Do you remember the scandalous news that was going on for months and revolved around a famous couple and bathroom sex porn? I think you know already who I am referring to but for those who do not have a clue what I am talking about being prepared to be amazed. I am talking about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and their famous toilet-free sex. Apparently, they wanted to have another baby, and at that time, it was her ovulation.

So Kanye, as sweet as he is, came to do the business, and they had public toilet sex porn. And they had it while she was taking nude photos for her clothing collection. How sweet. Kardashians can not surprise us anymore, so these sex toilet videos are not a big thing. Everyone has toilet sex porn videos, and they are also ordinary people. The difference is they have at least six zeroes on their bank account, but this is not where I want this article to go. We are going to talk about public sex in the toilet, and we are making this talk right now!

Like everything toilet sex has pros and cons. And, we are going to talk about the cons first because, well, I always want to start with bad news and end it with the good ones.

The first thing that should be a con of toilet sex is that is illegal. But, also drugs are illegal, underage drinking also, but we, no matter what, still go with it. And, let us not talk about schemes and everything else. When you have to do something, or you have an urge to do it, you do not choose the place or time to do it. And this also goes for sex in the bathroom. It is illegal but it is sweet and intoxicating. And, if you do it in a place like a nightclub or a bar where there are many people, and on top of that, they are drunk, there is a low chance for someone to catch you. And, even if they do, they will not be in a state to make a report. Another thing that is a con of bathroom sex is that they are unhygienic.

I do not know who maintains those bathrooms, and I do not care because they suck at their job. It is dirty everywhere, and it is full of trash. Now, when I think of it, there is a possibility that they do not clean it at all. When I see a bathroom that is all dirty and smelly in a bar full of people, I would rather go outside, and pee, and risk being caught by the police than do it in the filthy bathroom. And the number of people who use the bathroom for their business is equal to the number of people that are having sex in it. And, if you see a sink that is broken, someone had sex on it.

When you chose to have sex in the bathroom, pick a place that has many cubicles. In that way, you can jump in one, without making people wait in line to use the bathroom, and you can lock them so no one has a key if someone calls the manager because the doors are not opening. Also while you are in the cubicle, you can have sex in any position. It is smaller than the entire bathroom you could have for yourself, but you do not want to get caught remember. You can lean on the door while your partner thrusts in you from behind. Make sure he doesn't do too hard because you might fly right out of that cubicle and land on the floor while ten people look at you. Also, you can break the lock, so you will not be able to go out, and then you will have to call someone for rescue. And, well, then you are busted.

Another important thing for you to remember is that you do not have time for fucking your brains out. You need to do it quickly because time is essential. Make sure you go for a quickie. The point is not to be noticed by everyone. But, not only strangers in the bar but your friends also. There is no time for foreplay, so jumps right in the business. If you are in a restaurant perhaps you can have a little foreplay under the table, and that is it. And, if sex in the bathroom is one of your fantasies, you can always have sex in your own bathroom. Have a glass or two of wine, play music, and dress like you are heading for a night out. Make sure you leave all your clothes on you and then hurry in the bathroom and make your fantasies come true.

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