srijeda, 06.09.2006.
King of fools
Svi koji me poznaju znaju da mi na popisu omiljenih bandova NOFX zauzima prvo mjesto.
Pričao sam s ljudima koji mrze punk no kad spomenem NOFX svi mi kažu da poštuju Fat Mike-a zato što je budaletina posebne kategorije. Gledao sam dosta njihovih koncertnih snimaka no ona na Bizzare festivalu 98 do sad mi je promakla i sve što mogu reći da u potpunosti potvrđuje tvrdnje tih ljudi. Toliko sam se smijao da mi je skoro pukla aneurizma.
Mike je vidno zgažen i između pjesama govori takve gluposti da jednostavno ne možete ostati ravnodušni. Evo popisa nekoliko bisera:
El hefe:We have got a special show for you today. You see Fat Mike is really drunk.
Mike: (Tetura s bocom vina u ruci i mrmlja) Dont believe anything he..(štucne) tells you
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Mike: Do you know that band Garbage that opened for us... ...yeah , well I fucked the singer. I was fucking her really hard (demonstrira) I was fucking her hard and she was like ... Oh Fat Mike fuck me harder.
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El Hefe:Fuck MTV
Mike: And fuck germany (koncert se inače održavao u Kolnu)
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Mike: (obrati se ženskoj u publici) ... Hey you look like a fat cow... ...Im sorry I didnt mean it, what I ment to say is you look like a fat bitch.
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El Hefe: Mike can you please turn down your vocals I cant hear my guitar...
Mike:You are a wuss
El Hefe: But I cant hear my guita...
Mike: LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
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Mike: You know that band with the bald singer... ...whats it called... Skunk Anansie well I fucked the singer.
Melvin:Geez... You fucked a lot of them today Mike... (obrati se publici) I hope his (Mikes) wife doesnt find out
Mike: Yeah Melvins right... dont tell her wife I fucked her
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Mike:You know whos playing after us... Nick Cave
El Hefe: No thats not true. He is not even at this festival
Mike:( ne obrača pozornost) I hate Nick Cave.He fucking sucks. He is gonna murder me in the backstage after the show
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Mike: This is a song about skinheads because they killed someone they knew
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Mike:( Zabrije da vidi pčele) ... AAAAAAAA...(vrišti) theres bees everywhere. I hate bees
I popis se nastavlja u beskonačnost.Začuđujuće svirao je bolje nego na drugim koncertima LOL.
Ovaj show bi trebalo zaštiti kao kulturnu baštinu nulte kategorije. Ja sad idem sretno spavat sa spoznajom da koliko god se napio i kolika god budala postao uvijek ima pijanijih i većih budaletina od tebe
