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"wOe tO yoU, Oh Earth aNd SeA, foR tHe DeVil senDs thE
bEast wIth wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him wHo hath underStanding reCkon the number of the
beast for it is a hiuman number, its number is Six Hundred And
Sixty Six."
Marija(Mare)
Elaie(Eli)
Škola:PRHG-jezični smjer
Slušamo:
-Strano: Van Halen, Whitesnake, Queen, Bon Jovi
-Naše: Prljavo Kazalište, Bijelo Dugme, Divlje Jagode
NaJ PjEsMe:::
MOTHER RUSSIA
Mother Russia how are you sleeping
Middle winter cold winds blow
From the trees the snowflakes drifting
Swirling round like ghosts in the snow
Mother Russia poetry majestic
Tells the time of a great empire
Turning round the old man ponders
Reminiscing an age gone by
Mother Russia
Dance of the czars
Hold up your heads
Be proud of what you are
Now it has come
Freedom at last
Turning the tides of history
And your past
Mother Russia
Dance of the stars
Hold up your heads
Remember who you are
Can you release
The anger the grief
Can you be happy
Now your people are free
OUT OF THE SILENT PLANET
Out of the silent planet, out of the silent planet we are
Out of the silent planet, out of the silent planet we are
Out of the silent planet, out of the silent planet we are
Out of the silent planet, out of the silent planet we are
Withered hands, withered bodies begging for salvation
Deserted by the hand of gods of their own creation
Nations cry underneath decaying skies above
You are guilty, the punishment is death for all who live
The punishment is death for all who live
Out of the silent planet, dreams of desolation
Out of the silent planet, come the demons of creation
Out of the silent planet, dreams of desolation
Out of the silent planet, come the demons of creation
The killing fields, the grinding wheels crushed by equilibrium
Separate lives no more disguise, no more second chances
Haggard wisdom spitting out the bitter taste of hate
I accuse you before you know the crime its all too late
Before you know the crime its all too late
Out of the silent planet, dreams of desolation
Out of the silent planet, come the demons of creation
Out of the silent planet, dreams of desolation
Out of the silent planet, come the demons of creation
Out of the silent planet, out of the silent planet we are
Out of the silent planet, out of the silent planet we are
Out of the silent planet, dreams of desolation
Out of the silent planet, come the demons of creation
Out of the silent planet, dreams of desolation
Out of the silent planet, come the demons of creation
Out of the silent planet, out of the silent planet we are
Out of the silent planet, out of the silent planet we are
Out of the silent planet, out of the silent planet we are
Out of the silent planet, out of the silent planet we are
Out of the silent planet, out of the silent planet we are
Out of the silent planet, out of the silent planet we are
HALLOWED BY THE NAME
Im waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime
Reflecting on my past life and it doesnt have much time
Cos at 5 oclock they take me to the gallows pole
The sands of time for me are running low
When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sights
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me
Can it be theres some sort of error
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end not some crazy dream
Somebody please tell me that Im dreaming
Its not so easy to stop from screaming
But words escape me when I try to speak
Tears they flow but why am I crying
After all I am not afraid of dying
Dont believe that there is never an end
As the guards march me out to the courtyard
Someone calls from a cell God be with you
If theres a God then why has he let me die?
As I walk all my life drifts before me
And though the end is near Im not sorry
Catch my soul cos its willing to fly away
Mark my words please believe my soul lives on
Please dont worry now that I have gone
Ive gone beyond to see the truth
When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then youll begin to understand
Life down there is just a strange illusion.
Volimo: Izlazit, spavat, pit, još jednom spavat,dva decka,malibu sprite(eli) i amaro(mare)
TOSE PROESKI(1981-2007)
-skolovan muzicar,imao je super glas,sudjelovao je u mnogim humanitarnim akcijama,bio je unicefov ambasador,volio je whitesnake i bon jovija...ful mi je zao...nisam ga slusala al ipak...
jako je mlad otiso...
