KOMEEEEEEEENNNTATORI.. :D
[I]molim vas KOMENTIRAJTEEEEEEEEEEEE
...
JA SAM POCETNICA!!!
želim komentare... AK' vam se ne sviđa
(vjerovatno) ipak komentirajte.
.... dajte!!!!!! podržite me malo u
ovom sranju....
(ovdje cu vam odati zovem se iva)
UHH...!
Ljubav je škakljiva tema
.....samo ću jedno reći
obožavam valentinovo....uvijek dobijem ružu
poštom od nekog anonimca
... prošle godine sam poslala pismo
za valentinovo
frendu i frendici ( anabeli i stijepanu)
WHEN I AM AN OLD LADY...
I will live with my children and bring them great joy.
To repay all I've had from each girl and boy.
I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor;
Run in and out without closing the door.
I'll hide frogs in the pantry, socks under my bed.
Whenever they scold me, I'll just hang my head.
I'll run and I'll romp, and always fritter away
The time to be spent doing chores every day.
I'll pester my children when they are on the phone.
As long as they're busy I won't leave them alone.
I'll hide candy in closets, rocks in a drawer,
And never pick up my clothes from the floor.
Dash off to the movies and not wash a dish.
I'll plead for allowance whenever I wish.
I'll stuff up the plumbing and deluge the floor.
As soon as they've mopped it I'll flood it some more.
And when they correct me, I'll lie down and cry,
Kicking and screaming, not a tear in my eye.
I'll take all their pencils and flashlights, and then
When they buy new ones, I'll take them again.
I'll spill glasses of milk to complete every meal,
Eat my banana and just drop the peel.
Put toys on the table, spill jam on the floor,
I'll break lots of dishes as though I were four.
What Fun I shall have, what Joy it will be
to live with my children....
- the way they lived with me!
I DO NOT GIVE S DAMN
If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again.
If I abstain from fun and such,
I'll probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.
bwaaaa.......evo malo cvjetića...
Amusing Injury Excuses
Some people tend to cover up the truth when they show up in public with a black eye, broken arm or using crutches, and then try to explain what happened.
Elaborate stories are concocted, but nearly every time the truth comes out, sometimes quite soon, sometimes years later.
TRUE STORY #1: There was this young couple who had a terrific argument one morning before leaving for work. The wife couldn't get her dress zipped up in back, so she backed up to her husband and motioned for him to zip up her zipper. "I'll show you zipping", he thought, and briskly whipped it up and down the slide till it broke. He had to cut her out of her favorite dress, which didn't make her happier with him. They went their separate ways to work, both boiling mad at each other.
The wife did a slow burn all day. When she got home that evening, she walked through the garage and saw her husband under the car fixing something, with only his legs sticking out. She decided her moment of REVENGE had come.
She leaned over, grabbed his pants zipper, and whipped it up and down. Quite contented, she walked into the kitchen, where she found her husband standing by the sink. Sheepishly, she asked him, "Who is in the garage, under the car?" She was told it was a neighbor who had come over to help work on the car.
The acutely embarrassed wife asked her husband to help explain the situation to the neighbor, and they both returned to the garage. They asked him to come out from under the car, but he didn't respond.
When they finally dragged him out, he was unconscious and bleeding, from slamming his head into the underside of the car each time he got zipped by surprise!!
TRUE STORY #2: Our story is not complete without telling of a man who could not give a convincing explanation about his broken arm. He kept muttering something about trying to stick his arm through his car window that he thought was down.
That was the public version, in private, he confessed that it happened when his wife brought some potted plants indoors after they had been out on the patio all day. A friendly garter snake had hidden in one of the pots, and later slithered out across the floor, and the wife spotted it.
"I was in the bathtub when I heard her scream," he related. "I thought she was being murdered, so I jumped out of the tub, and ran to help her.
I didn't even grab a towel. When I ran into the living room, she yelled that a snake was under the couch. I got down on all fours to look for it, and just then my dog came up from behind and 'cold-nosed' me. I guess I thought it was the snake, and I fainted dead away.
"My wife thought I'd had a heart-attack and called for an ambulance. I was still groggy when the medics arrived, and lifted me onto a stretcher. Just as they were carrying me out, the snake came out from under the couch, and obviously frightened one of the medics. He dropped his end of the stretcher.....and that is when I broke my arm."
