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K'o na filmu
U kancelariji može biti kao na filmu. Evo i zašto:

* Groundhog Day: When you feel you're doing the same task over and over..

* Rambo: First Blood: When it all depends on you, once more.

* Casablanca: When you're doing the wrong thing for the right reasons (or the other
way round).

* Matrix: When your boss slowly circles around you, keeping you in focus, and time
stands still.

* Batman: When some of the smiles you get look like Jack Nicholson's impression of
arch-enemy Joker.

* Napoleon Dynamite: When you feel you should smile back, but you can't..

* Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark: When you need to find that important
PowerPoint from two years ago somewhere hidden deep in the file system.

* The Godfather: When salary's that offer you can't refuse.

* Star Wars: When you feel your boss bought you like a plastic action figure to play
around with.

* Rear Window: When looking out of the window offers more suspense than your actual
job.

* The Usual Suspects: Whenever something goes wrong, they suspect the false ones
(and never get the right ones).

* Goodfellas: When your day's just as stressful as having a drug business.

* Fight Club: When you wish you'd just sincerely beat each other silly instead of
sending mean and subtle emails.

* Vertigo: When everything's spinning on the way down to the cafeteria.

* Modern Times: When, just like Charlie Chaplin, you're trapped in a big messy
factory where everything seems to go wrong.

* Saturday Night Fever: When the weekend just beats the non-weekend.

* The Sting: When nobody in the project ever really understands what's going on.

* The Wizard of Oz: Whenever you're sick, you feel life has more colors than before.

* 2001: A Space Odyssey: When your fingers hammering on the keyboard make you look like a monkey.

* Jaws: That dum-da dum-da sound playing in your head whenever your boss nears.

* The Sixth Sense: When during a meeting, you're talking, but no one's listening.

* Back to the Future: When you wish you could go back in time to alter how you handled the beginnings of that disastrous project.