REST IN PEACE
...Only the good die young
All the evil seems to live forever...-i.maiden
..One by one
Only the good die young
They're only flying too close to the sun
And life goes on -
Without you...-brian may
THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six."
I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind
What did I see can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy
Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me
'Cos in my dream it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair
The night was black was no use holding back
'Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
Was this all for real or some kind of hell
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released
Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight
This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
They seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid their eyes
666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you and me
I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it's course
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Za dizajn:
Gadura
Drvo sranja
Darky
Running from the nightmare
In the middle of the road
Hell's no place for sleeping
In a world beyond control
Caught in the headlights
Coming after you
When I woke up this morning
I had to do what I gotta do
Blast me to Heaven for loving you
Blast me to Heaven for loving you
Speed
Give me what I need
Yeah
White lightning
Let's speed, on speed
On wheels, on wheels
Speed
Oh, let it bleed
Yeah
Greased lightning
Let's speed, on speed
On wheels, on wheels
I've seen a train full of pain
On the edge of overload
We're in Heaven, baby
You are gonna implode
I've got these crazy feelings
That I can't explain
I've gotta save you baby
Or I'll die in vain
Blast me to Heaven for loving you
I said blast me to Heaven just for loving you
I said speed
Give me what I need
Yeah
White lightning
Let's speed, on speed
On wheels, on wheels
Speed
Oh, let it bleed
Yeah
Greased lightning
Let's speed, on speed
On wheels, on wheels
Blast me to Heaven for loving you
I said blast me to Heaven for loving you
Now I'm rushing on the run, yeah
I wanna have me some fun
I'll speed
Give me what I need
Oh, set me free
Let's speed
On wheels, on wheels, on wheels
Said speed
Oh, let it bleed
Yeah
White lightning
Let's speed, on speed
On wheels, on wheels
Com'on
I said speed, speed
Give me what I need
I said speed, speed
Give me what I need
Alright
Billy Idol-Rebel yell
Last night a little dancer
Came dancin to my door
Last night a little angel
Came pumping on the floor
She said a come baby
Ive got a license for love
And if it expires
Pray help from above
Because
In the midnight hour
She cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell
She cried more, more, more
Owww
In the midnight hour, babe
More, more, more
With a rebel yell
More, more, more
More, more, more
She dont like slavery
She wont sit and beg
But when Im tired and lonely
She sees me to bed
What set you free
And brought you to me, babe
What set you free
I need you here by me
Because
In the midnight hour
She cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell
She cried more, more, more
Wowww
In the midnight hour, babe
More, more, more
With a rebel yell
More, more, more
He lives in his own heaven
Collects it to go from the seven eleven
Well hes out all night to collect a fare
Just so long, just so long it dont mess up his hair
Oww ha
I walk the ward for you, babe
A thousand miles with you
I dried your tears of pain
A million times for you
Id sell my soul for you, babe
For money to burn for you
Id give you all and have none, babe
Just a, just a, just a, just a
To have you here by me
Because
In the midnight hour
She cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell
She cried more, more, more
Wowww
In the midnight hour, babe
More, more, more
With a rebel yell
She cried more, more, more
More, more, more
Oo yeah, a little baby
She want more
More, more, more, more, more
Oo yeah, a little angel
She want more
More, more, more, more, more
Billy Idol-Cradle of love
Well rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yes the cradle of love dont rock easily its true
Well rock the cradle of love
I rocked the cradle of love
Yes the cradle of love dont rock easily its true
Well now
It burned like a ball of fire
When the rebel took a little child bride
