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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Anything looked at closely becomes wonderful.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
We cannot deny the facts of nature, but we should certainly try to improve on them.
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
Facts are the enemy of truth.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
There?s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
Nothing is so awesomely unfamiliar as the familiar that discloses itself at the end of a journey.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
I shouted, and earned a hard thump on my head for my trouble.
In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?
Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
Before you do anything, think. If you do something to try and impress someone, to be loved, accepted or even to get someone's attention, stop and think. So many people are busy trying to create an image, they die in the process.
I have very strong feelings about how you lead your life. You always look ahead, you never look back.
Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.

This novel was published at the beginning of the 20th century.

I barely had time to register them before those rifles were pointed at me.
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
Think of life as a terminal illness, because, if you do, you will live it with joy and passion, as it ought to be lived.
You can go a long way with bad legs and a good head.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.

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