evo me...brza sam,ne? ;)
Samo da vas pozdravim nabrzinu....u zg sam već neko vrijeme....ali sam guštala bez kompa...sada slijedi povratak u rutinu....
..fascinirana sam vilenjačkim pismom....zar ne izgleda predivno...
ne događa se ništa spešl...same old life...staviti ću samo par viceva i provjerit telkač..
Zali se profesor: 'Ne mogu vjerovati kako su studenti glupi.Objasnjavam im neki teorem, oni nista ne shvacaju. Objasnim drugi put, opet nista. Objasnim i treci put, cak ga i ja shvatim, a oni opet ne kuže!'
Mujo dosao u kafic i narucio pivo. Konobar mu donese pivo i podmetac.On opet naruci i konobar mu donese pivo i podmetac. Tako on stalno narucivao i svaki put bi dobio pivo i podmetac. Kad je narucio osmo, konobar mu donese pivo bez podmetaca. Na to ce Mujo: 'A keksic?'
Mujo frizeru daje upute: 'S jedne strane ostavi veliku, s druge tri-cetiri manje rupe, repovi iza neka budu neravni, a siske u koso.' Frizer: 'Ne znam hocu li znati tako.'
Mujo: 'A zadnji put si znao, mamu ti jebem!'
Mujo dosao u kafic i narucio pivo. Konobar mu donese pivo i podmetac.On opet naruci i konobar mu donese pivo i podmetac. Tako on stalno narucivao i svaki put bi dobio pivo i podmetac. Kad je narucio osmo, konobar mu donese pivo bez podmetaca. Na to ce Mujo: 'A keksic?'
Mujo frizeru daje upute: 'S jedne strane ostavi veliku, s druge tri-cetiri manje rupe, repovi iza neka budu neravni, a siske u koso.' Frizer: 'Ne znam hocu li znati tako.'
Mujo: 'A zadnji put si znao, mamu ti jebem!'
Voli Vas Vaša Orion lady koja je navršila 20ti rođendan prije tjedan dana!!
o da...stara sam ja baba.....
PUSA
samo se javljam...
...idem na more za par sati a moram se pakirat bla bla.....pa eto....
uživajte mi....share the love,peace out & freak out
Haug!
Zadnjih nekoliko dana mi je komp bio u kvaru,pa nisam mogla na net..i nekak sam se odvikla onda....vaaau....internet....uuu......
Hehe
Novosti..pa i nema ....
Zagreb još pust
Ljudi dolaze i odlaze...
(hehe svi će se vratiti prije ili poslije.....)
Gledala u kinu 2 predobra filma
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Redatelj:Paul McGuigan
Žanr: Triler / Krimić
Radnja u kratkim crtama: Slevin se nađe na krivom mjestu u krivo vrijeme pa ga dva «zločinačka šefa» ; Šef i Rabin; uvuku u sredinu rata koji vode jedan protiv drugog preko dvadeset godina. Tu se pojavljuje još i zanimljiva susjeda, misteriozan ubojica i nadobudni policajac. Malo akcije, malo humora= odličan film!
Najbolji dio filma: Josh Hartnett u ručniku. Samo u ručniku. 
Fora citati:
I said the same thing that the guy with two penises says when his tailor asks if he dresses to the right or to the left. Yes. (Slevin)
The Boss: They call him "the Fairy"...
Slevin: Why do they call him "the Fairy"?
The Boss: Because he's a fairy.
Slevin: What, he's got wings... he flies around sprinkling magic dust on people?
The Boss: [angry] He's a homosexual!
Old Waiter: [Hearing one side of a phone conversation] Hey Max, who's your favorite uncle? Okay, your second favorite uncle? Okay never mind, just listen...
The Boss: They call him "the Fairy"...
Slevin: Why do they call him "the Fairy"?
The Boss: Because he's a fairy.
Slevin: What, he's got wings... he flies around sprinkling magic dust on people?
The Boss: [angry] He's a homosexual!
Old Waiter: [Hearing one side of a phone conversation] Hey Max, who's your favorite uncle? Okay, your second favorite uncle? Okay never mind, just listen...
Glumačka postava:
Josh Hartnett-Slevin Kelevra
Bruce Willis-Goodkat
Lucy Liu-Lindsey
Morgan Freeman-The Boss
Ben Kingsley-The Rabbi (as Sir Ben Kingsley)
Michael Rubenfeld-Yitzchok
Peter Outerbridge-Dumbrowski
Stanley Tucci-Detective Brikowski
Kevin Chamberlin-Marty
Dorian Missick-Elvis
Mykelti Williamson-Sloe
Scott Gibson-Max
Daniel Kash-Bodyguard #1
Dmitry Chepovetsky-Bodyguard #2
Sam Jaeger-Nick Fisher
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Redatelj:Gore Verbinski
Žanr: Akcija / Komedija / Fantasy / Avanturistički
Radnja u kratkim crtama: Kapetan Jack Sparrow duguje dušu Davyu Jonesu i njegovoj posadi. Mora pronaći način da zauvijek postane dio te posade. No Will i Elizabeth su odsuđeni na smrt zbog pomaganja Jacku i jedina šansa za pomilovanje je da donesu Cutleru Beckettu Jackov «potrgani» kompas koji je zapravo veoma poseban.
To je to ukratko...ali je film mnogo, mnogo više...Johnny je nadmašio samoga sebe u glumi.
Neke scene su stvatno urnebesno smiješne, specijalni afekti su genijalni....baš sveNajbolji dio filma: svaki sa Đonijem....
Fora citati: (ima ih...hihi-smiješno je ak ste gledali)
Elizabeth Swann: I've come to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: Deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth?
[turns to Mr. Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass by.
