Zla Bulja

četvrtak, 16.03.2006.

Razgovor s Bogom

Razgovor s Bogom

na ovom sajtu imate mogucnost da ragovarate s bogom .. pa ako imate neko vječno pitanje onda vam je ovo pravo mjesto da ga pitate
evo par isjecka :
Me:
do you do blowjobs
God:
Yeah I do a lot of blowjobs.
Me:
do u like sex
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
what is your gender
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
how do u look
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
do u shave
God:
No I do not shave. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
yes i do
God:
When?
Me:
tuesdey
God:
What about other times?
Me:
there are no other times
God:
Have faith, .
Me:
What is your iq
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Nakon nekoliko trenutaka :
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
you are so stupid
God:
Wrong. I am smart.
Me:
suck my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.