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the escalating cost of reindeer food I spotted Santa Claus on Amsterdam Avenue the other day, and we stopped and talked a little.....He spoke frankly about the economy, his friends, and Halloween: his projected date for the completion of most of his toys..... "People think that most of the work is done between Thanksgiving and Christmas, but that's not really possible.....Yes, the elves are putting finishing touches on things, but with all the many mall and department store appearances I am required to make, they have no real supervision............And I really need those promotional appearances for much of the financing of my gifts." I asked him about other sources of his income..... "Well, you see, I have a huge endowment from Mother Nature......she is the wealthiest icon in the universe.....being one of my close friends, she is quite supportive of my mission....Believe it or not, I also get a lot of funding from the Tooth Fairy.....what a lovely young lady! I wish I had her investment team....they're brilliant......she has taken what little money she's made from selling tooth enamel to china factories in Eastern Europe, invested properly, and has made billions......she loves kids, too, and never wants to see me fail......what a generous soul...." I asked him about his close friends... "Well, like I said, Mother Nature is a dear friend....I see her at least once a week......she and Uncle Sam visit Mrs. Claus and I for our weekly poker games.... What fun!. We used to get together with Father Time, but somehow he and Mother Nature are a bit at odds these days......I don't know the main reason....it seems to be some weird disagreement they are having about the importance of the Mayan calender coming to an end......" I asked him what other icons he spends time with..... "Well, we've had the Grim Reaper over for dinner a couple of times, but he is just so anti-social and likes to stick to himself......he's an odd man.....all of the elves hid when he visited, they were very intimidated by his presence....he's another one that Mother Nature isn't too fond of......Mrs. Claus tried to get him to take off that ghastly hood when he visited, but he wouldn't." I asked him about Uncle Sam, and his political leanings.... "Well, he doesn't ever talk politics....I have no idea....we both like to remain neutral.....we did watch the Nixon/Kennedy debates back in the '60s since I was one of the few icons at that time with a television......and then we never watched anything political until last year when we watched the Joe Biden/Sarah Palin debates.....now that was television!" He also talked about the Easter Bunny..... "Delightful child! he eed.....he doesn't like the North Pole weather, but we spend time on the phone.......and he just got on-line last year and is trying to get me on facebook! That'll be the day......." He was carrying a bag filled with reindeer feed and another with some magazines that he had bought at Barnes and Noble..... "Mrs.Claus is fascinated with Brad and Angelina and Jon and Kate......I used to argue with her about it when Liz Taylor and Richard Burton were the news item of the day, but now I just let her go.....I almost encourage it.....it makes her terribly happy, and when she's happy, I'm happy..." Besides Christmas, I asked him about other events that he particularly enjoys...... "Every Valentine's Day, Cupid has a huge party called "The St. Valentine's Cartoon Storybook Love Fest Extravaganza Ball"...everyone's there! Bugs and Mickey and Minnie, Jack and Jill, the Tin Man, Little Red Riding Hood, Tigger, Vampira!....(though it always makes Mrs. Claus a little jealous when we speak..Ho ho ho)......but the most fun person, believe it or not is the Witch. She is hilarious! Wicked, wicked sense of humor....does a great imitation of Charro, and a hilarious Nancy Pelosi........what a dancer, too!...... And she really gets along with all of her nemesis, Snow White, Dorothy, Hansel and Gretel....all of them...... It is really a great time, second only to Christmas! Bunny Basket When Hendrix was a baby I bought this basket, cut some cute fabric to line it and tied it in with some blue gingham ribbon, I re-use it every year. This year the basket includes: From Wal-Mart: a cowboy hat, to wear to the parade, a Cars bubble set and big bottle of bubbles, a rabbit spinny toy thing, Pop Rocks in an egg, a easter hot wheel, and a sonic leapster game on clearance for only $7 and the Princess Bride dvd. From Barnes & Noble: The Velveteen Rabbit and a grown-up Photo book about China, he loves China. From Target: A Spongebob toothbrush & toothpaste. I'm Jewish, I raise Hendrix Jewish, Jason is not really religious, but when we had "the talk" he was adamant that Hendrix have a Easter Basket each year, I never had one growing up, I don't know if this is the norm or what, but hey, I have fun putting it all together :) Hope Everyone has a Happy Easter! Related topics: buy toys online nz bullseye thinkway toys wood toys classic toys fisher price musical toys for toddlers batman original hot toys dolls stuffed plush toys turning vintage toys best toys for a 3 year old boy award winning toddler toys |