To tease yeah so go easy yeah
Cause love cutts a million ways
Shakes the devil when he missbehaves
I aint nobodys fool
Come on shake it up
Whatever I do
Rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yes the cradle of love dont rock easily its true
Sent from heaven above thats right
To rob the cradle of love
Yes the pages of dont talk decently its true
Yeah flesh for your romeo
Ah yeah baby
I hear you moan
Its easy yknow how to please me yeah
This love starts my rollin train
You cant stop it
It aint in vain
I aint nobodys fool
Come on shake it up
Whatever you do
These are the wages of love
Rock the cradle of love
These are the wages of love
Ooh yeah
Rock the cradle
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Well it burned like a ball of fire
When the rebel took a little child bride
To tease yeah I know how to pleas you yeah
Well my love starts a rollin train
You cant stop it
It aint in vain
I aint nobodys fool
Come on shake it up
Wathever I do
Rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Sent from heaven above
Thats right
To rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yeah cradle of love
Thats me mama
I robbed the devil of love
All right
Cradle of love
If you teaze me tonight
If you sleaze me all right
If you appeaze me tonight
And let me ease you
Cradle of love
Divlje jagode-Krivo je more
Ti, ti si ga upoznala jedne ljetne veceri
On, on te poljubio dok more se pjenilo
I ti si se zaljubila mada nisi htjela to
Krivo je more
Znaj ljeto je varljivo, a srce ti zavodljivo
Kuci kad si dosla ti, znala si da si u zabludi
A to vece uz mora sum, Od srece sva si blistala
Krivo je more
Bijelo dugme-Nakon svih ovih godina
Tebi je lako jer ti imas mene,
A sta sam zato dobio
Na kraju ces me ostaviti,
E, to bi i blesav vidio
Poneka ljubav mozda i vrijedi bola,
Moja i tvoja vise ne
Jer ti si samo trag u pjesku,
Gorka brazda koja nestane
Danas otvaram oci nakon
Svih ovih godina
Niti ja voljeh tebe nit' si
Ti mene voljela
Samo stara navika je ostala
Poneka ljubav mozda i vrijedi bola,
Moja i tvoja vise ne
Jer ti si samo trag u pjesku,
Gorka brazda koja nestane
Danas otvaram oci nakon
Svih ovih godina
Niti ja voljeh tebe nit' si
Ti mene voljela
Samo stara navika je ostala
Danas otvaram oci nakon
Svih ovih godina
Niti ja voljeh tebe nit' si
Ti mene voljela
Samo stara navika je ostala
Danas otvaram oci nakon
Svih ovih godina
Gibonni-Zlatne godine
Noc bez zvijezda, gradovi bez imena i moja sjecanja
Tragovi kocenja na cestama sto vode do neba
A bio sam na kraju svijeta sam, bez tebe korak do dna
Sam protiv svih na kraju vremena, a gdje si ostala ti
Zlatne godine i duge sjene
Pomoli se za nase vrijeme
Jednu svijecu ljubavi
Zapali za mene
Hladna kisa moje noci umiva tvojim suzama
Nije zivot posuo sa ruzama sva moja sjecanja
A bio sam na kraju svijeta sam, bez tebe korak do dna
Sam protiv svih na kraju vremena, a gdje si ostala ti
Whitesnake-Here I go again
I dont know where I'm going
But, I sure know where Ive been
Hanging on the promises
In songs of yesterday
An I've made up my mind,
I ain't wasting no more time
But, here I go again
Here I go again
Tho I keep searching for an answer,
I never seem to find what I'm looking for
Oh lord, I pray
You give me strength to carry on,
cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams
An here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known,
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
An I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
I'm just another heart in need of rescue,
Waiting on loves sweet charity
An I'm gonna hold on
For the rest of my days,
cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams
An here I go again on my own
Goin down the only road I've ever known,
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
An I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
But, here I go again,
Here I go again,
Here I go again,
Here I go...
An I've made up my mind,
I ain't wasting no more time
An here I go again on my own
Goin down the only road I've ever known,
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams
An here I go again on my own
Goin down the only road I've ever known,
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
An I've made up my mind
I aint' wasting no more time...
But, here I go again,
Here I go again,
Here I go again,
Here I go,
Here I go again...
