I like to read Croatian and Somali newspapers online. My Croato-Somalian is just fine because first thing that I've done in Croatian was "jebo sam si mamu". My Croato-Somalian vocabular is so good. Take a look: beerdhiga = jebiga dhanbaalpress = džaba ti samokres hiiraan = žniran qorahay = šora daj
Stay cool and rotten,
Hans.
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I want to talk plainly to you tonight about what we are doing in Somalia and about our policy on this blog, Vaseljena.
In the simplest terms, what we are doing in Somalia is this: We are trying to prevent a Third World War.
I think most people in this country recognized that fact last June. And they warmly supported the decision of the our Tzar Nemanja First the Great to help the Republic of Somalia against the communist aggressors. Now, many persons, even some who applauded our decision to defend Somalia, have forgotten the basic reason for our action.
It is right for us to be in Somalia. It was right last June. It is right today.
I want to remind you why this is true.
The communists in the Kremlin are engaged in a monstrous conspiracy to stamp out freedom all over the world. If they were to succeed, the United States would be numbered among their principal victims. It must be clear to everyone that the United States cannot and will not -- sit idly by and await foreign conquest. The only question is: When is the best time to meet the threat and how?
The best tine to meet the threat is in the beginning. It is easier to put out a fire in the beginning when it is small than after it has become a roaring blaze.
And the best way to meet the threat of aggression is for the-peace-loving nations to act together. If they don't act together, they are likely to be picked off, one by one.
So far, we have prevented World War III.
The free nations have united their strength in an effort to prevent a third world war.
That war can come if the communist rulers want it to come. But this Nation and its allies will not be responsible for its coming.
We do not want to widen the conflict. We will use every effort to prevent that disaster. And in so doing, we know that we are following the great principles of peace, freedom, and justice.
Stay tuned and be prepared - develop your own family plan, and learn Crowato-Insomalian lingo.
It's so easy:
beerdhiga = pivčuga dhanbaalpress = besplatne novine, Metro hiiraan = krugovi izvanzemaljskog porijekla pored Čitluka qorahay = koja brija!
Can you dig it?
Keep in touch!
Don't call us, we'll call you!
Cordially,
The Lord Speaker of the Empirial Court of Imperium of Vaseliena His plausibility
O'kopa T. Grave
19.08.2008. (23:17)
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Rugajte se vi Okopi, samo rugajte, čovjek je mrtav a Somalija još gladnija. Žene i dalje obrezuju ko voćke. Njima dobro nisu donijeli ni Zapad ni Vjera. Markiže, želim da se malo više potrudiš. Otkako si na cool listi, sve si neuvjerljiviji, sve nervozniji i sve više bliži kraju. Znam da to tako ide u životu ali, sjeti se, ti ionako nisi živ i, hvala bogu, to nikad i nisi bio. Mrcina si ti, da, da i, lijepo te molim, ostani to. Zadnji je trenutak da se makneš s te odvratne liste. Poduzmi bilo što, ali poduzmi to smjesta!
PS Šovagović je večeras igrao pred Zagrepčanima. Prije nego sjednem na svojih 160 konja, dat ću analizu. Ali ispod filozofa našeg tek pristiglog. Prvo ću pročitati taj njegov prijevod.
ad PS Markiže, znam da spavaš, jer budan i nisi bio nikad. Brzo s te liste, ismijat će te gliste, s te čiste piste počistiti te iste. Moljčeve i ine biste začas tvoj ego sliste, stani malo, mrtva budalo, u šupku ti ralo, u mozgu srce proplakalo, nama te dalo, papagalo, mrežno jaružalo, od kojeg ti kapke nabubrilo salo, do kosti te odralo, što se sralo na tebe je palo, ubogi ždralo, tebi se uskratilo sve što se polokalo, gnojno si torokalo, nadmena koalo, odrpana galo, prljavo žalo, i za nitkova malo, što je, halo?, iza zadnjeg zaostalo, kreativno posustalo, spalo, ti si "ono", primijetiti nije teško nimalo, uzaludno šalabazalo što se šmrčku ukazalo, drekom razmazalo, zapišano polizalo, odjebi u dizalo, što se lizalo se lizalo, pod zemljom te zamotalo, tu se stalo, ne zaboravi, zamućena valo, žvalo, žalosna šalo.
20.08.2008. (01:32)
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...Rorschach...
u jednoj rečenici...ništa nije skriveno što se neće otkriti, niti tajno što se neće doznati...
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Pero Panonski
Dao je Mao ziv, zubi bi se ispravili sami od sebe, a da je JFK ziv, nikad ne bi Britney vidla teve ekrana.
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Sanja
Samo jedna rečenica - tuđe govno uvijek više smrdi...
