It was a jungle out there. Knifes in the dark, stray shots, blood-curdling screams and sights that made you want to poke out your own eyes and those were only your friends; the enemy was much worse. You had to be on your toes all the time or else you bought a farm. It was unclear why would anyone buy a farm from the enemy with all the hard work you had to do around them but it was far better then being killed. Apparently these farms had a lot of buckets that needed to be kicked around. |
Potemujkin stepped out of his yurt, stretched and farted loudly. It made him feel rather good and even a bit proud. There are some who would call Potemujkin a barbarian but that was far from truth; he did not stutter. In fact, he was a very good speaker, he was literate and always said “thank you” after raping someone. He was also a warlord, he had his own horde and everything, and he hoped that very soon he will have his own kingdom, or rather warlorddom |
Meanwhile... |
Mr Cartridge was a regular church goer too. He belonged to the Church of Afternoon Fishing And Talking About The Weather, and he took his responsibilities as an Afternoonist very casually like every good Afternoonist ought. Every evening he prepared a fresh can of worms, checked his tackle-box for the next day and polished the Holy Rod in a clearly asexual way. Mr Cartridge went to the church a lot, he had a lot to atone for; what he wanted the most to a-tone was his wife. He used to be a Reading-in-your-rocking-chair-and-smoking-ist, but he saw the error of his heathen ways. What made him see the light was his wife who thought that the only sentences men should know are: "yes, dear" and "no, dear" and therefore don't have to, or for that matter be able to, read. Mrs Cartridge also thought that most books are unsanitary and bad and should be hanged or burned or used in No. 2 emergencies; well at least she was right about that. |
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