I barely had time to register them before those rifles were pointed at me.
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
Think of life as a terminal illness, because, if you do, you will live it with joy and passion, as it ought to be lived.
You can go a long way with bad legs and a good head.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.