Parni valjak-Ugasi me
Ugasi me,zar ne vidiš da gorim?Smiri me,zar ne znaš da se
bojim?Povedi me,sa tobom ću do kraja,povedi me,sa
tobom ću do kraja.Kako je dobro da te
imam,kako je dobro da te imam,smiri me onako kako
znaš.Imaš ruke koje govore,ruke koje vide
sve,tvojim očima ja vjerujem,povedi me, povedi
me.Ugasi me,zar ne vidiš da gorim?Smiri me,zar ne
znaš da se bojim?Povedi me,sa tobom ću do
kraja,povedi me,sa tobom ću do kraja.Kako je
dobro da te imam,kako je dobro da te imam,smiri me
onako kako znaš,Ugasi me,samo ti to znaš.Smiri me
onako kako znaš,Ugasi me,samo ti to znaš.
Divlje jagode-Kap po kap
Jednom kad sretnes me
to necu biti ja
vec samo uspomene
mrve sjecanja
Samo prazna bol, sad je ostala
prazna bol kajanja
i sta radis ti, nije vazno mi
jer kisa jesenja, podsjeca
Kap po kap, kisa sprema se
samo da znas, nisam lud
da mislim na tebe
kap po kap, opet padace
te duge kise jesenje
Jednom kad dani ovi
fino posive
ne zovi mene ti
i ne trazi me
Hladno srce meni dala si
hladno srce, ostani
i s kim sada si, nije vazno mi
jer kisa jesenja, podsjeca
I sta radis ti, nije vazno mi
jer kisa jesenja, podsjeca
Tina Turner-Simply the best
I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire You
come to me, come to me wild and wild When you come to me
Give me everything I need Give me a lifetime of
promises and a world of dreams Speak a language of love
like you know what it means And it can't be wrong Take my heart and make it strong baby You're
simply the best, better than all the rest Better than
anyone, anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your
heart, and hang on every word you say Tear us apart, baby
I would rather be dead In your heart I see the star
of every night and every day In your eyes I get lost, I
get washed away Just as long as I'm here in your arms
I could be in no better place You're
simply the best, better than all the rest Better than
anyone, anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your
heart, and hang on every word you say Tear us apart, baby
I would rather be dead Each time you leave me I
start losing control You're walking away with my
heart and my soul I can feel you even when I'm alone
Oh baby, don't let go
Van Halen-Jump
I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. Ive seen the toughest around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
Youve got to roll with the punches to get to whats real
Oh cant you see me standing here,
Ive got my back against the record machine
I aint the worst that youve seen.
Oh cant you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Aaa-ohh hey you ! how said that ?
Baby how you been ?
You say you dont know, you wont know
Until we begin.
Well cant you see me standing here,
Ive got my back against the record machine
I aint the worst that youve seen.
Oh cant you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Get it and jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Don't Cry-Guns'n'Roses
Talk to me softly
There's something in your eyes
Don't hang your head in sorrow
And please don't cry
I know how you feel inside I've
I've been there before
Somethin's changin' inside you
And don't you know
Don't you cry tonight
I still love you baby
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
Give me a whisper
And give me a sigh
Give me a kiss before you
tell me goodbye
Don't you take it so hard now
And please don't take it so bad
I'll still be thinkin' of you
And the times we had...baby
And don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
And please remember that I never lied
And please remember
how I felt inside now honey
You gotta make it your own way
But you'll be alright now sugar
You'll feel better tomorrow Come the morning light now baby
And don't you cry tonight
An don't you cry tonight
An don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry tonight
Baby maybe someday
Don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry
Tonight
Summer of 69-Bryan Adams
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it 'til my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69
Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far
Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
Oh and if I had my choice
Yeah I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life
Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenings down at the drive-in
And that's where I met you
Standin' on your mother's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh, and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of '69
Man we were killing time
We were young and restless we needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever- forever, no
And now the times are changing
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I play that old six-string
I think about you 'n' wonder what went wrong
Standin' on your mother's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh, and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of '69
Eli: Javljam se i ja! Ovaj petak je bilo ludo i nezaboravno!! Al sve što je lijepo kratko traje, je istina Mare? Slikice ćemo vam stavit u nedjelju!!! Nemam baš inspiracije pa da mi ne budete svi u depri cijelo vrijeme pročitajte si ovo:
1.Pubertet
Nakon prozivljene burne mladosti usao sam u doba odrastanja - radni naziv - pubertet. Iako su me upozoravali
da je to, uz prvu rastavu braka, jedno od najtezih razdoblja u zivotu nisam toga bio svjestan dok nisu poceli prvi
problem. Najprije su po meni pocele rasti neke cudne dlake. Prvo sto mi je palo na pamet je da mi se kosa siri
po tijelu, pa sam se sve krace sisao, a do te ideje sam dosao jer zene u reklamama sredstava za depiliranje
imaju dugu kosu i depiliraju se po cijelom tijelu, a muskarci u reklamama imaju kratku kosu i briju se samo po
licu. Tek kad sam cuo ostale decke da pricaju da se to dogadja i njima spoznao sam da sam bio u zabludi, pa
sam tako morao dati u oglas kavez kojeg sam nabavio zbog opasnosti da se pretvorim u vukodlaka. Nakon
toga uslijedila je neprestana promuklost zbog koje sam morao prestati pjevati u crkvenom zboru, a da se nije
dogodilo, danas bi bila cetiri, a ne samo "Tri tenora".
