Camilli Parker Bowles moraju odstraniti penis!

Camilla Parker Bowles (50) koja je uz Madonnu jedan od najpoznatijih britanskih tranvestita, mora se podvrgnuti zahtjevnoj operaciji uklanjanja penisa. Kako je došlo do ovoga, još se službeno ne zna, ali govorka se da Camilla ima rak prostate, što za muškarce u njezinim godinama nije nikakvo čudo. Nadalje, Britanijom kruže priče da će Camilla ići na tzv. "ugradnju" vagine, i time će ostvariti svoj životni cilj da postane žena. Čini se da će se već slavna rečenica, koju je princ Charles uputio Camilli na početku njihove veze ("Volio bih biti tvoj tampon") ipak ostvariti. (izvor: Večernji list)
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, nego osvrt na jednu od "kontroverzih" tema u našem prividno konzervativnom i čednom društvu. Naime, u javnosti se već neko vrijeme vode polemike o uvođenju seksualnog odgoja u škole. (što je potpuno suvišno, djeca su danas dobro informirana). I sada se javljaju dvije skupine, Forum i Grozd, svaka ima svoj program, ali ideja je ista, naučiti djecu što ide gdje i ostale trivijalne stvari. Dok Forum na stvari gleda liberalnije i slobodnije, Grozd (uz potporu Crkve) želi biti svojevrsna moralna policija. Negativni stav prema mastrubaciji, očuvanje tradicionalih vrijednosti obitelji i odvraćanje od odnosa prije braka glavni su ciljevi skupine Grozd. Ukratko, oni žele da se držimo za ruke i šećemo parkom a seks dolazi tek poslije vjenčanja. Što ja komentiram ovako: to je suludo. Kao prvo, obitelj kao takva, danas više ne postoji. Tradicionalne vrijednosti (čitaj uobičajeno patrijalhalno društvo) izgledaju otprilike ovako: majka domaćica, otac uzdržava obitelj, njegova je zadnja i svi mu se pokoravamo. Seks je moguć samo ako želimo djecu, a kontracepcija je grijeh. Što Crkva podupire, a novi broj Glasa Koncila donosi nekakve uvjete za sklapanje braka. Glavni urednik govori o hodanju bez grijeha (što god to bilo), a neke upute su ovakve: "...Budući da je u vezi dvoje mladih ljudi upravo spolni nagon najveći izazov, upravo svjesno kontroliranje tog nagona s njegovom velikom kušnjom omogućuje prijeko potrebno sazrijevanje mladića i djevojke..." Normalno. Cure, što bi ste učinile da se udate za nekog lika i niste s njime spavale prije vjenčanja, i shvatite da ima maloga?? Ironija sudbine?? Hoćete li se žaliti svećeniku? Glas Koncila također positovjećuje spolni nagon sa sebičnošču i govori da ljubakanje sprečava odgoj karaktera i da je znak slabosti... I kako je na kraju izbaran slobodniji program skupine Forum, Crkva se (očekivano) buni. Kaže da je za to kriva ni više ni manje nego dječja pravobraniteljica Mila Jelavić, koja navodno nije mjerodavna ocjenjivati znanstvenost programa. S druge strane, u izrazito katoličkoj Italiji, homoseksualni parovi su dobili bračna prava. Dakle...
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Red Hot Chili Peppers
Californication
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind’s elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It’s Californication
It’s the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It’s understood that Hollywood
Sells Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war your waging
Chorus:
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It’s Californication
Space may be the final frontier
But it’s made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderon’s not far away
It’s Californication
Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody’s been there and
I don’t mean on vacation
Chorus
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl’s guitar
They’re just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn’t save the world
From Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you’re craving
Chorus
Under the Bridge
Sometimes I feel
Like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel
Like my only friend
Is the city I live in
The city of angels
Lonely as I am
Together we cry
I drive on her streets
'Cause she's my companion
I walk through her hills
'Cause she knows who I am
She sees my good deeds
And she kisses me windy
I never worry
Now that is a lie
I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way
It's hard to believe
That there's nobody out there
It's hard to believe
That I'm all alone
At least I have her love
The city she loves me
Lonely as I am
Together we cry
I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all that way
Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get enough
Under the bridge downtown
Forgot about my love
Under the bridge downtown
I gave my life away
Depeche Mode
Enjoy the Silence
Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Cant you understand
Oh my little girl
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasure remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
Nightwish
Nemo
This is me for forever
One of the lost ones
The one without a name
Without an honest heart as compass
This is me for forever
One without a name
These lines the last endeavor
To find the missing lifeline
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything
My flower
Withered between
The pages two and three
The once and forever bloom gone with my sins
Walk the dark path
Sleep with angels
Call the past for help
Touch me with your love
And reveal to me my true name
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
Oh how I wish to dream again
Once and for all
And all for once
Nemo my name for evermore
Nemo sailing home
Nemo letting go
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again
My loving heart
Lost in the dark
For hope I'd give my everything
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain
Oh how I wish to dream again
Once and for all
And all for once
Nemo my name for evermore
Nemo my name for evermore
Frank Sinatra
New York,New York
Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it, New York, New York
These vagabond shoes
Are longing to stray
And make a brand new start of it
New York, New York
I want to wake up in the city that never sleeps
To find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap
These little town blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old New York
If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you, New York, New York.
