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10.07.2009., petak

I'm having sex with the man who sold the world

Moja stara si je utuvila u glavu da je svinjska gripa dosla u hrvatsku (mislim da se hrvatsku piše velko al nema veze)...
Uglavnom dobila je još jedan razlog da mi na slamku pije mozak i još puše u čašu da se stvaraju mjehurići ko da je moj mozak mljeko (namjerno napisano neispravno)...

Dolazi kraj svijeta: Svinjska gripa,
inflacija (dobro toga još nema al bit će),
neplaćanje plaća...

A ko mene kaj pita i ja imam pustinju u novčaniku...
Najrađe bi da me posvoji Britney Spears

Primili ste poruku od Alex
Alex: Kako smo danas?
Rosie: Ko država samo kaj ne vladam buahahahaha
Alex: I kaj bi ti da te Britney posvoji?
Rosie: Prvo bi joj poslala očajno pismo u kojem joj preičam kak me starci zlostavljaju i batinama i seksualno i kako se želim ubiti...
Na to bi me ona posvojila (čime bi napravila najveću pogrešku u svom životu)...
A onda bi ju ja sterala u ludaru ko što to sad svojem starom radim, no razlika je u tome kaj bi njoj pobrala svu lovu a starome nemam kaj...
Alex: dobro kad bi ju već tak uništila prvo bi meni dala da ju poseksam???
Rosie: Da naravno, alex...
Alex: završit ćemo u paklu
Rosie: Živjeli ateisti
Alex: Dobro a sad izmoli pet očenaša i zdravo marijo
Rosie: Oče naš ako si pri ruci hajde me zatuci... Zdravo Marijo rajska djevo odumrlo mi slijepo crijevo
...

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You say I'm looking really bad,
you say I'm looking really sick
And I don't even care
I never really did
So when push comes to shove
and I slap you in the face
Just remember one thing...
When its time to fill the void
my whole life has been destroyed
And everyone around me says my time is running out
I refuse to surrender, I refuse to surrender
So when I'm out of control
and I'm out of my mind
Just remember one thing,
I think I'm just fine
So catch me when I fall,
I won't remember anything at all
So catch me when I fall...

I almost told you that i love you- papa roach

You know I love it when you're down on your knees
And I'm a junky for the way that you please
You shut me up when you swallow me down
My back to the wall you're going to town

I almost told you that I loved you
Thank god I didn't 'cause it would've been a lie
I say the damnedest things when you're on top of me
I almost told you that I loved you

I hate to say it but it has to be said
You look so fragile as I fuck with your head
I know it shouldn't but it's getting me on
If sex is the drug then what is the cause?

I almost told you that I loved you
Thank god I didn't 'cause it would've been a lie
I say the damnedest things when you're on top of me
I almost told you that I loved you

I'm not the one that you want, not the one that you need
My love is like a fucking disease
You can give me your hand, you can make your demands
I'm the hardest motherfucker to please

I almost told you that I loved you
Thank god I didn't 'cause it would've been a lie
I say the damnedest things when you're on top of me
I almost told you that I loved you

I almost told you that I loved you
Thank god I didn't 'cause it would've been a lie
I say the damnedest things when you're on top of me
I almost told you that I loved you