To je bilo vrlo tesko razdoblje jer sam se neprestano sudarao s predmetima oko sebe omamljen tabletama protiv
upale grla. Sljedeci problem su bile neke izrasline po cijelom tijelu tako velike i bolne pa nisam mogao ni sjediti,
ni lezati. Preko dana sam stajao, zbog cega sam dobio prosirene vene na nogama, a preko noci sam imao ruke
sajlom zavezane za luster i tako viseci spavao. Nakon tri godine takvog spavanja sam morao nositi zastitne
rukavice jer su mi se ruke vukle po zemlji, ali se bar nisam morao saginjati da pokupim nesto s poda. Moja
majka je imala svoje nacine lijecenja kao sto polijevanje kipucom vodom, valjanje u hladnom blatu, koristenje
mesarskih nozeva ili uranjanje u akvarij s piranama, ali nista od toga nije pomoglo. Imao sam i neugodnosti u
vezi s tim svojim izraslinama. Kad me prvi puta ugledala moja baka dobila je svoj prvi srcani udar, nakon sto smo
ja i moja obitelj bili na kupanju u Jaruna pocele su kruziti price o Cudovistu s Jaruna. Nakon toga je moja obitelj
poprilicno popravila svoje finansijsko stanje na sistemu PEEP SHOWa. Ja sam bio u malom bazenu u prikolici
kamiona FAP kljunasa na kojoj su bile dvije rupice kroz koje se moglo gledati, a ljudi su placali po 10000 forinti
samo da bi me vidjeli. Na izlazu su dobili majicu s mojim likom i natisom "I ja sam ga vidio". Iako je vecina ljudi
nakon tog bliskog susreta imala psihicke poteskoce moja popularnost je rasla.
Tog svog cudovisnog izgleda sam se rijesio sasvim slucajno kada je tata (otac od milja) slucajno u moj bazen
ulio umjesto vode cisti alkohol. Izrasline se nisu skroz povuke, ali su bile manje nego do tada. Mogao sam cak
izaci medju ljude. Pokusao sam si naci neko drustvo, no to je bilo jako tesko zbog mog mirisa (nakon sto je
nestalo cistog alkohola koristio sam ostale vrste: kruskovac, konjak i mentol). Kad sam nasao prijatelje oni su
pricali kako su se napili pa sam ja jednog dana uzeo bocu mentola i popio je. Isprva je sve bilo OK, no nakon
nekog vremena kuca je pocela plesati Macarenu. Slijedece cega se sjecam su medicinske sestre i braca oko
mene i neidentificirani objekt koji ulazi u moj zeludac.