I want to wake up in the city that never sleeps
To find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap
These little town blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old New York
If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you, New York, New York.
Junior Senior
Move Your Feet
Don't stop, don't stop the feet
Won't stop, won't stop the beat
and GO
(Junior)
Chorus:
Everybody,
move you're feet,
and feel united ohohoh (2x)
Yeah, got the dance energy, oh yeah (4x)
(Senior)
d-d-don't stop the beat
I c-c-can't control the feet
p-p-people in the streets
com'on everybody, move you're feet
Don't stop, (don't stop) don't stop, the beat
I can't stop, (can't stop) can't stop the beat
I won't stop, won't stop (won't stop) the beat
And GO
(Junior)
Chorus
Everybody,
move you're feet,
and feel united ohohoh (2x)
Yeah, got the dance energy, oh yeah(3x)
(Senior)
s-s-sing my song and
y-y-you sing along, just
p-p-put my record on
and all of you're troubles are dead and gone
Don't stop, (don’t stop) don't stop, the beat
I can't stop, (can't stop) can't stop the beat
I won't stop, (won't stop) won't stop the beat
And GO
(Junior)
Chorus:
Everybody,
move you're feet,
and feel united ohohoh (2x)
Yeah,
Oh yeah (3x)
(Senior)
Don't stop, (don't stop) don't stop, the beat
I can't stop, (can't stop) can't stop the beat
I won't stop, (won't stop) won't stop the beat
‘N’ GO
(Junior)
Chorus (3x):
Everybody,
move you're feet,
and feel united ohohoh
Yeah
Phantom Planet
California
We’ve been on the run
Driving in the sun
Looking out for #1
California here we come
Right back where we started from
Hustlers grab your guns
Your shadow weighs a ton
Driving down the 101
California here we come
Right back where we started from
California!
Here we come!
On the stereo
Listen as we go
Nothing’s gonna stop me now
California here we come
Right back where we started from
Pedal to the floor
Thinkin’ of the roar
Gotta get us to the show
California here we come
Right back where we started from
California!
Here we come!
Cyndi Lauper
Time After Time
Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick,
and think of you
caught up in circles confusion--
is nothing new
Flashback--warm nights--
almost left behind
suitcases of memories,
time after--
sometimes you picture me--
I'm walking too far ahead
you're calling to me, I can't hear
what you've said--
Then you say--go slow--
I fall behind--
the second hand unwinds
chorus:
if you're lost you can look--and you will find me
time after time
if you fall I will catch you--I'll be waiting
time after time
after my picture fades and darkness has
turned to gray
watching through windows--you're wondering
if I'm OK
secrets stolen from deep inside
the drum beats out of time--
chorus:
if you're lost...
you said go slow--
I fall behind
the second hand unwinds--
chorus:
if you're lost...
...time after time
time after time
time after time
time after time
The Eagles
Hotel California
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be heaven or this could be hell’
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel california
Any time of year, you can find it here
Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the captain,
’please bring me my wine’
He said, ’we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin’ it up at the hotel california
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said ’we are all just prisoners here, of our own device’
And in the master’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can’t kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
’relax,’ said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!
Tina Turner
Proud Mary
Left a good job in the city,
Workin for the man evry night and day,
And I never lost one minute of sleepin,
Worryin bout the way things might have been.
Chorus:
Big wheel keep on turnin,
Proud mary keep on burnin,
Rollin, rollin, rollin on the river.
Cleaned a lot of plates in memphis,
Pumped a lot of pain down in new orleans,
But I never saw the good side of the city,
til I hitched a ride on a river boat queen.
Chorus
Rollin, rollin, rollin on the river.
If you come down to the river,
Bet you gonna find some people who live.
You dont have to worry cause you have no money,
People on the river are happy to give.
Chorus
Rollin, rollin, rollin on the river.
Rollin, rollin, rollin on the river.
Rollin, rollin, rollin on the river.
David Bowie
Heroes
I will be king
And you
You will be queen
Though nothing will
Drive them away
We can beat them
Just for one day
We can be Heroes
Just for one day
And you
You can be mean
And I
I'll drink all the time
'Cause we're lovers
And that is a fact
Yes we're lovers
And that is that
Though nothing
Will keep us together
We could steal time
Just for one day
We can be Heroes
For ever and ever
What d'you say
I
I wish you could swim
Like the dolphins
Like dolphins can swim
Though nothing
Will keep us together
We can beat them
For ever and ever
Oh we can be Heroes
Just for one day
I
I will be king
And you
You will be queen
Though nothing
Will drive them away
We can be Heroes
Just for one day
We can be us
Just for one day
I
I can remember
Standing
By the wall
And the guns
Shot above our heads
And we kissed
As though nothing could fall
And the shame
Was on the other side
Oh we can beat them
For ever and ever
Then we can be Heroes
Just for one day
We can be Heroes
We can be Heroes
We can be Heroes
Just for one day
We can be Heroes
We're nothing
And nothing will help us
Maybe we're lying
Then you better not stay
But we could be safer
Just for one day
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