hoćes (Platit ćeš mi poslije)
Trebamo razgovarati (Sad ćeš me čuti)
Naravno, uradi tako (Da ti nije palo na pamet!)
Nisam ljuta (Naravno da sam ljuta, idiote!)
Budi romantičan, ugasi svijetlo (Imam previše celulita)
Hoću nove zavjese (i tepihe, namještaj, obojati...)
Objesi sliku ovdje (NE, hoću reći ondje)
Čula sam neki zvuk (Shvatila sam da si skoro zaspao)
Voliš li me? (Pitat ću te nešto skupo)
Koliko me voliš? (Danas sam uradila nešto što ti se neće svidjeti)
Odmah sam gotova (Skini cipele i potraži neki dobar film na TV)
Moraš inače naučiti bolje se sporazumijevati (Slažem se s time što kažeš)
Slušaš li me? (Prekasno, već si ga zasrao)
Ja ne vičem! (Naravno da vičem, ovo je važno!)
2. ŠTO KAŽU MUŠKARCI (I ŠTO ZAISTA MISLE):
Gladan sam (Gladan sam)
Spava mi se (Spava mi se)
Umoran sam (Umoran sam)
Hoćeš li u kino? (Rado bi te povalio poslije)
Hoćemo li u restoran? (Rado bi te povalio poslije)
Mogu li te nazvati koji put? (Rado bi te povalio poslije)
Plešeš li? (Rado bi te povalio poslije)
Sviđa mi se tvoja bluza (Sviđaju mi se tvoje sise)
Izgledaš napeta, daj da ti izmasiram leđa (Rado bi te povalio poslije)
Što ti je? (Što ti je?)
Što ti je? (Koji si to beznačajni problem opet smislila?)
Što ti je? (Rado bi te povalio poslije)
Dosadno mi je (Rado bi te povalio poslije)
Volim te (Rado bi te povalio sad odmah)
I ja tebe volim (Dobro, sad sam to rekao, idemo dakle u krevet)
Sviđa mi se tvoja nova frizura (Stara mi se sviđala više)
Sviđa mi se tvoja nova frizura (Toliko love, a izgledaš gore nego prije)
Razgovarajmo o tome... (Toliko da vidiš koliko sam ja razuman i osjećajan, i onda idemo u krevet)
ponedjeljak, 21.03.2005.
I Danas Je Dan Odrastanja
petak, 11.03.2005.
MAXADSL hehehe
srijeda, 09.03.2005.
NAUČI SE
Z A P I S I V A T I
"RANE"
NA
P I J E S K U,
A
"SREĆU"
U G R A V I R A T I
U
K A M E N.
ponedjeljak, 07.03.2005.
Opet nesto s useneta...
LURKER:
Primjetio sam da postoje odredene "fatalne zene" koje imaju takve
probleme. Najbolje je klonit ih se.
Da elaboriram;
Pricala mi moja bivsa kako nju opsjedaju na slican nacin bivsi decki, i ja si mislio, jebote cura je fakat nalazila samo frikove, kak neko moze zvat bivsu svaki dan dve godine nakon sto su prekinuli (i to
dvojica).
Onda nakon nekog vremena provedenog s doticnom mi je postalo jasnije.
Cura prejebeno izgleda, na prvi pogled isfurava se na sramezljivo nevinasce, ali je ustvari koketa i pikira na tipove sa slabijim samopuzdanjem koji se ni u snu ne bi nadali da je mogu imat.
I ne mogu je imat, ali ona koketira s njima i stalno im budi nadu i
svi koji ju upoznaju misle da imaju sanse kod nje.
Nakon sto sam je ostavio zbog njezinog koketiranja s drugima, skuzio sam da sam ostao
totalno sjeban i 100 puta mi je malo falilo da i ja krenem losim vodama i pocnem ju zvat ali nisam.
I kad je sretnem, naravno,koketira i sa mnom, a ima novog tipa koji isto neki papak koji je
popusio foru ko i ja i za kojeg mi nije rekla.
Sada mi vise uopce nije tesko zamislit nekog jadnika kojem je ona ostvarenje sna snova; inace ga zene ignoriraju ali sad je nasao zensku koju svi zele, a ona je dobra, draga, nevinasce, a jebeno izgleda i zeli samo njega.
I onda kad se pocne sudarati sa stvarnoscu, spreman je na ocajnicke poteze, a ova mu ne daje bas doslovce do znanja da s tim nece nista postici.
SAANJA:
Nekad mislim da je ta tvoja bivsa, puno sretnija od zena koje sa svojim
bivsima nemaju probleme.
Da nastavim elaborat:
Kako god bilo, statisticki gledano, njen kvocijent emocionalne inteligencije je otisao daleko prema 150 ma sto mi imali protiv toga...
Ona je u stanju lezerno i bez puno savjesti stvarati oko sebe atmosferu srece i sarenih muljanja, na koja vi muski lako padate.
Cak ne morate imati slab karakter. Naprotiv. Sto ste jaci to je njoj zabavnije.
Ona je nasla vase globalno slabe tocke, strategija joj je uspjesnija nego kod x realnih, emotivnih naivnjaca koje se prepuste vasoj prolazno zaljubljenoj dobrohotnosti i na kraju ce ONA dobiti ono sto zeli, usput debelo ugojiti svoj ego, a OSTALE ce biti primorane patiti se s vasom
sjebanoscu radi takvih kao sto je ona..
Priznali vi ili ne, vi muski fakat volite da i drugi primjecuju plijen koji (mislite da) imate, istina je da njeno koketiranje trpite do odredjene granice. Ali ona svojim lazima, osmjehom i pusama amortizira
vas bijes i tako kroji svoju srecu i nastavlja po starom.
Mozete samo otici ili ostati.
S nekom normalnom bi se pokacili i prekinuli, a ovdje ste lutka sretnoj curici.
Sve vise vjerujem kako glumatanje, muljanje i koketiranje, pa namigivanje sa zrnom misterioznosti i dozom podsmjeha jedne kokete izaziva bujicu vase bezuvjetne iskrenosti. Volite je svim srcem, makar i sami uvidjate koliko vam to ne treba i koliko je to ponizavajuce.
Lakse se nositi s njenim lazima, nego sa necijom bezuvjetnom iskrenoscu.
Necu ulaziti u iskrenost pojedinih likova i likica na usenet sceni, ali i danas vjerujem da bi vecina zbog nekog/neke "bivseg/bivse" opet gazili ponos, mijenjali tok rijeke, skidali zvijezde samo da je "bivsi"
htio/htjela ciniti/biti ono sto se od njega/nje ocekivalo...
Ne znas sto je veca bol...patnja s inatom....ili pomirba uz isamaranu osobnost i ponos, ili proteza osakacenim emocijama s nekim trecim...
Sve je stvar temperature srca.
Neki ljudi su neminovno zig u dusi.
A "nikad" je opasna rijec koju bih zakonom zabranila da mogu.
petak, 04.03.2005.
UVIJEK SMO U PREDNOSTI
Pa zato što smo ŽENSKO!
