Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events, or brought you to them at the wrong time, too young, too old?
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.
I didn't even breathe.
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.