zooky
utorak, 11.04.2006.
......nešto.....
Americki odvjetnici...
...tijekom sudskih rasprava postavljaju i ovakva pitanja
>> >
>> >1. Kazite nam doktore, je li istina da kad covjek umre u snu toga
nije
>>svjestan do ujutro?
>> >
>> >2. Vas najmladji sin, dvadesetjednogodisnjak, koliko je star?
>> >
>> > 3. Jeste li bili prisutni kada su vas fotografirali?
>> >
>> > 4. Jeste li bili sami ili nije bilo nikoga?
>> > 5. Jeste li vi ili vas mladji brat ubijeni u ratu?
>> > 6. Je li vas ubio?
>> >
>> > 7. Koliko su vozila bila udaljena u trenutku sudara?
>> >
>> > 8. Bili ste tamo dok niste otisli, je li tako?
>> >
>> > 9. Koliko puta ste izvrsavali samoubojstvo?
>> >
>> >10. Dakle, beba je zaceta 8. kolovoza?
>> > - Da.
>> > - A sto ste vi radili u tom trenutku?
>! > >
>> >11. Ona ima troje djece, zar ne?
>> > - Da.
>> > - Koliko je djecaka?
>> > - Niti jedan.
>> > - A djevojcica?
>> >
>> > 12. Kazete da stepenice vode dolje u podrum?
>> > - Da.
>> > - A moze li se tim stepenicama popeti gore?
>> >
>> > 13. Gospodine Slatery, bili ste na prilicno dugom medenom mjesecu,
zar
>>ne?
>> > - Da, boravio sam u Europi, gospodine.
>> > - A jeste li sa sobom poveli mladu?
>> > 14. Kako je zavrsio vas prvi brak?
>> > - Smrcu.
>> > - A cijom smrcu?
>> >
>> >15. Kako biste opisali tu osobu?
>> > &nbs! p; - Srednjeg rasta, s bradom.
>> > - Je li to bio muskarac ili zena?
>> >
>> > 16. Doktore, koliko ste obdukcija obavili na mrtvacima?
>> > - Sve moje obdukcije obavljam na mrtvacima.
>> >
>> >17. Svi vasi odgovori moraju biti usmeni, razumijete?
>> > U koju ste skolu isli?
>> > - Usmenu.
>> >
>> >18. Sjecate li se koliko je bilo sati kada ste pregledali tijelo?
>> > - Autopsija je zapocela oko pola devet ujutro.
>> > - A gospodin Dennington je u to doba bio mrtav?
>> > - Ne, sjedio je na obdukcijskom stolu i cudio se zbog cega
>> > mu treba autopsija.
>> >
>> > 19. Jeste li kvalificirani da date uzorak mokrace?>> > -
Kvalificiran sam od malih nogu.
>> >
>> > 20. Doktore, prije nego sto ste pristupili autopsiji, jeste li
>>provjerili puls?
>> > - Ne.
>> > - Jeste li provjerili krvni tlak?
>> > - Ne.
>> > - Jeste li provjerili disanje?
>> > - Ne.
>> > - Dakle, moguce je da je pacijent jos bio ziv kada ste
zapoceli autopsiju.
>> > - Nije moguce.
>> > - Kako mozete biti tako sigurni, doktore?
>> > - Zato sto je njegov mozak bio u tegli s formalinom na mom
stolu.
>> > - Ali zar nije moguce da j! e pacijent i pored toga ipak bio
ziv?
>> > - Moguce je da je ziv i da se danas negdje bavi
odvjetnistvom.
>> >
>> > Izvor: Massachusetts Bar Associattion, Lawyers Journal
svi o Valentinovu, a ja ga lupim..hehe:p
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