Nakon sto sam se iz ruznog pacica pretvorio u labuda, doslo je i vrijeme ljubavi. Nasao sam djevojku svog
zivota. Prvi put sam ju sreo u parku. Gledala me, a sunce je obasjavalo njezinu prekrasnu plavu kosu. Hodala
je ravno prema meni i potrcao sam prema njoj, a tada je ona pala u jarak. Brzo sam prisao, podigao ju i prislonio
svoje usne na njene. Moje srce se jednostavno topilo. Rekla je da ce sa mnom ostati do kraja svog zivota i da
se zaljubila u mene na prvi pogled. Krenuli smo prema slasticarni, a kad se zaletila u stup rasvjete rekla mi je da
je slijepa. Od toga dana postali smo nerazdvojni. Odlicno smo se zabavljali, svaki vikend isli smo u kino, a cesto
smo odlazili i na izlozbe slika.
Bio je to moj pubertet, pun teskoca. Nisu samo decki imali problema. Cure su cijelo vrijeme govorile o bijelom
pranju, pretpranju, a valjda i centrifugiranju, no zbog jednog razloga bio sam ljubomoran na njih, imale su vece
prsne misice od mojih.
2.FRAZE
Alkohol je covjekov najveci neprijatelj. Samo kukavica bjezi od neprijatelja.
Ja sam greska, legalizirajte pobacaj.
Mogu se oduprijeti svemu osim iskusenju.
Zahod je najstrasnije mjesto, tamo su se i najhrabriji usrali.
Ne gazite travu, pusite je.
Ja cu umrijeti mlad da budem lijep les.
Kisa ljeva, a bogami i desna.
Mijenjam cipelu sa petom za jednu sa sestom.
Idu dva covjeka ulicom, jedan zica a drugi kabel.
Idu dva covjeka cestom, jedan se ceska, drugi se poljska.
Idu dva frajera po cesti. Jedan repa, a drugi zelje.
Jedna svijeca gori, druga doli.
Bolje ispasti budala nego iz aviona
Bolje 7 puta sa Snjeguljicom nego po jednom sa 7 patuljaka.
Rad je sladak, ali ja sam seceras.
3.Zasto policajci i policijski psi pisu testove odvojeno?
Da policajci ne bi prepisivali.
Zasto slon ima crvene oci?
Prirodna kamuflaza, da bude neprimjetan kad krade tresnje.
Zasto albanska podmornica ide gore-dolje?
Zato da veslaci uzmu zraka.
Zasto sijamski blizanci idu u Englesku?
Da i onaj drugi malo vozi.
Dosao razred sa ekskurzije iz Engleske. Prvi sat, sat razrednika.
Pita razrednica Pericu: "Perice, mozes nam ispricati kako ti je bilo na
ekskurziji..."
"I' m not Perica", kaze on, "I' m Perry."
"OK, Perry", kaze razrednica, "reci nam kako ti je bilo u England."
"OK", kaze Perica, "ujutro bih rano ustao, oko 7, doruckovao bih, zatim bih
se ispeo na verandu... tamo bih bio negdje do rucka, a zatim bih rucao, pa na verandu...
tu bih bio do vecere, pa opet na verandu... i tako iz dana u dan."
"OK, Perry, nije bilo bas zanimljivo", kaze razrednica, "Verice, reci nam
ti kako je tebi bilo."
Verica: "I'm not Verica, I'm veranda."
Pricaju dva bakalara o religioznim temama. Kaze jedan:
"Vjerujes li ti u zivot poslije Bozica?"
Na satu kemije, stavila ucenica ruku u teglu sa solnom kiselinom i upita nastavnicu:
Nastavnice, zasto ova tegla nema dna ?
VICEVI O JEANU I NJEGOVU GOSPODARU
* - Jean, moju pusku! Hocu pucati.
- Ali, gospodine, cijela kuca spava.
- Ne smeta. Pucat cu na prstima.
* - Je li truba vrela?
- Nije, gospodine.
- Zasto onda pusu u nju?
* - Jean, pada li kisa?
- Pada, gospodine.
- Onda izvedite ribe u setnju.
* - Jeste li upalili moj auto, Jean?
- Jesam, gospodine. Vec i garaza gori.
* - Recite, Jean, koliko je stupnjeva ovdje unutra?
