...sljedeceg dana, onog iza onog drugog, rano ujutro preljepi Ivek je vodio krave na pasu, sjeo je ispod predivnog bjelogoricnog drva bujene kr osnje...bilo je to stablo jabukovo...Ivek ja kao i svakog jutra sjedio tamo i svirao ajris drinking songs na frulicu i ispijal bocu ukusnog i mirisnog, opojnog i rujnog vina-Rezeka..ali nesto susne iza grma i prekine tu seosku idilu.. naime iz grma je iskocio nabildani vepar Jozek...-Dobar dan Ivek-veli Jozek
-Dobar dan postovani gospon lord Jozek- veli Ivek i nakloni se...
-Cujem da si juce pokusao silovati preljepu zlatokosu kraljevnu Baricu, znaj moj bijes je golemi i ja to nemogu vise trpiti, ustani i bori se kao musko-zagrmi Jozek i izvuce svoju sablju
..preljepi Ivek se nije dao smesti te progovori-Zar bi ubio nenaoruzana vepra kao ja, borit cu se ako je to cijena koju moram platiti da bi bio sa preljepom seksi zlatokosom kraljevnom Baricom, jer ja sam musko-
...Jozek sirom otvori oci iz kojih su sijevale mocne munje, uh kako bi mu sad odrubio glavu, ali umjesto toga on progovori blagim glasom.-Dobro preljepi macane Ivek, danas tocno u podne na glavnome trgu ima da pone ses svoj mac i da vise okoncamo tu strasnu strahotu, a sada me ispricaj ali ja moram poc jel mi se sere- i nabildani vepar Jozek zasedla svog konja i odjase u smjeru S-J. ...
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STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
REG: What?!
LORETTA: It's my right as a man.
JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA: I want to have babies.
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.
REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!”
BEN: You lucky, lucky bastard.
BRIAN: What?
BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we?
BRIAN: What do you mean?
BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh?
BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face!
BEN: Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang
awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles!
BEN: Manacles! Ooh oooh oh oh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be
put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny.
BRIAN: Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!
BEN: You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They only hung me
the right way up yesterday! So, don't you come 'rou--
BRIAN: All right. All right.
BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty.
BRIAN: What will they do to me?
BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
BRIAN: Crucifixion?!
BEN: Yeah, first offence.
BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's--
BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
BRIAN: What?!
BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a
right bloody mess.
BRIAN: Guards!
BEN: Nail him up, I say!”