Chuck Norris je zakon!
Ej ljudi...baš me i ne čitate u zadnje vrijeme ali nema veze...ja svejedno pišem!
Sad sam se probudil maloprije...tj. nisam se ja sam probudil nego me frend zval s prakse pa smo se mi kojih 20 minuta razgovarali (to dok on zove s prakse su malo duži razgovori jer može trošiti kolko hoće)!:) E a da me nije zval ja bi spaval do ko zna kolko...pa smo se odma i dogovorili za čaj (pil bi ja kavu inače ali me grlo boli)...pa idemo oko 2 na čaj do orinoca! Onda ja još do doktorice idem...samo dok se sjetim onaj silni red onih baba koje čekaju od 7 ujutro iako njihova doktorica radi u popodnevnoj smjeni,a u biti dojdu tam samo kaj bi se spominjale s nekim!!! Poludim na takve stvari! I onda ti čekaj na red po par sati...jedan put sam zaspal u čekaonici, ali bar mi je brže vrijeme prošlo (spaval sam od kojih 4 pa do 20 do 6)! Dok sam se probudil ljudi su samo gledali u mene...baš me zanima u kakvom sam položaju spaval! Evo vam za kraj nekaj o Chucku Norrisu: >Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.< >There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.< >Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.< >Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.< >Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.< >To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.< >Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the Richter scale.< >The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.< >There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.< >There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.< >Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.< >In an average living room there are 1242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.< >God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.< >Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud.< >If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.< >Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by pointing at her and saying “boo-ya”.< >Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his father did.< >When someone sneezes, God says "Chuck bless you".< >Chuck Norris doesn’t need air, air needs Chuck Norris.< >Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.< >Chuck Norris feels no pain, pain feels Chuck Norris.< >In 1979, Chuck Norris swallowed a woman's uterus whole. Later that year he gave birth to Vin Diesel.< >Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel.< Tolko o tome,idem se spremati i putujem na čaj...a možda si ipak kavu popijem! Ajde čitajte me i dalje i slobodno ostavite koji komentar! |
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