četvrtak, 05.01.2006.

STUF TO DO
By:Bart Simpson
1.Trademark ''El Barto.''
2.Buy more spray paint
3.Devise new and itnteresting ways to make Homer lose it
4.Find new hiding spot for when homer loses it
5.Hide Lisa's saxophone
6.TiVo ''Itchy & Scratchy-a-thon.''
7.Think of new catchphrases
8.Devise new and interesting ways to manipulate Milhouse into doing my dirty work
9.Practice being more incorrigible
10.Put off doing homework
11.Hide lisa's Malibu Stacy dolls
12.Get studio audience tickets for Krust's show
13.Be first kid in Springfield Elementery cafeteria history to dare to start food fight on Sloppy Joe Day
14.Work on sas-back
15.Fine-tune Principal Skinner impersonation
16.Teach Maggie to spell dirty word with blocks
17.Hide Lisa's homework
18.Use the phrase ''Blov this tTupperware party'' more in converstation.
19.Call Moe's and ask for ''G.I. Manidiot.''
20.Learn to sleep with eyes open in class.
21.Hide Lisa;s Happy Little Elves lunch box
22.Mak a life cast of my butt
23.Enter butt sculpture in art show at scool or make into lamp for father's day.
24.Hang out at Kwik-E-Mart.
25.Learn to burp alphabet
26.Finish writing underarm symphony
27.''Find'' Lisa's missing stuff, Collect reward
28.Science experiment: Rplace parmessan chess in cafeteria with Groundskeeper Willie's sawdust. (When kids throw up, will Willie's sawdust be oble to absorb itself?)
29.Alter report card
30.Get little red-haired girl to notice me. (No wait, that's on notice Charlie Brown To-Do list.)
31.Convice Milhouse to let me hold his lunch mony. Give it to Neslon instanted of mine
32.Publish my memoris
33.Pull the fire alarm
34.Petiton to make ice cream the fift food group
35.Put mothballs in the beef stew
36.Hug Mom

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