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  • Annie De Meni

    ajmeee.. pa nema ništa strašnije od smrada mačke u stanu/zatvorenom prostoru.. to se osjeti još ispred vrata, a vlasnici to ili uredno ignoriraju ili ne kuže ili su se već adaptirali.. a možda to njima i miri, tko će znati.. meni je taj "miris" mačke zastrašujući za moje nosnice, diže želudac nepogrešivo.. :P psi neusporedivo manje.. a tek što sam jednom doživjela da se mačka ispovraćala u stanu, mila majko, taj smrad je grizao oči, ja sam mislila da taj užas neću preživjeti, iznijeli su me iz stana u polunesvjesnom stanju! :P :D

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    19.06.2005. (09:58)    -   -   -   -  

  • Čast i Mač

    avanti mačići... alla riscosa.. bandiera rossa... bandiera rossa... :):):)

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    19.06.2005. (10:07)    -   -   -   -  

  • pooka

    Annie, mačke mi seru na balkonu i onda zakopaju svoja govna. Prizor stana ispovraćanog od strane mačke, koja je puno manja od psa, stvarno zna biti zastrašujući. Meni se to srećom nikad nije dogodilo, ali sam ipak oprezan pa nosim sa sobom ampulu adrenalina i špricu, spreman sam preživiti i taj užas. Ne daj Bože, dakako...

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    19.06.2005. (10:35)    -   -   -   -  

  • Zigota:Zed

    .neka ostanu zajedno.

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    19.06.2005. (10:58)    -   -   -   -  

  • atrama

    odljično!!:):):)-ovo nisu obični smajlići. ovo se ja smijem na glas.....eh da: moj mačak se zvao: sunce moje maleno pametno i najljepše ko je moja mala maca ko ko ko?

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    19.06.2005. (11:01)    -   -   -   -  

  • Čast i Mač

    mijenjam temu... sorry... upravo sam sat i pol čitao ovog tvog Zerzana... tekst je fenomenalan... progutao sam ga u dahu... dođe mi da odjebem sve i odem u šumu... vjerojatno i hoću u doglednoj budućnosti... pardon... kada ritam sadašnjosti bude pogodan za to... :):):)

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    19.06.2005. (11:10)    -   -   -   -  

  • just...tiny

    meni se sviđaju miceki....

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    19.06.2005. (11:12)    -   -   -   -  

  • eviltwin

    mada i ja podržavam mace, moram primijetiti da kučka nije nužno pogrdno u svim kontekstima

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    19.06.2005. (11:36)    -   -   -   -  

  • budi zao pa mrgudnom me obrvom gledaj

    maco mačkice daj mi pračkice guzom tresi jaje snesi yo

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    19.06.2005. (14:37)    -   -   -   -  

  • medi

    zeke!!!!

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    19.06.2005. (14:47)    -   -   -   -  

  • k.

    smrde manje vise svi redom, ljudi pogotovo, imam dva macka, dvije kuje, dvoje djece, - najgore smrdi redom: zabljuvano dijete, zapisani macak, mokri pas. mace, kad su gladne, su bedaste, pohlepne ulizice inace su toboze cool, psi su uvijek bedaste, pohlepne ulizice ali su fair, kakav si njima takvi su tebi, djeca su naporna, pametna, zadivljujuca i koji puta pohlepne male ulizice. volim ih sve i svima sam dala imena, na koja se u 50% slucajeva ne odazivaju....idem dalje uciti zoonoze u ovakvom okruzenju...

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    19.06.2005. (19:28)    -   -   -   -  

  • t o f u

    jednog nazovi Marx, a drugog nazovi Smith, pa da vidimo koga ce bog vise cuvati :)

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    19.06.2005. (23:22)    -   -   -   -  

  • pooka

    ja sam jednom na poslu morao prevrtati mrtvu ovcu. jos je ponekad vidim u snu pa mi je poslije onaj smrad jos satima u nosu... evo, bas je sad cujem pomalo...

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    20.06.2005. (01:10)    -   -   -   -  

  • t o f u

    meni smrde noge i boli me kurac, oguglaš vremenom, smrad ne postoji, to je aluzija

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    20.06.2005. (01:22)    -   -   -   -  

  • pooka

    ja imam svjedoke da je smrdila!

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    20.06.2005. (01:28)    -   -   -   -  

  • Strahislav

    jebite se svi. ljudi smrde najgore, jeste kad osjetili smrad raspadajuceg covjeka. ona pookina ovca je goli kurac za to. al ja sam sretan, meni ne dolaze u san.