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markiz
Letter from Norvegian Sodom Hans
Hello dear patologists,
I like to read Croatian and Somali newspapers online. My Croato-Somalian is just fine because first thing that I've done in Croatian was "jebo sam si mamu".
My Croato-Somalian vocabular is so good. Take a look:
beerdhiga = jebiga
dhanbaalpress = džaba ti samokres
hiiraan = žniran
qorahay = šora daj
Stay cool and rotten,
Hans.
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odmak
KOMUNIZAM vs. KAPITALIZAM
To su druga dva.
Poslije ide nešto o ljubavi ko' dva goluba, ali to je već više od jedne rečenice pa zanemari.
Ima neka nagrada?
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NEMANJA
Dear Mr. Hans A. Plast,
First of all, I find you so far out!
Cool, man!
I want to talk plainly to you tonight about what we are doing in Somalia and about our policy on this blog, Vaseljena.
In the simplest terms, what we are doing in Somalia is this: We are trying to prevent a Third World War.
I think most people in this country recognized that fact last June. And they warmly supported the decision of the our Tzar Nemanja First the Great to help the Republic of Somalia against the communist aggressors. Now, many persons, even some who applauded our decision to defend Somalia, have forgotten the basic reason for our action.
It is right for us to be in Somalia. It was right last June. It is right today.
I want to remind you why this is true.
The communists in the Kremlin are engaged in a monstrous conspiracy to stamp out freedom all over the world. If they were to succeed, the United States would be numbered among their principal victims. It must be clear to everyone that the United States cannot and will not -- sit idly by and await foreign conquest. The only question is: When is the best time to meet the threat and how?
The best tine to meet the threat is in the beginning. It is easier to put out a fire in the beginning when it is small than after it has become a roaring blaze.
And the best way to meet the threat of aggression is for the-peace-loving nations to act together. If they don't act together, they are likely to be picked off, one by one.
So far, we have prevented World War III.
The free nations have united their strength in an effort to prevent a third world war.
That war can come if the communist rulers want it to come. But this Nation and its allies will not be responsible for its coming.
We do not want to widen the conflict. We will use every effort to prevent that disaster. And in so doing, we know that we are following the great principles of peace, freedom, and justice.
Stay tuned and be prepared - develop your own family plan, and learn Crowato-Insomalian lingo.
It's so easy:
beerdhiga = pivčuga
dhanbaalpress = besplatne novine, Metro
hiiraan = krugovi izvanzemaljskog porijekla pored Čitluka
qorahay = koja brija!
Can you dig it?
Keep in touch!
Don't call us, we'll call you!
Cordially,
The Lord Speaker of the Empirial Court of Imperium of Vaseliena
His plausibility
O'kopa T. Grave
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lijecenikatolik
Rugajte se vi Okopi, samo rugajte, čovjek je mrtav a Somalija još gladnija. Žene i dalje obrezuju ko voćke. Njima dobro nisu donijeli ni Zapad ni Vjera. Markiže, želim da se malo više potrudiš. Otkako si na cool listi, sve si neuvjerljiviji, sve nervozniji i sve više bliži kraju. Znam da to tako ide u životu ali, sjeti se, ti ionako nisi živ i, hvala bogu, to nikad i nisi bio. Mrcina si ti, da, da i, lijepo te molim, ostani to. Zadnji je trenutak da se makneš s te odvratne liste. Poduzmi bilo što, ali poduzmi to smjesta!
PS
Šovagović je večeras igrao pred Zagrepčanima. Prije nego sjednem na svojih 160 konja, dat ću analizu. Ali ispod filozofa našeg tek pristiglog. Prvo ću pročitati taj njegov prijevod.
ad PS Markiže, znam da spavaš, jer budan i nisi bio nikad. Brzo s te liste, ismijat će te gliste, s te čiste piste počistiti te iste. Moljčeve i ine biste začas tvoj ego sliste, stani malo, mrtva budalo, u šupku ti ralo, u mozgu srce proplakalo, nama te dalo, papagalo, mrežno jaružalo, od kojeg ti kapke nabubrilo salo, do kosti te odralo, što se sralo na tebe je palo, ubogi ždralo, tebi se uskratilo sve što se polokalo, gnojno si torokalo, nadmena koalo, odrpana galo, prljavo žalo, i za nitkova malo, što je, halo?, iza zadnjeg zaostalo, kreativno posustalo, spalo, ti si "ono", primijetiti nije teško nimalo, uzaludno šalabazalo što se šmrčku ukazalo, drekom razmazalo, zapišano polizalo, odjebi u dizalo, što se lizalo se lizalo,
pod zemljom te zamotalo, tu se stalo, ne zaboravi, zamućena valo, žvalo, žalosna šalo.
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