BLACK AND DECKER MICROWAVES

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
you play the guitar on the mtv
that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
money for nothin' and chicks for free
now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
maybe get a blister on your little finger
maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens
custom kitchen deliveries
we gotta move these refrigerators
we gotta move these colour tv's

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
yeah buddy that's his own hair
that little faggot got his own jet airplane
that little faggot he's a millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovesns
custom kitchens deliveries
we gotta move these refrigerators
we gotta move these colour tv's

I shoulda learned to play the guitar
i shoulda learned to play them drums
look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
man we could have some fun
and he's up there, what's that? hawaiian noises?
bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free

We gotta install microwave ovens
custom kitchen deliveries
we gotta move these refrigerators
we gotta move these colour tv's, lord

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
you play the guitar on the mtv
that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
money for nothin' and your chicks for free
money for nothin' and chicks for free

We went to install the microwave and discovered it had been dropped on its butt and was all damaged in the back. We tested it out and sparks flew so we are returning it.

I called Home Depot to get a new one and they said they no longer make them - that a new model is out - which is identical to the old model - EXCEPT!!! Its Bright Cobalt Blue on the inside - JUST LIKE MY NEW OVEN!!! So now I have matching oven Microwave - matching on the inside and out!!! WAHOO!!!!!!!

It will make my food taste even better! HAH!