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    20.06.2005. (01:29)    -   -   -   -  

  • t o f u

    to je kalektivna halacinacija :H ... kao kad padneš sasvim slučajno u veš mašinu i netko ukljuci cantrigugu, brum brum brum centripetalna sila , kako je poslije lipo, jelda :) ... ali to je samo aluzija :(

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    20.06.2005. (01:31)    -   -   -   -  

  • Bugenvilija

    HOce sigurno, pa pogledaj kako se prave nezainteresirani ;)) A zrikavce uzgajaju kao i pilice ili stakore, pa onda njima hrane zmije i pauke

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    20.06.2005. (01:40)    -   -   -   -  

  • nymphea

    mace su zakon, pa cak i kad su komunisti... neka ih ;-)))

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    20.06.2005. (13:50)    -   -   -   -  

  • pelagra, proljev i delirij

    mačići...su se zlegli...

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    20.06.2005. (14:30)    -   -   -   -  

  • manta

    meni se cini da ih trebas zadrzat. a sad some facts: Cat's urine glows under a black light !!! Cats are the only animal that walk on their claws, not the pads of their feet. cats can see blue, green and red. A large majority of white cats with blue eyes are deaf. White cats with only one blue eye are deaf only in the ear closest to the blue eye. White cats with orange eyes do not have this disability. ((Newborn kittens have closed ear canals that don't begin to open for nine days.When the eyes open, they are always blue at first. They change color over a period of months to the final eye color.)) Cats with white fur and skin on their ears are very prone to sunburn. Napoleon was terrified of cats. # Cats have AB blood groups just like people. # A form of AIDS exists in cats. # In ancient Egypt, killing a cat was a crime punishable by death. # In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found. The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat. # The catnip plant contains an oil called hepetalactone which does for cats what marijuana does to some people. Not all cats react to it; those that do appear to enter a trancelike state. A positive reaction takes the form of the cat sniffing the catnip, then licking, biting, chewing it, rub & rolling on it repeatedly, purring, meowing & even leaping in the air. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten. Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run. The only other animals to do this are the giraffe and the camel.

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    20.06.2005. (15:18)    -   -   -   -  

  • soft cell

    tako bijeli, a komunisti...hihihihihihi :) i da, mačke uopće ne smrde; eventualno smrde njihovi kakanci, ali God moj, kao da nitko od nas ne kenja...jok uopšte :)

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    20.06.2005. (16:00)    -   -   -   -  

  • nema me

    He he Anđelko i Elvis. Nego pooka umene su ti uvijek bili svjesni te opasnosti te za Elvisa i bombu podjednaki spremni ;))))))))

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    20.06.2005. (16:01)    -   -   -   -  

  • k.

    http://www.pawsperouspets.com/humor/catbath.shtml Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion: A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. Law of Cat Magnetism: All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric. Law of Cat Thermodynamics: Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat. Law of Cat Stretching: A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken. Law of Cat Sleeping: All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat. Law of Cat Elongation: A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any countertop, that has anything remotely interesting on it. Law of Cat Acceleration: A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop. Law of Dinner Table Attendance: Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served. Law of Rug Configuration: No rug may remain in its naturally flat state, for very long. Law of Obedience Resistance: A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something. First Law of Energy Conservation: Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, t herefore, use as little energy as possible. Second Law of Energy Conservation: Cats also know that energy can only be stored, by a lot of napping. Law of Refrigerator Observation: If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat. Law of Electric Blanket Attraction: Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light. Law of Random Comfort Seeking: A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room. Law of Bag / Box Occupancy: All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond. Law of Cat Embarrassment: A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter. Law of Milk Consumption: A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. Law of Furniture Replacement: A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of t he furniture. Law of Cat Landing: A cat will always land in the softest place possible. Law of Fluid Displacement: A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed. Law of Cat Disinterest: A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him. Law of Pill Rejection: Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity. Law of Cat Composition: A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter. Law of Selective Listening: Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away, she can't hear a simple command three feet away. Law of Equidistant Separation: All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant from each other, and equidistant from the center of the room. Law of Cat Invisibility: Cats think that if they can't see you, then you can't see them. Law of Space-Time Continuum: Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space. Law of Concentration of Mass: A cat's mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies. Law of Cat Probability (Cat's Uncertainty Principle): It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is, only the probability of where she "might" be. Law of Cat Obedience: As yet undiscovered

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    20.06.2005. (20:58)    -   -   -   -  

  • Porto

    ujj Pooka gledao sam jučer Batman beginzzzz pa to je nevjerojatno, bio sam impresioniran: po cijelom Gotham Citiyu u vazduh lete šahtovi, kroz njih šišti vodena para u kojoj je neka halucinogena tvar i onda cijeli grad zahvaća kolektivno ludilo! Draga i ja ostali smo pilljiti u odjavnu špicu do zadnjeg slova nebi li ugledali da negdje piše tvoje ime!

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    23.06.2005. (12:12)    -   -   -   -  

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