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Oddly enough, my Best of Overheard today is all from todays posts&

Guy: Do you know how a penis works?
Chick: Yeah, but they are usually in my mouth.Houston St

Newspaper guy: Read all about it: girl passing me right now has holes in her jeans.
Girl with holy jeans: Theyre made like that, asshole.Port Authority

Hipster dude: & And she ended up renting some movie about Madame Curie.
Hipster chick: Thats the wax lady, right? Over at Times Square? I didnt know there was a movie about her.
Hipster dude: I hate you.Union Square

Frat boy #1: Dude, you got really skinny. Whats going on with snorg tees Are you sick or something?
Frat boy #2: Yeah, bro, I have IBS  Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Frat boy You shittin me!91st & 1st

Hoochie: He thought I was boring because I wouldnt blow him.34th & 6th

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Post je objavljen 17.01.2008. u 12:41 sati.