Ej ljudi...baš me i ne čitate u zadnje vrijeme ali nema veze...ja svejedno pišem!
Sad sam se probudil maloprije...tj. nisam se ja sam probudil nego me frend zval s prakse pa smo se mi kojih 20 minuta razgovarali (to dok on zove s prakse su malo duži razgovori jer može trošiti kolko hoće)!:)
E a da me nije zval ja bi spaval do ko zna kolko...pa smo se odma i dogovorili za čaj (pil bi ja kavu inače ali me grlo boli)...pa idemo oko 2 na čaj do orinoca!
Onda ja još do doktorice idem...samo dok se sjetim onaj silni red onih baba koje čekaju od 7 ujutro iako njihova doktorica radi u popodnevnoj smjeni,a u biti dojdu tam samo kaj bi se spominjale s nekim!!! Poludim na takve stvari!
I onda ti čekaj na red po par sati...jedan put sam zaspal u čekaonici, ali bar mi je brže vrijeme prošlo (spaval sam od kojih 4 pa do 20 do 6)! Dok sam se probudil ljudi su samo gledali u mene...baš me zanima u kakvom sam položaju spaval!
Evo vam za kraj nekaj o Chucku Norrisu:
>Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.<
>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.<
>Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.<
>Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.<
>Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.<
>To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.<
>Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the Richter scale.<
>The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.<
>There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.<
>There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.<
>Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.<
>In an average living room there are 1242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.<
>God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.<
>Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud.<
>If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.<
>Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by pointing at her and saying “boo-ya”.<
>Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his father did.<
>When someone sneezes, God says "Chuck bless you".<
>Chuck Norris doesn’t need air, air needs Chuck Norris.<
>Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.<
>Chuck Norris feels no pain, pain feels Chuck Norris.<
>In 1979, Chuck Norris swallowed a woman's uterus whole. Later that year he gave birth to Vin Diesel.<
>Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel.<
Tolko o tome,idem se spremati i putujem na čaj...a možda si ipak kavu popijem!
Ajde čitajte me i dalje i slobodno ostavite koji komentar!
Post je objavljen 14.03.2006. u 12:56 sati.