- Dvadeset je stupnjeva, gospodine.
- A koliko je vani?
- Dva stupnja, gospodine.
- Onda otvorite prozor, neka udu i ona dva.
* - Zasto ste stavili novine u hladionik, Jean?
- Da vijesti ostanu svjeze, gospodine.
* - Jean, kakva je to bila larma?
- Neki je auto htio skrenuti u sporednu ulicu, gospodine.
- Pa zasto je bio takav lom?
- Zato sto nije bilo sporedne ulice, gospodine.
* - Odnesite moju postelju u podrum, Jean.
- Zasto, gospodine?
- Hocu duboko spavati.
* - Ima li limun perje, Jean?
- Nema, gospodine.
- Onda sam u caj iscijedio kanarinca.
* - Jean, ima li u vrtu zelenih grana?
- Ima, gospodine.
- Onda donesite jednu.
- Zasto, gospodine?
- Da se napokon popnem na zelenu granu.
* - Stavite jastuke na travnjak, Jean.
- Zasto, gospodine?
- Da se kisa ne udari kad pada.
* - Nacinite kino u hodniku, Jean.
- Nece se moci, gospodine. Hodnik je uzak.
- Ne smeta. Projicirat cemo uski film.
* - Jena, zovite zubara.
- Za koga, gospodine?
- Slomio se zub na ceslju.
* - Zasto ste mi samo lijevu papucu stavili uz krevet, Jean?
- Zato cto ionako uvijek ustajete na lijevu nogu, gospodine.
* - Tko je to vukao noge, Jean?
- To je vas ogrtac izasao iz mode, gospodine.
* - Jean, donesite moj stap za ribolov. Idemo u operu.
- Necete valjda loviti ribe u operi, gospodine?
- Zasto ne? Idemo na "Labude jezero".
* - Jean, progutao sam misa. Sto da radim?
- Progutajte sada jednu macku, gospodine.
* - Jeste li donijeli karte za kino, Jean?
- Nisam, gospodine, jer pred blagajnom je bio dugacak red.
- Pa zasto niste stali na kraj reda?
- Jer na kraju reda vec je netko stajao.
* - Jean, da li da kupim crvenog ili zelenog papagaja?
- Crvenoga, gospodine. Zeleni vjerojatno nije zreo.
* - Pomuzite kanarinca, Jean
- Zasto, gospodine?
- Zazelio sam se pticjeg mlijeka.
* - Recite kucepazitelju, Jean, neka me pozove telefonom.
- Ali, gospodine, kucepazitelj nema telefon.
- Ne smeta, onda cu ja njega pozvati.
* - Jean, ugasite svjetlo kad zaspim.
- Dobro, gospodine. Samo mi recite kad ste zaspali.
* - Mice li se kaktus, Jean?
- Ne mice, gospodine.
- Sigurno se ne mice?
- Sasvim sigurno.
- Onda sam zalio jeza.
* - Zalijte cvijece u vrtu, Jean.
- Ali, gospodine, pljusti kisa.
- Onda uzmite kisobran.
* - Maloprije kad sam vam rekao, Jean, da izlijete lavor na ulicu, netko je zavristao.
- Tako je, gospodine.
- Valjda nije bio netko u lavoru, Jean?
* - Predajte ovaj list na posti, Jean!
- Ovaj je list jako tezak, gospodine. Morat cemo nalijepiti jos.
- Hoce li biti laksi ako nalijepimo nove marke?
* - U kakve ste to nevolje zapali na policiji, Jean?
- Kaznili su me zato sto nisam imao svjetiljku na biciklu, gospodine.
- Onda ce mene jos teze kazniti, Jean, jer ja nemam ni bicikl.
* - Jean, ovaj se termometar niti dize niti spusta.
- Vjerojatno ste ga zaboravili naviti, gospodine.
* - Recite jednu dugacku rijec, Jean.
- Guma.
- To je vama dugacka rijec?
- Nije, gospodine, ali se moze razvuci.
* - Nagnite stol, Jean.
