četvrtak, 27.04.2006.

ALOHA!!!

Evo mene
danas u skoi nije bilo nista posebno
kada smo isli doma peppy mi je uzela mob
pa nisam znala di jenamcor
i mislila sam da je pobjegla s njim
isla sam na zbor (arghh)mad
i zaboravila da danas imam gitarubang
u 3 mi je sranjfeggio
joj kako mrzim ic tamoheadbangheadbangheadbangheadbang
u biti sve u svemu nis posebnonono
nasla sam na internetu jedan
zanimljivi dokaz
da djed mraz ne postoji
ako itko jos u to vjerujerofldeadrofldead

Na svijetu postoji otprilike 2 milijarde djece
(osoba ispod 18 godina).
Ipak, ako Djed Mraz ne posjećuje
Muslimane, hinduse, Židove i budiste,
količina posla na Božić se smanjuje na 15%,
odnosno 378 milijuna djece
(prema uredu za populacijske statistike).
Prema prosjeku od 3,5 djece po kućanstvu,
Djed Mraz mora posjetiti 108 milijuna domova,
ako pretpostavimo da u svakom danom kućanstvu
postoji barem jedno dobro dijete.

Djed Mraz na Božić ima na raspolaganju dan
koji traje oko 31 sat, zahvaljujući različitim
vremenskim zonama i Zemljinoj rotaciji
te ako pretpostavimo
da putuje s istoka na zapad
(to se čini logičnim) dobivamo rezultat da Djed Mraz
posjeti 967,7 kuća u sekundi.
Prema tome,
za svaki dobar kršćanski dom s dobrim djetetom,
Djed Mraz ima oko tisućinku (1/1000) sekunde
da zaustavi saonicee,
iskoči, uzme darove, uskoči u dimnjak,
napuni čarape, nađe bor,
ostavi ostatak darova pod borom,
popne se natrag kroz dimnjak,
uskoči u saonice i dođe do druge kuće.

Pretpostavljajući da je svih 108
milijuna zaustavljanja jednako raspoređeno po Zemlji
(samo u svrhe našeg proračuna),
govorimo o otprilike 1,24 km razmaka
od jedne do druge kuće;
iz čega proizlazi ukupan put od 120,8 milijuna km,
ne uključujući Božićnjakove odlaske na WC ili
stanke za jelo/piće.
Iz navedenog proizlazi da je brzina
Božićnjakovih saonica oko 1080 km/s
(3200 puta veća od brzine zvuka).
Za usporedbu, najbrže ikad stvoreno vozilo,
svemirska sonda Odisej, ide "svega" 45 km/s
(162000 km/h), a normalan jelen najviše
24 km/h odnosno 0,0066 km/s.

Teret saonica je također jedna vrlo zanimljiva stvar.
Pretpostavimo da svako dijete ne dobije
ništa više nego jednu kutiju Lego kockica
srednje veličine (860 grama).
Tada je ukupna težina tereta na Božićnjakovim saonicama
nešto veća od 500000 tona.
Na tlu normalan jelen ne može vući više od oko 138 kg.
Ako uzmemo da Božićnjakov leteći jelen
može vući 10 puta više,
Djed Božićnjak bi trebao oko 360000 letećih jelena
da povuku saonice.
Masa tolikog broja jelena povećava
sveukupnu masu saonica za oko 54000 tona,
odnosno za 7 puta mase "Kraljice Elizabete"
(broda, ne vladarice).

Oko 600000 tona, putujući brzinom od 1080 km/s,
stvara nezamisliv otpor zraka -
takav otpor kakav bi zagrijao jelene
toliko jako koliko se zagrije svemirski brod
koji ponovo ulazi u Zemljinu atmosferu.
Prednji par jelena bi sagorio s oko 14,3 kvintilijarde đula.
Ukratko, taj bi se par, čim bi krenuo,
pretvorio u nimalo lijep prizor živih baklji
izlažući vatri jelene iza njih te dovodeći do
lančane reakcije u kojoj bi svih 360000 jelena
izgorjelo za oko 4,26 tisućina sekunde,
odnosno točno na vrijeme da Djed Mraz
dođe do pete kuće na svome putu.

Djed Mraz bi, kao rezultat akceleracije s 0 km/s
na 1080 km/s u tisućinki sekunde,
bio izložen akceleracijskoj sili 17,5
tisuća puta maloga g (gravitacija),
tj. 175000 m/s2. Djed Mraz mase 115 kg
(što je vrlo malo za Djeda Mraza)
bio bi prikovan za zadnji dio svojih saonica s
1984906,9 N (newtona) sile,
i to bi mu trenutačno smrvilo kosti i organe
pretvarajući ga u kašastu
ljubičastocrvenkastu tekućinu.

Iz ovog se, relativno trivijalnog, dokaza
jasno vidi da Djed Mraz ne postoji!deaddeaddeadzujonut


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[Introduction]
Yeah...
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My own words I guess...

[Verse 1]
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
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[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
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And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
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Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
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Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
"Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..

[Chorus/Outro]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...