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Hey You .. 
Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you, standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?
Hey you, don’t help them to bury the light
Don’t give in without a fight.

Hey you, out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Hey you, with you ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out
Would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, I’m coming home.

But it was only fantasy.
The wall was too high,
As you can see.
No matter how he tried,
He could not break free.
And the worms ate into his brain.

Hey you, standing in the road
Always doing what you’re told,
Can you help me?
Hey you, out there beyond the wall,
Breaking bottles in the hall,
Can you help me?
Hey you, don’t tell me there’s no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall.





neki od idojotizama 
"skidaj ono s bloga da te ne bi skinula i obesila na sred trga"
*leyla.zorg - facebook

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
*Henry Youngman

"Preporuchujem groblje kao mesto oporavka"
*

"Sex is like money; only too much is enough."
*John Updike

"jednom uvek - uvek uvek"
*

"Imate li kriminalni dosije?"
"Boze blagi, nisam znao da se to ovde josh zahteva."
*britanski vic o ulasku u Australiju


"Bart, with $10000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!"
*Homer Simpson

"Nisu to noobovi, nego idioti. noobovi su ljudi koji tek pocinju, a ovi su zatucane budale, koje samo trce i ne slusaju nista!"
*Aizen

"prvi korak u reshavanju problema je ignorisanje problema"
*potpuno sam ozbiljan

"kad bih razmishljao kako da zavrshim ne bih ni pochinjao"
*zivotna filozofija

"automatski potvrdator"
*odnosi se na izveshtaj da je neko primio vash sms. (nisam bio toliko pijan, samo nisam mogao da se setim)

"dok pijesh, shta god da ti sipaju - u redu je"
*mislim da je pokojni deda ovo izjavio

"u okachmentu"
*svojevrstan prevod attachmenta.

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
* Steve Martin

"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
* Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
* Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
* Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!)

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams

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bestidno pastovano sa tudjeg bloga;


Nema me više u tvojim molitvama,
više me putem ne prate.
A noć mi preti, ponoć i pusta tama,
kad me se samo dohvate.

Više me ne voliš,
kad se vraćam nisi budna,
ne goriš,
gasne naša zvezda čudna,
lažna, srebrna stvar.

Daleko putujem,
vetar nudi neke rime,
kupujem,
pristaju uz tvoje ime,
dva, tri stiha na dar.

Ne slušam više šta šapućeš dok snivaš,
plaši me koga pominješ.
I sve si dalja, a sve mi bliža bivaš,
kao da opet počinje...

Ali me ne voliš,
to se uvek drugom desi,
govoriš,
ali više ne znam gde si,
da li neko to zna?

Šta sam uradio?
Kakva tužna humoreska!
Gradio
ispod gradova od peska
dubok bezdan bez dna

(posveceno svim devojkama koje me (vishe) ne vole. da - chak i Goci)

 30.03.2006., četvrtak

borba za hotel "Interkontinental Beograd"

Inter~continental Beograd post je napisan iz ugla obezbedjenja hotela, firma Progard.

- progard je u interu do 08.04.2006. shto znachi da 8mog ujutru smenu preuzimaju "sokolovi" (soko security, neka leva firma, nema ih ni na netu, povezani su sa flash securityjem)
postoji jako mala shansa (u domenu nauchne fantastike) da progard ostane u interu.
s obzirom da starom direktoru (koji je sada menadzer ispred korporacije "interkontinental") ne odgovara novo obezbedjenje (koje je i dobilo posao zato shto je povezano sa SPO).
inache i novi direktor Ivica je povezan sa SPOom (stranka koja je preuzele genex). hotel je inache u sklopu genexa iako pokushava da se odvoji (s obzirom da je jedini pored genex-apartmana u plusu).
e bash o tom odvajanju hotela je rech ovde.
bilo je planirano da hotel odvoji svoj rachun od genexovog u (tamo neki) ponedeljak.
a novi direktor,Ivica, je doshao u (tamo neki) petak..
i to je doshao sa nekim likovima koji su nosili motke i pajsere, miljan i ostali ga nisu pustili u sluzbene prostorije, pa su se onda njih dvojica dogovarali pa je tako ispalo da je ivica direktor (koji planira da privatizuje/proda hotel shto pre) a Miljan direktor/menadzer interkontinental korporacije.
zahvaljujuci chijem imenu inter i ima 5 zvezdica (inache zasluzuje 3)