Scarlett: Jack Sparrow?
Giselle: Haven't seen him in a month. When you do see him, can you give him a message?
[slaps Will in the face]
Gibbs: [Jack's hat is blown overboard while the Black Pearl is fleeing the Kraken] Jack's hat!
[the crew gathers at the rail]
Gibbs: Veer about!
Jack Sparrow: No! Leave it!
[the whole crew stares at him incredulously]
Jack Sparrow: R-run!
[he runs away]
Gibbs: [he looks at the crew] Back to yer stations, the lot o' ye!
[he finds Jack hiding underneath the stairs]
Gibbs: Jack--
Jack Sparrow: Shhh.
Gibbs: For the love of Mother and Child, Jack, what's coming after us?
Jack Sparrow: [short pause] Nothing.
Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.
Elizabeth Swann: It is real!
Norrington: My God, you actually *were* telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.
Marty: [looking at the cloth] It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a draw-ring of a key.
[the crew stares at him for a few seconds]
Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen...what do keys do?
Leech: Keys...unlock...t'ings?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack Sparrow: [looks as if he is about to nod his head, then stops] No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So...we're going after this key!
Jack Sparrow: You're not making any sense at all.
Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davey Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth. Gibbs: Where's the Commodore?
Jack Sparrow: He fell behind.
Gibbs: [solemnly] My prayers be with him.
[suddenly brightens]
Gibbs: Best not wallow in our grief!
Jack Sparrow: [Jack looks at the sleeping crew] As you were, gents.
Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?
Gibbs: We've only got half a dozen barrels of powder!
Will Turner: Then load the rum!
[long silence; crew stops working]
Gibbs: Aye! The rum too!
Pintel: ...I always heard it said "kray-kin"
Ragetti: What? with a long A? Na-na-na-na-no-no no "Krah-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Krakken"'s closer to that.
Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we?
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!
Jack Sparrow: My incredibly intuitive sense of the female mind tells me that you are troubled.
Gibbs: I'll watch yer back.
Jack Sparrow: It's me front I'm worried about.
Jack Sparrow: So how many is that?
Gibbs: Including those four? That brings us to... four.
Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.
Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] What are you doing here? You look bloody awful.
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: Savvy?
Gibbs: [Jack shows him a cloth containing a picture of a key which he has just risked his life for] It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a *drawing* of a key.
Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.
Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Jack Sparrow: Deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth?
[turns to Mr. Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass by.
Scarlett: Jack Sparrow?
Giselle: Haven't seen him in a month. When you do see him, can you give him a message?
[slaps Will in the face]
Gibbs: [Jack's hat is blown overboard while the Black Pearl is fleeing the Kraken] Jack's hat!
[the crew gathers at the rail]
Gibbs: Veer about!
Jack Sparrow: No! Leave it!
[the whole crew stares at him incredulously]
Jack Sparrow: R-run!
[he runs away]
Gibbs: [he looks at the crew] Back to yer stations, the lot o' ye!
[he finds Jack hiding underneath the stairs]
Gibbs: Jack--
Jack Sparrow: Shhh.
Gibbs: For the love of Mother and Child, Jack, what's coming after us?
Jack Sparrow: [short pause] Nothing.
Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.
Elizabeth Swann: It is real!
Norrington: My God, you actually *were* telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.
Marty: [looking at the cloth] It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a draw-ring of a key.
[the crew stares at him for a few seconds]
Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen...what do keys do?
Leech: Keys...unlock...t'ings?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack Sparrow: [looks as if he is about to nod his head, then stops] No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So...we're going after this key!
Jack Sparrow: You're not making any sense at all.
Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davey Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth. Gibbs: Where's the Commodore?
Jack Sparrow: He fell behind.
Gibbs: [solemnly] My prayers be with him.
[suddenly brightens]
Gibbs: Best not wallow in our grief!
Jack Sparrow: [Jack looks at the sleeping crew] As you were, gents.
Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?
Gibbs: We've only got half a dozen barrels of powder!
Will Turner: Then load the rum!
[long silence; crew stops working]
Gibbs: Aye! The rum too!
Pintel: ...I always heard it said "kray-kin"
Ragetti: What? with a long A? Na-na-na-na-no-no no "Krah-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Krakken"'s closer to that.
Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we?
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!
Jack Sparrow: My incredibly intuitive sense of the female mind tells me that you are troubled.
Gibbs: I'll watch yer back.
Jack Sparrow: It's me front I'm worried about.
Jack Sparrow: So how many is that?
Gibbs: Including those four? That brings us to... four.
Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.
Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] What are you doing here? You look bloody awful.
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: Savvy?
Gibbs: [Jack shows him a cloth containing a picture of a key which he has just risked his life for] It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a *drawing* of a key.
Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.
Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Glumačka postava:
Johnny Depp-Jack Sparrow
Orlando Bloom-Will Turner
Keira Knightley-Elizabeth Swann
Jack Davenport-Norrington
Bill Nighy-Davy Jones
Jonathan Pryce-Governor Weatherby Swann
Lee Arenberg-Pintel
Mackenzie Crook-Ragetti
Kevin McNally-Gibbs
David Bailie-Cotton
Stellan Skarsgĺrd-Bootstrap Bill
Tom Hollander-Cutler Beckett
Naomie Harris-Tia Dalma
Martin Klebba-Marty
Alex Norton-Captain Bellamy
Ps.malo sam mjenjala boxove...jedan dan sam čak imala inspiracije pa sam napravila abecedu najboljih pjesama...mislim svi koji su kul imaju neku abecedu a i ja hoću biti superkul
Loooooooooooooool
I tak...skroz čenđala boxove i stavila neke stvari koje sam objavila prije al su mi još zaaakon
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