četvrtak, 12.10.2006.
Minibus
Dakle, evo me ponovo. Zadnji post niknuo je prekjučer, i ne mogu baš reći da puno vas dolazi na blog, ali ne žalim se - ne treba meni publiciteta i ostalih fensi-šmensi tričarija.. Uglavnom, posjetio sam i zagreb (Tomi veli da ne zaslužuje veliko slovo, što je apsolutna istina), i nisam se uspel naći s best frendom (Tomijem, koji apsolutno zaslužuje veliko slovo), ali je on došel u Čakovec, pa smo malo pokali biljar, i te finte. Sad ga baš čekam, pa idemo malo vanka, preveslati malo po gradu.
Nisam se baš pretjerano trudio pronalaziti svježe ideje da vama malobrojnima pružim nezaboravno putovanje kroz nepregledna pronstranstva mojeg jedinog blaženog bloga..(zanemarite ovo, molim vas)
Ako ništ drugo, bar vam se obraćam sa Vi, pa vam textovi tako ulijevaju jednu dozu destruktivnosti i pretjeranog samopoštovanja.. (zanemarite i ovo)
Evo stavil budem nešto na blog, meni je jako smešno, neznam za vaše ukuse, ali trebalo bi vam biti barem duhovito ako donekle znate engleski. Ako pak ne znate, molim, nemojte se truditi čitati. Ajd oi.
9 Things I Hate About Everybody
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse towalk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say ˝Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too˝. Damn right! What good is a cake if you cannot eat it?!
4. When people say ˝It's always the last place you look˝. Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a movie ˝did you see that?˝. No, loser, I paid €6 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor!
6. People who ask ˝Can I ask you a question?˝. Didn't really give me any choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is ˝new and improved˝. Which is it? If it's new, then there has been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say ˝life is so short!˝. What the fuck?! Life is the longest damn thing everyone ever fucking does! what can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks ˝Has the bus come yet?˝. If the bus came would I be standing here, you stupid fuck?
To je sve za danas.
