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  • MALI GAN

    HOW MANY BASS PLAYERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
    ONE, BUT THE GUITAR PLAYER HAS TO SHOW HIM HOW TO DO IT.

    HOW MANY POP BASS PLAYERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
    NONE. THE KEYBOARD PLAYER DOES IT WITH HIS LEFT HAND.

    HOW MANY COUNTRY BASS PLAYERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
    ONE. FIVE. ONE. FIVE.

    HOW MANY REGGAE BASS PLAYERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
    LIGHT BULB? WE SPENT DA' MONEY ON GANJA, MON!

    HOW MANY METAL BASS PLAYERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
    FIVE -- 1 TO CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB AND 4 TO KEEP THE GUITARIST FROM HOGGING ALL THE LIGHT.

    HOW MANY JAZZ BASS PLAYERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
    FORGET THE CHANGES, LETS JUST PLAY!

    HOW MANY ACOUSTIC BASS PLAYERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
    TWO. ONE TO DO THE JOB AND ANOTHER TO COMPLAIN THAT IT'S ELECTRIC.

    HOW MANY ROCK BASS PLAYERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
    NO ONE EVER BOTHERED TO NOTICE!

    HOW MANY BLUES BASS PLAYERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB.
    ZERO...NONE OF THEM CAN AFFORD THE REPLACEMENT.

    HOW MANY NEW AGE BASS PLAYERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
    JUST ONE, BUT THE LIGHT BULB HAS TO REALLY WANT TO CHANGE.

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    09.12.2008. (16:26)    -   -   -   -  

  • Sissy Pop(e)

    Kaj nardis ce se basist vtaplja?

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    09.12.2008. (17:10)    -   -   -   -  

  • MALI GAN

    NI SKRBI, ITAK NE ZNA PLAVATI, NJEGOV FERŠTERKER PA (PRO)DAŠ NA BOLŠJEM SEJMU !!!

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    09.12.2008. (17:27)    -   -   -   -  

  • MALI GAN

    EEE, ZAKAJ PA SPRAŠUJEŠ ?

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    09.12.2008. (17:34)    -   -   -   -  

  • komentator

    ker sn basist sn to tak razumel

    Bas, koliko igralcev ne sprejmejo, da spremenite A žarnica?
    Ena, ampak je kitara igralec je, da mu pokazati, kako to storiti.

    Koliko pop bas igralcev ne sprejmejo, da spremenite A žarnica?
    Nič. Tipkovnico igralec ne s svojo levo roko.

    Koliko državi bas igralcev ne sprejmejo, da spremenite A žarnica?
    Ena. Pet. Ena. Pet.

    Koliko reggae bas igralcev ne sprejmejo, da spremenite A žarnica?
    Žarnica? Ki smo jih preživeli, da "denar na trave, po!

    Koliko kovinski bas igralcev ne sprejmejo, da spremenite A žarnica?
    Pet - od 1 do sprememb žarnice in 4, da bo kitarist iz Pregib vse luči.

    Koliko jazz bas igralcev ne sprejmejo, da spremenite A žarnica?
    Pozabili na spremembe, omogoča samo igra!

    Koliko akustični bas igralcev ne sprejmejo, da vijak v A žarnica?
    Dve. Eno za to nalogo in drugo, da se pritožujejo, da je električni.

    Koliko rock bas igralcev ne sprejmejo, da spremenite A žarnica?
    Nikoli nihče ne moti, da obvestilo!

    Blues ątevilu bas igralcev ne sprejmejo, da spremenite A žarnice.
    Nič ... nobeden od njih lahko privošči zamenjavo.

    Koliko novih starosti bas igralcev ne sprejmejo, da spremenite A žarnica?
    Samo eno, ampak žarnice, da je resnično želite spremeniti,

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    09.12.2008. (20:24)    -   -   -   -  

  • Sissy Pop(e)

    Pravilen odgovor je.... v pomoc mu vrzes bas fersterker.

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    10.12.2008. (10:36)    -   -   -   -  

  • MALI GAN

    ŠE PREDEN SEM POSLAL KOMENTAR, MI JE BILO TAKOJ JASNO, DA NOBEN BASIST NE BO SKAPIRAL ! VČASIH SO PREDVIDLJIVI LJUDJE DOLGOČASNI, A TOKRAT JE IZJEMOMA PRAV ZABAVNO ! LE TAKO NAPREJ !

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    10.12.2008. (12:54)    -   -   -   -  

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