Fresh clean sheets are one of life's small joys.
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
Why the hell would terrorists kidnap a bunch of high school students?