Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you, standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?
Hey you, don’t help them to bury the light
Don’t give in without a fight.
Hey you, out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Hey you, with you ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out
Would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, I’m coming home.
But it was only fantasy.
The wall was too high,
As you can see.
No matter how he tried,
He could not break free.
And the worms ate into his brain.
Hey you, standing in the road
Always doing what you’re told,
Can you help me?
Hey you, out there beyond the wall,
Breaking bottles in the hall,
Can you help me?
Hey you, don’t tell me there’s no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall.
neki od idojotizama
"skidaj ono s bloga da te ne bi skinula i obesila na sred trga" *leyla.zorg - facebook
"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
*Henry Youngman
"Preporuchujem groblje kao mesto oporavka"
*
"Sex is like money; only too much is enough."
*John Updike
"jednom uvek - uvek uvek"
*
"Imate li kriminalni dosije?"
"Boze blagi, nisam znao da se to ovde josh zahteva."
*britanski vic o ulasku u Australiju
"Bart, with $10000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!"
*Homer Simpson
"Nisu to noobovi, nego idioti. noobovi su ljudi koji tek pocinju, a ovi su zatucane budale, koje samo trce i ne slusaju nista!"
*Aizen
"prvi korak u reshavanju problema je ignorisanje problema"
*potpuno sam ozbiljan
"kad bih razmishljao kako da zavrshim ne bih ni pochinjao"
*zivotna filozofija
"automatski potvrdator"
*odnosi se na izveshtaj da je neko primio vash sms. (nisam bio toliko pijan, samo nisam mogao da se setim)
"dok pijesh, shta god da ti sipaju - u redu je"
*mislim da je pokojni deda ovo izjavio
"u okachmentu"
*svojevrstan prevod attachmenta.
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
* Steve Martin
"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
* Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
* Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
* Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!)
"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams
Nema me više u tvojim molitvama,
više me putem ne prate.
A noć mi preti, ponoć i pusta tama,
kad me se samo dohvate.
Više me ne voliš,
kad se vraćam nisi budna,
ne goriš,
gasne naša zvezda čudna,
lažna, srebrna stvar.
Daleko putujem,
vetar nudi neke rime,
kupujem,
pristaju uz tvoje ime,
dva, tri stiha na dar.
Ne slušam više šta šapućeš dok snivaš,
plaši me koga pominješ.
I sve si dalja, a sve mi bliža bivaš,
kao da opet počinje...
Ali me ne voliš,
to se uvek drugom desi,
govoriš,
ali više ne znam gde si,
da li neko to zna?
Šta sam uradio?
Kakva tužna humoreska!
Gradio
ispod gradova od peska
dubok bezdan bez dna
(posveceno svim devojkama koje me (vishe) ne vole. da - chak i Goci)
10.07.2005., nedjelja
lako je tudjim kurcem gloginje mlatiti
povodom;
KILAVCI!!!!! ne daj boze da se neshto desi pa da vam daju pushku u ruke a vi pitate-jel ovo kuva kafu ili shta??? nemate pojma shta tjete sa tim , a dok razmishljate, kokne vas onaj s druge strane snajperom u glavu! jbt koja to devojka hotje mlakonju koji nema snage da izdrzi sve mekshu "torturu" (cvrc) koja se josh skratjuje??? mamini sinovi!!! pola zivota provedete ne radetji nishta a strashno vam da budete 6-9-12 meseci van kutje(ionako ste svaki vikend van kasarne)! tamo nema mame da kuva i chisti za vama jel??? ma daaaaaaaj!!!!!!! (Blenta 07.07.2005. 09:24)
dakle;
1. svi znaju da pooshka ne kuva kaffu (iako moze da obezbedi istu), svi gledaju TV i svak` bi znao da je koristi. ne trebaju visoke vojne shkole, naprotiv. U miru vasheg doma nauchicete mnogo vishe nego "naprednom JNA tehnologijom"
2."dok razmishljate, kokne vas onaj s druge strane snajperom u glavu"
osim shto su gubici u jedinici najmanji od dejstva snajperske vatre (artiljerija uglavnom eikasno obavi "svoj posao") niko ne stoji ne chisitini i "razmislja" shta ce sa pooshkom ..
(uglavnom se iz "debelog" zaklona samo izbaci oruzje i puca dugim rafalima bez ikakvog nishanjenja ..bar 90% metaka se ispali tako)
3.mislim da nijedna devojka nije bash looda za tim da joj "najdrazi" bude odsutan toliko dugo (osim ako je mazohista ili ga ne voli) ..
a to da dolazi svaki vikend .. hmm..
za ovih 8 meseci koliko sam proveo u zelenom, "prokleti izvidjachi" su me pustili na chak5 wikenda ..
da li je to "svaki vikend van kasarne" ostavicu nekom ko studira matematiku da izrachuna ..
4. a i "sve mekshu torturu" bi pozeleo nekom koga mrzim ..
da prezivi bar mesec dana u 3. cheti pod maj. Pajicem (pajor majic), kIk Panicem i pPor. Kolundzicem (dechko sa 1ooo lica) ..
5. i za kraj shta reci osim paste.ovati neshto sa IcQ.a i reci "sledecim generacijama" da vishe igraju ratne igrice a manje drze pooshke u ruci ..
vishe ce tako nauchiti a bice manje krvi, znoja i suza ..
IcQ part;
on; a blenta?
ja; hm, osim shto je zapela da me otera u qurac ovako kilavog ..
nishta posebno
on; hm to me i brine, ponasha se ko da je bila snajperista u okolini sarajeva
ja; da ..
on; i da je jela gliste ukopana duboko u dzunglama Kambodze
ja; mislim da cu da napishem post na tu temu ..
ja; ali to cu kasnije . .
ja; sad idem da se igram ..
ja; (previshe ljudi je poginulo od mojom komandom da bih mogao mirno da spavam)