MY OTHER NICK'S: blink_girl, night_blacky,
isusovka_666, moonday_goody, murder_killerica , bela_iva ,
chemical_sisters... ima ih jedan ocean
JOOOOJ....obožavam prirodu i sve što pripada uz nju.... lako volim cvijeće, volim i životinja...ma šta to govorim... ja bih za njih život riskirala. Moj tata vodi Beuz... To je Brodska ekološka udruga..... NAJ VIŠE VOLIM CVIJEĆE! Obožavam ih, orhideje , ruže svih vrsta , lavande, isusove krune...itd. Jednom sam nabrala ruži i sve po policama stavila latice. Stavila sam i na odjeću u ormar! Tako je bilo prekrasno dok........nije uvenulo. To me rastužilo od tad nisam ubrala ni cvijtak...
I love Ya Darling
Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say yur gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nana's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as I
Was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And get me another beer!
Galeri za obožavatelje...
Ovo sam doma, za Božić... crna majica, roza sako, crne hlaće....
bwaaaa...kak sam
GADNA...
ova fotka je totalno sjebata... u vodi sam, i udarila sam nogom u ježa i ograbala se na stjenu...
OBOŽAVAM PISATI NA ENGLESKOM PA EVO MALO...
Oh Yeah
How come you press harder on a remote-control
when you know the battery is dead?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee"
on money they already know you don't have?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.
Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.
Don`t think that you`re thinking.
If you think that you're thinking you only think that you're thinking.
And if all that didn't get you thinkin' - here's something that will! :)
3 men went to a motel.
The man behind the desk said the room is $30,
so each man put up $10 each and went to the room.
A little while later he realized the room was only $25,
so he sent the bellhop back to the 3 guys room with $5.
On the way to the room the bellhop couldn't figure how
to split the $5 between the 3 guys so he just gave
each one of them $1 and he kept the other $2.
That left the 3 guys paying $9 each for the room.
3x9=27+ the 2 that the bellhop kept =$29.
WHERE'S THE OTHER DOLLAR??????
Ovako izgledam, kad mi netko kaže da donesem tolet papir
Beware Of The
Friday 13th Virus
recalibrate your refrigerator's
coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty.
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards,
screw up the tracking on your television
and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.
It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number.
It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank.
It will drink all your beer and leave dirty socks on
the coffee table when company comes over.
It will put a dead aardvark in the back pocket of your good suit pants
and hide your car keys when you are late for work.
Friday 13th Virus will make you fall in love with a penguin.
It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.
It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both
your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind your back
and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card.
It moves your car randomly around
parking lots so you can't find it.
It will leave libidinous messages on your
boss's voice mail in your voice!
It is insidious and subtle.
It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.
It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
Friday 13th Virus will give you Dutch Elm disease.
It will leave the toilet seat up.
It will leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to
chase gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.
Friday 13th Virus will cause your cakes to fall
and your blood pressure to rise.
It will increase the ability of your radio to pick up
reactionary talk stations at the expense of others.
It prevents scurvy, but it gives you mega garlic breath
as it does so, which makes the net results negative.
It cheats at Scrabble.
It can forge your signature.
It plays the bagpipes in your basement.
It shaves over your bathroom sink and then
leaves the hair to clog your drain.
It does bad celebrity impersonations
in front of your friends.
njega obožava moj frend (ludo djete)
Free Hit Counters
KEMIJA ĆINI ĆUDA...
Q: WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
A: "Eighty -four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."(Judy,8)
A: "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife."(Tommy,5)
Q: WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
A: "On the first date, they tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 10)
Q: WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
A: "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, "cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)
A: "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...that's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
A: "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)
Q: THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED:
A: "It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need
somebody to clean up after them." (Lynette, 9)
A: "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble. (Kenny, 7)
Q: CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE:
A: "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."(Jan,9)
Q: ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:
A: "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)
A: "If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don't want to
do it. It takes to long to learn." (Leo, 7)
Q: ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE & ROMANCE:
A: "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
A: "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a longtime." (Christine, 9)
Q: CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:
A: "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them." (David, 8)
Q: CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:
A: "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when "The Simpsons" are on TV." (Anita, 6)
A: "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
A: "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard
enough." (Regina, 10)
Q: PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:
A: "One of the best qualities is to know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava,8)
Q: SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:
A: "Tell them that you own a bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6)
A: "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)
A: "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French Fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)
Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE:
A: "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." (John, 9)
A: "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8)
A: "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like their hearts are on fire." (Christine,9)
Q: WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
A: "They're thinking:Yeah, I really do love him, but I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)
Q: HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS:
A: "You learn it right on the spot, when the gooshy feeling gets the best of you." (Doug, 7)
A: "It might help if you watched soap operas all day" (Carin, 9)
Q: HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:
A: "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)
A: "Don't forget your wife's name..that will mess up the love." (Roger, 8)
A: "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take the trash out." (Randy, 8)
Za sve moje frendove...
TO ALL MY
ANGEL FRIENDS
He keeps sending me Angels
from up on high.