- Zasto, gospodine?
- Hocu pisati nagnutim slovima.
* - Zamislite, Jean, u kavani su mi zamijenili ogrtac.
- I zasto vas to tako raduje, gospodine?
- Jer uopce nisam imao ogrtac.
* - Jeste li rekli nesto, Jean?
- Nisam, gospodine.
- Onda sam dobro cuo.
* - Jean, danas postavite stol na plocniku preko puta nase kuce.
- Zasto, gospodine?
- Zato sto sam danas izvadio zub i zubar je rekao neka jedem na drugoj strani.
* - Koliko je sati, Jean?
- Za pet minuta bit ce deset.
- Nisam pitao koliko ce biti za pet minuta, nego sam pitao koliko je sada.
* - Jean! Ogulite jednu bananu i posolite je.
- Da, gospodine.
- Jeste li je posolili?
- Jesam, gospodine.
- Onda je bacite.
- Zasto da je bacim, gospodine?
- Zato sto ne volim slane banane.
To bi bilo to!!!
PEACE
Marija: Bok svima!Onaj prošli post sam ja napisala al sam se dogovorila s Eli da se ne potpišem...Pa evo počet ću sa svim novostima...bila sam u Londonu,jako mi se sviđa(možda stavim koju slikicu).U petak smo Eli i ja išle u Krasicu na svirku od Keopsa...bilo je strava, upoznala sam ju sa Damjanom i Denijem i Eli se ZALJUBILA u njega...drago mi je jer je dečko ok...Onda sam srela mog zabrijatelja al sam samo pobjegla,nije mi se dalo trošit kisik bez veze...neki dečki su nam rekli šta mi curice deremo po vodkici a mi smo jednoglasno rekle:daaaa!!!dobro,ugl.atmosfera je bila strava i slikale smo se sa Damjanom pa kad mi Bruno da slike možda stavimo nešto na blogić ako slike budu čemu...evo zadnjih nekoliko dana stalno pjevam i sviram na gitari Wind of change od Scorpionsa...inače pjesma je napisana nakon pada berlinskog zida...pa evo je:
WIND OF CHANGE
I folow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
An August summer night
Soldiers passing by
Listening to the wind of change
The world is closing in
Did you ever think
That we could be so close, like brothers
The future's in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing with the wind of change
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of chang
Walking down the street
Distant memories
Are buried in the past forever
I folow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
The wind of change
Blows straight into the face of time
Like a stormwind that will ring the freedom bell
For peace of mind
Let your balalaika sing
What my guitar wants to say
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
To je sve od mene...pusa svima
peace
Svaki dan. Sve isto, isti ljudi me nerviraju i jebu u zdrav mozak.
Škola. U školi je gnjavaža, ne znam di ću u srednju i tako.
Glazba. Pomaže mi da izrazim ono što osjećam. Ne znam što bi bez glazbe.
Empatija. Jako sam empatična, to sam i sama primjetila i onda mi je iz vedra neba to rekla i ONA. ONA to smatra vrlinom, a ja nisam baš sigurna... Smatrajmo to ipak nekom vrlinom...
Iskorištenost. Čekaj pravog. E jebiga, bila sam previše radoznala. Sad, kad dođe taj dan, kad budem na tom mjestu... Sjećat ću se toga; nije to ništa loše, al ipak mi je krivo.
Prijateljstvo. Imam dosta frendova al su neki lažljivi, dvolični, sebični, umišljeni... Nitko nije savršen... Ponajprije JA...
Smrt. Ne bojim se više smrti... Kao što je Morrison rekao: "Kad smo živi, osjećamo bol, kad umremo, ta bol prestaje..."! Smrt je prijatelj... Ne bojim se ničega...
I am alone
I wish you were here, my friend...
So I could tell you my fears...
I am not like them, and I can't pretend...
I wanna be free...
He is following me...
I can't breathe...
He is watching me...
Cannot be...
It's too late...
He has me...
He'll rape me...
And live in my sickness and emphaty...
I'll die alone, it's too late to save me...