enivej - ovih dana se ochekuje rasplet.
tj da miljan izbaci novog direktora.
mislim da ce prethodno da otvore sopstveni rachun (mislim na hotel)
radnicima je vec recheno (od strane Ivice) da ce da dobijaju minimalac.
i ovako su nezadovoljni i ne znaju kojeg direktora da slushaju. mada se ivica i ne mesha neshto u poslovanje. mozda greshim. finansijski direktor Zorica Baoshic je smenjena. kao i josh neke bitnije osobe.

zakljuchak, tj trach koji sam chuo je da ce miljan (uz 100% podrshku radnika) izbaciti
Ivicu i odvojiti hotel od genexa.
neko reche da ce to biti 4og aprila.
ako se neshto i dogodi bice uskoro, dok je josh progard u hotelu. jer chim "sokolovi" dodju branice Ivicu (na istoj su strani, spo), za razliku od progarda koji su za sada neutralni.
tako da ispada da miljanu (a pogotovu shefu obezbedjenja Milanu Stolici) odgovara sadashnje obezbedjenje. miljan je inache hteo da skloni pogard i dovede neke druge ali sad situacija nije vishe mirnodopska :)

ke sera - sera

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies

Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

- 16:26 - Speak to me (7) - Chitaj u WCu - #

 27.03.2006., ponedjeljak

.. To DO !

s obzirom da u poslednje vreme nisam imao mnogo slobodnog vremena, zapoostijo sam blog. tj blogovanje ..(otish`0 sam na blog-bolovanje). toliko je loshe da mi se deshava da danima ne pogledam ni svoj blog :(

enivej - toliko prijatelja me kritikuje da se ne javljam, ne dolazim, ni poruku da poshaljem (pazi kad mi goca kaze da sam se uobrazio). posao je (naravno) kriv. (zanimljivo kako ja nikad nisam kriv).
pa kad vec ne pishem nishta pametno napisacu podsetnik. tako da kad sledeci poot pogledam znam shta sam sve zaboravio ..

dakle;
- nazovi Anu
- vrati Jeleni knjigu (konju! zapisao si to u telefonu a stalno odlazesh. poshalji joj i "paranoju u las vegasu" kad se konachno sredish)
- chuj se sa Kimijem, otidji do njega.
- kupi memoriju. i grafichku. dok josh imash neshto novca (da si pametan uradio bi to pre nego shto si postao ujak)
- nadji vremena u Aprilu/Travnju (ali ne 1og) da organizujesh blog okupljanje u panchevu. (valjda cesh posle 8mog da predjesh na neki normalan objekat sa 'normalnim' radnim vremenom. mada, u krajnjoj liniji mozesh ti to i da organizujesh pa da se ne pojavish na okupljanju, snaci ce se oni i bez tebe)
- sredi neki godishnji odmor pa da odesh do Saleta u Bjeljinu (o5 prokleti pos`o)
- ne zaboravi u poluvremenu da odesh s Nevenom na tamno pivo
- odspavaj koliko treba (nespavanje nije reshenje za nedostatak vremena)
- dogovori se sa ortacima iz JNA da se vidite
- otidji do Mixe (ako ne zbog choveka onda bar da napoonish hard filmovima)
- za dlaku da zaboravish na tulum sa Jovicem i Srxom (wu-Hoo). samo proveri kad radish.
- uzmi svoj (stari) hard od duce
- nauchi da vezujesh kravatu (stalno to odlazesh, idiote, trebalo bi da te je sramota)
- kreni sad na posao, vidi koliko je sati !!