He keeps sending me Angels
to teach me to fly.
He keeps sending me Angels
sweet and true.
He keeps sending me Angels
just like you.
"Natural"
Well, let me introduce me, I'm natural you know
I'd like to think I'm really a regular John Doe.
The world's a shiny place, shame about the poor
And I've got all I need but frankly, I want more
We gotta save the dolphins, we gotta save the trees
And I do everything I can, I'm really on my knees
I never take a bath, a shower is enough
'cause if we wanna make it - we gotta play it tough
The world is such a shiny place, shame about the poor
And I've got everything I want but frankly, I want more
This is me in the flesh, I'm a natural
I dig into my pockets, I give what I can
I keep some for myself but I'm a self-devoted man
I never buy a hair-spray, I never wear a fur
I never eat a tuna - well, it occasionally occurs
I always pay my taxes, I always pay my bills
I always pay my V.A.T - oh gosh, I need a pill
I think of all those people who's constantly in pain
Where did I put my car-phone? I really wonder where...
JOŠ MALO SLIKICA...
THIS IS ME....(IW@) :) moje slike imate u boxevima fuuuy...ružna gadura
THIS MY FRENDICA MAJA...:) zvana maza, ona je legendarna... i mrzi narodnjake ko mesića...hehe
THIS IS MY FRENDICA ANA... :)
Ona je sasvim dobra cura voli nositi vojiničko i sportsko, voli zaebanciju... zna se nosit s posljedicama
THIS IS MY FRENDICA ANTONIA...:) ONA JE SUPAĆ.......
THIS IS MY FRENDICA ANA 2...:) Ona se voli zaebavat i ima idiota od buraza!!!
MALO IDIOTSKIH TRASH-ova
OVO JE PJESMA KOJU SMO KAO KLINCI IZMISLILI PRIJE GOD. DANA... muahahahaha koje sranje
Brzo, brzo kreni i ti s nam! 2x
Kako da dokažemo da smo prava klika,
Veseli smo i blesavi ali teška nam je spika.
Vooooouuuu, nekad smo i prenapadni,
Tko zna kako i zašto, brzo požuri kreni s maštom.
Možda smo ludi, možda nam fali daska u glavi,
Ipak smo svake subote na tračerskoj kavi. Mobići i viša tehnologija su nam dnevna rutina, ne može bez toga zabave i kina.
Brzo, brzo kreni i ti s nama! 2x
Refren: Mi smo prava ekipa, škola, zabava, zamisli koja klika!
Ne misli li netko tako, popravit će mišljenje brzo i lako. 2x
Brzo, brzo kreni i ti s nama! 2x
Uvijek nerazdvojni uvijek skupa, u našem društvu nema prepirke i rupa. Škola nam je nomber 1. na prvom mjestu za nju uvijek smislimo duhovitu gestu. Mobilni neprestano zvoni, what's up !!! Kod nas nema tuge, suza, niti jedna kap.
Mi smo anđeli gorućih krila, s nama se ne šali, mi smo viša sila.
Brzo, brzo kreni i ti s nama! 2x
Refren: Mi smo prava ekipa, škola, zabava, zamisli koja klika!
Ne misli li netko tako, popravit će mišljenje brzo i lako. 2x
Brzo, brzo kreni i ti s nama! 2x
Držimo se zajedno, glazbeni smo frikovi, čak i Dance, pa koji smo mi likovi!!!Pa nismo mi luzeri tko zna kakvi, dajte..!!! molim vas, pa nismo mi takvi. Mi smo petorke. Najobičnije cure, popularnost ne brijemo. Ljepotu ne krijemo. Ova pjesma je top lista našeg društvenog života, prijateljstvo i uspjeh nam se po glavi mota.
Brzo, brzo kreni i ti s nama! 2x
Refren: Mi smo prava ekipa, škola, zabava, zamisli koja klika!
Ne misli li netko tako, popravit će mišljenje brzo i lako. 2x
Brzo, brzo kreni i ti s nama! 2x
Bilo koje godišnje doba na nama je trendy roba.
Volimo mjuzu svu , r&b, pop, punk ,hip-hop , ali naši stihovi su on the top. Volimo glazbu, samouvjereni smo, htjeli bismo na eurosong to, yes, to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brzo, brzo kreni i ti s nama! 2x
Refren: Mi smo prava ekipa, škola, zabava, zamisli koja klika!
Ne misli li netko tako, popravit će mišljenje brzo i lako. 2x
Brzo, brzo kreni i ti s nama! 2x
$$...MOJ BLOGAĆ (pomalo boring)...$$$ 
I want to be six again.
I'M DREAMING OF A GLASS OG WINE...
