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Sex - Criminal
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
Sex - The Alien
An alien walks into a bar and a cowboy offers him a drink and the alien just pokes him and sais "Neener-neener". The cowboy offers him a drink for the second time and yet the alien still just pokes him and sais "Neener-neener". The cowboy gets mad and sais "Do that one more time and I will kick you in the balls". But the alien still pokes him and sais "Neener-neener". So the cowboy kicks him in the balls but after pausing for a few seconds asks if the alien has balls and the alien shakes his head. Then the cowboy asked "Well then how do you have sex?". And then the alien pokes him and sais "Neener-neener".
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ja sam super..
...evo ove dane vam nisam mogla pisat jer sam stalno bila zauzeta,
a baš mi se i nije dalo....ja sam prekjučer bila u trstu....i poslje u KOPRU....i nakupovala se
tooolko toga...
..a uglavnom sam si išla kupit sva ta sranja za školu -(znate kako to
ide .. nova torba,pernica,bilježnice..)....i nove sk8erice,al sam si još kupila i hlače, 5.majca...
.i još takvih gluposti....eo ja sam stalno na plaži i na tom glupom suncu.....i sad sam ko
neka crnkinja..i još sam tamne puti...heh 
joooj....kad se samo sjetim....za manje od 2 tjedna je škola...uf ..katastrofa...e da...
iduči tjedan idem u Gardaland (neznam ak se tako piše) na dva dana.....uuu bit če luuudo,
heh....mislim bila sam kad sam bila mala,mala...al se ne sječam ničeg...
evo ljudi to bi bilo to.....za danas ...pišite mi komentare....pussa za sve 
olllllllla,
evo napokon se i ja sjetila da napišem novi post.
.duuuugo mi je trebalo...hahaha....evo kod mene ima brdo novosti,
al nije za blog pa neču ni pisat...prije koih tjedan dana sam imala bronhitis..
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.pa se nisam mogla kupat...beeeeeeeeeed..
...došlo pa prošlo...heh.
..jedva čekam da mi dođu bratiči i se strične iz Zagreba...i to več za dva dana...uuuu biče
llluddo....e da danas sam bila na kupanju s Erkom kod ADRIATIKA...i bilo je super...
...a sad idem u grad....na pizzu,jer mi se fuuul
jede..
...aj ljudi pa se čujemo....puuuusa
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