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Došlo se maloprije doma nakon dva dana. :)
Kako me krevet lijepo gleda... spavat ću ko beba noćas...
Ljudi i danas idu van, ja nisam mogla, ali što me naravno nije spriječilo da si i danas malo cugnem.
hehe :)))
Sad mi je baš super, ovako malo pripita trekeljam i pišem bedastoće, ništa nema smisla što pišem.
Opa, evo ga na!!! Baš sam prolila čašu vode po tipkovnici. Nije baš pametno sjediti pripit za kompom.
Čitam mailove, evo ovaj mi je fora kaj sam dobila pa u nedostatku inspiracije da vam ja nešto svoje napišem čitajte sljedeće...
krevet me zove... :)))
laku noć!!!
DATING DICTIONARY;
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
*40-ish.....................49.
*Adventurous..........Slept with everyone.
*Athletic...................No breasts.
*Average looking...............Moooo.
*Beautiful..................Pathological liar.
*Emotionally Secure...........On medication.
*Feminist.......................Fat.
*Free Spirit...................Junkie.
*Friendship first...............Former Slut .
*New-Age..................Body hair in the wrong places.
*Old- fashioned..................No B.J.'s
*Open- minded...................Desperate.
*Out going..................Loud and embarrassing.
*Professional...................Bitch.
*Voluptuous.....................Very fat.
*Large frame....................Hugely fat.
*Wants soulmate...............Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
*Yes.........................No.
*No..........................Yes.
*Maybe........................No.
*We need.......................I want!
*I am sorry.................You'll be sorry !
*We need to talk...............You're in trouble!
*Sure, go ahead................You better not!
*Do what you want..............You will pay for this later!
*I am not upset.......Of course, I am upset, you moron!
*You're attentive tonight..........Is sex all you ever think about ?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
*I am hungry........................I am hungry.
*I am sleepy................. .......I am sleepy.
*I am tired.........................I am tired.
*Nice dress.........................Nice cleavage!
*I love you........................Let's have sex now
*I am bored.......................Do you want to have sex?
*May I have this dance?.....I'd like to have sex with you.
*Can I call you sometime?.....I'd like to have sex with you.
*Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
*Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
*I don't think those shoes go with that out fit.....I'm gay!!!
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