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I said the same thing that the guy with two penises says when his tailor asks if he dresses to the right or to the left. Yes. (Slevin)

The Boss: They call him "the Fairy"...
Slevin: Why do they call him "the Fairy"?
The Boss: Because he's a fairy.
Slevin: What, he's got wings... he flies around sprinkling magic dust on people?
The Boss: [angry] He's a homosexual!

Old Waiter: [Hearing one side of a phone conversation] Hey Max, who's your favorite uncle? Okay, your second favorite uncle? Okay never mind, just listen...

Elizabeth Swann: I've come to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: Deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth?
[turns to Mr. Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass by.

Scarlett: Jack Sparrow?
Giselle: Haven't seen him in a month. When you do see him, can you give him a message?
[slaps Will in the face]


Gibbs: [Jack's hat is blown overboard while the Black Pearl is fleeing the Kraken] Jack's hat!
[the crew gathers at the rail]
Gibbs: Veer about!
Jack Sparrow: No! Leave it!
[the whole crew stares at him incredulously]
Jack Sparrow: R-run!
[he runs away]
Gibbs: [he looks at the crew] Back to yer stations, the lot o' ye!
[he finds Jack hiding underneath the stairs]
Gibbs: Jack--
Jack Sparrow: Shhh.
Gibbs: For the love of Mother and Child, Jack, what's coming after us?
Jack Sparrow: [short pause] Nothing.



Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.



Elizabeth Swann: It is real!
Norrington: My God, you actually *were* telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.



Marty: [looking at the cloth] It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a draw-ring of a key.
[the crew stares at him for a few seconds]
Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen...what do keys do?
Leech: Keys...unlock...t'ings?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack Sparrow: [looks as if he is about to nod his head, then stops] No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So...we're going after this key!
Jack Sparrow: You're not making any sense at all.



Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davey Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth. Gibbs: Where's the Commodore?
Jack Sparrow: He fell behind.
Gibbs: [solemnly] My prayers be with him.
[suddenly brightens]
Gibbs: Best not wallow in our grief!


Jack Sparrow: [Jack looks at the sleeping crew] As you were, gents.


Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?


Gibbs: We've only got half a dozen barrels of powder!
Will Turner: Then load the rum!
[long silence; crew stops working]
Gibbs: Aye! The rum too!


Pintel: ...I always heard it said "kray-kin"
Ragetti: What? with a long A? Na-na-na-na-no-no no "Krah-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Krakken"'s closer to that.
Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we?
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!


Jack Sparrow: My incredibly intuitive sense of the female mind tells me that you are troubled.


Gibbs: I'll watch yer back.
Jack Sparrow: It's me front I'm worried about.


Jack Sparrow: So how many is that?
Gibbs: Including those four? That brings us to... four.


Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.


Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] What are you doing here? You look bloody awful.
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.


Jack Sparrow: Savvy?


Gibbs: [Jack shows him a cloth containing a picture of a key which he has just risked his life for] It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a *drawing* of a key.



Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.


Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow.


Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.