Sviće.
Sam dim i prašina.
Eto sta je ostalo od krika pobednika.

Tužna jutra su bez ptica,
kao da je neko isključio ton.

Naša priča nema kraja.
Jednostavno teče kao mrtva reka.
Samo teško bolestan,
sebe vidi k'o čoveka.

Ako imaš s kim i gde
ti se nastani.
Nemoj da ti kao meni prođu dani.
Ja ne umem da ti kažem ko sam.

Trudni naftaš krsti popa.
Godišnji je odmor, pa trenutno nema boga.
Curi znoj - to zove obnova,
sa pet kraka, a sa čet'ri slova.

Ispred tuge čuči sumnja.
Zagrizi je i preseci.
Ordenje na mrtva tela,
jel' to mora, ti mi reci.

Ako imaš s kim i gde
ti se nastani.
Nemoj da ti kao meni prođu dani.
Ja ne umem da ti kažem ko sam.

Preko glave leti sačma.
Heroje nebesa zovu.
Pogled cedio kroz prste,
sedeo sam sam na krovu.

Novi dan i novi loto.
Svaka nagrada je pepeo i prah.
Ne kockaj se sa životom,
Gaji ljubav, poštuj strah.

Ako imaš s kim i gde...

- 16:37 - Speak to me (7) - Chitaj u WCu - #

 10.03.2006., petak

Vratite Nam Postove ! !

liberate tute me ex infernis zanimljivo je da sam do pre par dana mislio da je definicija "pravog" blogera;
- napravish blog
- obrishesh blog
- vratish se blogovanju ..
.. u poluvremenu odesh na jedno okupljanje blogera (ili vishe) ..[ovaj deo je izgleda izvuchen iz islama, samo lakshe je otici na blogerijadu nego u Meku .. valjda]

enivej, dug boravak na blog.hr.u me je valjda opametio pa sad mislim da nema potrebe obrisati blog ..mislim - pa uradice to oni sami :)
nishta neobichno ako ti se par postova izgubi u sayber speysu :))
i ako ponekad ne mozesh da komentirash ..
a i zanimljivo je kad (nekom chudnom greshkom) komentar ostavish na nekom potpoono nepoznatom blogu..

da ne budem bash kritichan, reklamni odeljak blog.hr.a "Yebe Kewu!" svaka im chas`
sa druge strane tehnichko odeljenje je u jednom primerku autostoperskog vodicha kroz galaksiju definisano kao; "oni koje ce prve uza zid kad pochne blogerska revolucija"

dodushe ipak mozete dobiti nazad izgubljene postove .. izgleda da su na http://naziv.arhiva.blog.hr .. hmm, "up on closer inspection" izgleda da je to nechija kopija bloga .. mada mozete ostaviti komentar u stilu; VRATITE NAM POSTOVE" ..
ili mozda ne mozete (ja nisam mogao)? probajte

naravouchenije;
izgubljene postove vam niko nece vratiti.
morace te sami da ih nadjete i objavite ponovo.
valjda se podrazumeva da su komentari nebitni i da vashi virtuelni prijatelji i onako nisu imali shta da kazu...

primer;
ostavite komentar na naziv.arhiva.blog i vidite gde ce da zavrshi ..

Goodbye to you, my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we climbed hills and trees
Learned of Love and ABC's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees

Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I’ll be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had Seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just Seasons out of time

Goodbye Papa, please pray for me
I was the Black Sheep of the Family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along

Goodbye Papa, it's hard to die
When all the bird's are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little Children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the Seasons have all gone

We had joy, we had fun, we had Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song, like the Seasons, have all gone

Goodbye Michelle, my little one
You gave me Love and helped me find the sun
And every time when I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground

Goodbye Michelle, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there

All our lives we had fun, we had Seasons in the sun
but the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach

We had joy, we had fun, we had Seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach

We had joy, we had fun, we had Seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song, like the Seasons, have all gone

- 17:01 - Speak to me (7) - Chitaj u WCu - #