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Hey You .. 
Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you, standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?
Hey you, don’t help them to bury the light
Don’t give in without a fight.

Hey you, out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Hey you, with you ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out
Would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, I’m coming home.

But it was only fantasy.
The wall was too high,
As you can see.
No matter how he tried,
He could not break free.
And the worms ate into his brain.

Hey you, standing in the road
Always doing what you’re told,
Can you help me?
Hey you, out there beyond the wall,
Breaking bottles in the hall,
Can you help me?
Hey you, don’t tell me there’s no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall.





neki od idojotizama 
"skidaj ono s bloga da te ne bi skinula i obesila na sred trga"
*leyla.zorg - facebook

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
*Henry Youngman

"Preporuchujem groblje kao mesto oporavka"
*

"Sex is like money; only too much is enough."
*John Updike

"jednom uvek - uvek uvek"
*

"Imate li kriminalni dosije?"
"Boze blagi, nisam znao da se to ovde josh zahteva."
*britanski vic o ulasku u Australiju


"Bart, with $10000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!"
*Homer Simpson

"Nisu to noobovi, nego idioti. noobovi su ljudi koji tek pocinju, a ovi su zatucane budale, koje samo trce i ne slusaju nista!"
*Aizen

"prvi korak u reshavanju problema je ignorisanje problema"
*potpuno sam ozbiljan

"kad bih razmishljao kako da zavrshim ne bih ni pochinjao"
*zivotna filozofija

"automatski potvrdator"
*odnosi se na izveshtaj da je neko primio vash sms. (nisam bio toliko pijan, samo nisam mogao da se setim)

"dok pijesh, shta god da ti sipaju - u redu je"
*mislim da je pokojni deda ovo izjavio

"u okachmentu"
*svojevrstan prevod attachmenta.

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
* Steve Martin

"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
* Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
* Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
* Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!)

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams

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bestidno pastovano sa tudjeg bloga;


Nema me više u tvojim molitvama,
više me putem ne prate.
A noć mi preti, ponoć i pusta tama,
kad me se samo dohvate.

Više me ne voliš,
kad se vraćam nisi budna,
ne goriš,
gasne naša zvezda čudna,
lažna, srebrna stvar.

Daleko putujem,
vetar nudi neke rime,
kupujem,
pristaju uz tvoje ime,
dva, tri stiha na dar.

Ne slušam više šta šapućeš dok snivaš,
plaši me koga pominješ.
I sve si dalja, a sve mi bliža bivaš,
kao da opet počinje...

Ali me ne voliš,
to se uvek drugom desi,
govoriš,
ali više ne znam gde si,
da li neko to zna?

Šta sam uradio?
Kakva tužna humoreska!
Gradio
ispod gradova od peska
dubok bezdan bez dna

(posveceno svim devojkama koje me (vishe) ne vole. da - chak i Goci)

 30.09.2004., četvrtak

I wanna be forever young

moj Srdjane kad u vojsku podjesh .. zashto sam ovako pokisao a napolju je prelep vedar dan (bez oblachka)?
pa ..
u pitanju je losha vest i ne tako losha vest ..

Losha vest;
- 1 decembar
ne tako losha vest;
- veza (+ generalshtab)

I to su me "spakovali" u jednom danu ..
Pregledi;
"o, pa ti si zdrava stabilna lichnost .. "
"ko? ja?"
Udaranje pechata;
"evo Srdjane pa ako bog da u decembru u vojsku"
"hmm .. pa ne bih bash decembar, mozda je bolji mart?"
vojni odsek;
"aha - sposoban, dakle idesh prvog decembra"
"ali ja nisam ni rod dobio"
"nema frke. regrutna komisija je dole - samo tebe chekaju"
Regrutna komisija;
"hmm .. ma ne brini, dacemo ti neshto blizu .. hmm, recimo .. veza!
to ti je bash lepo - mesec i po u Gornjem milanovcu ili Uzicu i posle ce te prebace za Generalshtab"
"ahh . .super .. "
"e pa Srdjane - chestitam"
"(pokislo) hvala"

najbolja rechenica danas
(od druga koji takodje ide u decembru);

"ma nemoj da se brinesh - chekace te!"

nisam se brinuo dok mi to nije rekao . . .

Mother, do you think they’ll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they’ll like this song?
Mother, do you think they’ll try to break my balls?
Ooooowaa mother, should I build a wall?

Mother, should I run for president?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Ooooowaa is it just a waste of time?

Hush, my baby. baby, don’t you cry.
Momma’s gonna make all of your nightmares come true.
Momma’s gonna put all of her fears into you.
Momma’s gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She won’t let you fly, but she might let you sing.
Momma’s gonna keep baby cozy and warm.
Oooo babe.
Oooo babe.
Ooo babe, of course momma’s gonna help build a wall.

Mother, do you think she’s good enough,
For me?
Mother, do you think she’s dangerous,
To me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Ooooowaa mother, will she break my heart?

Hush, my baby. baby, don’t you cry.
Momma’s gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.
Momma won’t let anyone dirty get through.
Momma’s gonna wait up until you get in.
Momma will always find out where you’ve been.
Momma’s gonna keep baby healthy and clean.
Oooo babe.
Oooo babe.
Ooo babe, you’ll always be baby to me.

Mother, did it need to be so high?

- 14:12 - Speak to me (14) - Chitaj u WCu - #