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  • Vratite nam debelog!

    daj lol nauci igrat sicu panjino.N0 skills

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    02.05.2006. (15:54)    -   -   -   -  

  • me, myself and i

    Razgovor s bogom
    Me:
    what is the meaning of life?
    God:
    The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
    Me:
    and what are your mysterious plans?
    God:
    Not many people have asked me about it.
    Me:
    well i am asking now
    God:
    Right now? Interesting. And I am answering questions.
    Me:
    well answer my question
    God:
    How about that. Please try asking it another way.
    Me:
    do you have a wife?
    God:
    No I am single, how about you?
    Me:
    do you have a dog?
    God:
    No I don't have one, but I like dogs.
    Me:
    do you have a pet?
    God:
    No but I like cats very much.
    Me:
    what do you think of lucifer?
    God:
    Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
    Me:
    what do you think of devil?
    God:
    I'll ask around and get back to you.
    Me:
    who would you bet on: barcelona or arsenal?
    God:
    Alan Turing. :-).

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    20.05.2006. (18:59)    -   -   -   -  

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