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Titanic je potonuo jer se zabio u Žaka dok se ovaj izležavao na vodi.
Žak je privlačan samo gravitaciji.
Da je Žak avion bio bi Jumbo Jet.
Žak ima svoj poštanski broj.
Žak se vidi na satelitu.
Kad Žak skače bungee, ide ravno u pakao.
Sliku Žaka možete vidjeti u časopisu na stranici 4, 5, 6, 7 i 8.
Žaku su krafne tic-tac.
Žak napuni kadu, i onda pusti vodu.
Žak mora izaći iz auta da bi promjenio radiostanicu.
Žak ima dva trbuha. Jedan za meso drugi za povrće.
Žak igra biljar sa planetima.
Žak stavlja majonezu na aspirin.
Kad Žak stane na vagu, vidi svoj broj mobitela.
Žak se ne šali kad kaže: "Tako sam gladan, da bi mogao pojesti vola"
Kad Žak dođe u restoran, on pojede i "Hvala, dođite opet!"
Kad Žak trči, CD player preskače. Na radiostanici.
Žak se može uslikati fotoaparatom jedino ako se odabere opcija anoramskog snimanja
Žak pitao prodavača cipela šta mu preporuča da mu bude komotno, ovaj u preporuči Slavoniju :)
Oko Žaka se u orbiti vrte Vesna Kanižaj i Ivanka Boljkovac :)
Žak uvijek kupuje dvije karte za kino/kazalište. Jednom je dobio sjedala u različitim redovima :(
Žak je toliko debeo da ljudi đogiraju trčeći oko njega
Žakove mjere su 90 - 60 - 90 ...lijeve ruke
Kad Žak ode u zoološki vrt , slonovi mu bacaju kikiriki
Nna audiciji za prvi dio Indiane Jonesa, Žaku je bila ponudjena uloga kotrljajuće kamene kugle
Žak je vidljiv na radaru
Žak je pao u Grand Canyon i zaglavio!!!
Žak je potpisao milijunski ugovor s Te-comom, jedini uvjet je da se preimenuje u Te-žak.
Ograničenje na liftovima je 6 osoba ili 1/6 Žaka.
Zak mrzi liftove i liftovi mrze Žaka.
Jedinice za tlak su Pascal [Pa] i Jacques[Ja]. Jedan Jacques ima 10^5 Pascala.
Statistike pokazuju da je 98% tsunamija uzrokovano Žakom.
Kad Žak ide na plažu, životinje se penju na brdo.
Žak ne može biti u bestežinskom stanju.
2. Arhimedov zakon : Žakovo tijelo uronjeno u tekućinu neće izgubiti na težini.
3. Arhimedov zakon : Žakovo tijelo uronjeno u tekućinu uvijek će istisnuti svu tekućinu.
Gdje Žak uđe, sve ostalo mora izaći. Znači, na jednom mjestu može postojati samo Žak.
Žak je samo jedan. Za drugog jednostavno nema mjesta.
Savršeno tijelo u Prirodi je kugla. Žak teži ka savršenstvu.
Žak je neporažen u klackanju.
Jucer je Žak izašao iz kuce. Na svu sreću samo na kratko, pomrčina je trajala svega par minuta...
Kad Žak ide na ljetovanje, ne plaća boravišnu taksu. On vadi građevinsku dozvolu.
Kad je ugledao Žaka, Kapetan Kirk je rekao: Where No One Has gone Before
Kada konobar donese Žaku meni, on kaže Može!
Dodje Jacques na nogometnu utakmicu i sjedne na sve 4 tribine
Žak nikad ne prelazi cestu, on je uvijek na obje strane.
žak neće stat na forum ... treba napraviti internet 2.0
Žak bi mogao biti osmi kontinent
Žakov remen je jednak ekvatoru
Kulen je za Žaka mini hrenovka
Zbog Žaka se grade posebni tuneli.
Kad Žak nosi žutu kabanicu, ljudi trče za njim i viču "TAXI!!!"
Kad se Žak kupa u Čatežu, Sloveniju potopi veliki tsunami!
Kad je Žak izašao iz mamine utrobe, mama je izgubila 9/10 svoje težine
Žak i Gulliver su najbolji prijatelji.
Da si obuče remen Žak je morao naučiti bacati bumerang.
Žak je jedina osoba koju možete pronaći preko GPS-a.
Pitate se gdje je sada Žak? Pokrenite "Google Earth".
Zašto Žak nema kuću u Sloveniji? Zbog premale okućnice.
Kad Žak stane na vagu... vaga izbaci poruku : 'to be continued...
Kad Žak obuće žutu kabanicu i dođe pred osnovnu školu djeca misle da je to školski bus.
Kad žena legne na Žaka, triput se okrene i još je uvijek na njemu.
Žak ima na svakoj ruci jedan sat jer pokriva dvije vremenske zone.
Svaki krojac odjece odbija Žaka sa: "Ne krojimo zastore".
Plima i oseka mora se izmjenjuju kada Žak ode i dode sa ljetovanja na moru.
Žaku treba iznajmiti nogometno igralište da si ispegla gaće.
Godišnji državni proračun nije dovoljan za Žakovu liposukciju.
Nosivost Masleničkog mosta je 0.3 Žaka.
Kad se raspala Jugoslavija Žak je dobio 5 državljanstava.
Žaka moraš povaljat u brašno da bi našao gdje je vlažan.
Žak ima svoj sunčev sustav.
Žak može omotati Kineski zid oko sebe.
Žak ne ide na stadione. Stadioni idu u Žaka.
Žak je dobio novi posao u kinu... služi kao platno.
Bog je sedam dana stvarao život, osmog dana zapoceo je Žaka i još nije gotov!
Žak fucka bas.
Airbus A380 je napravljen da bi se i Žak mogao voziti avionom.
Žakova krvna grupa je majonez-A
Kad Žak dođe u restoran i konobar mu donese meni, on kaže "Može!"
Veliki Prasak je posljedica Žakovog prdeža.
Svi ljudi na planeti su u svakom trenutku bez obzira na lokaciju pokraj Žaka.
Žak ne voli šetati po livadama, naime klaustrofobičan je.
Svaka Žakova nužda je velika.
Žaka su prije deset godina upucali u srce, živ je jer metak još putuje kroz salo.
Žaka su carskim rezom vadili iz očevih testisa jer nije prolazio kroz glavić.
Plima nastane kad Žak pere noge. Sreća da se Žak nikad ne kupa.
Žakov pupak je najdublja tocka na zemlji.
Chuck Norris je jednom pokušao opaliti roundhouse kick Žaku, al Žak se počeo brzo okretati oko svoje osi tako da je uvukao Chucka u svoju orbitu. Chuck je još uvijek tamo, a Žak se još uvijek vrti.
Kada Žak pluta oceanom, Španjolska ga proglasi svojim novim otokom.
Kada Žaka udari kamion, on pita: "Tko je bacio kamen?"
Chuck Norris je jednom uspio opaliti roundhouse kick Žaku. To je prvi i jedini put da je netko uspio probiti Žakov atmosferski omotač.
Žak je nedavno išao obaviti EURO NCAP test. Dobio je pet zvjezdica jer se kamion zabio u njega a on nije ni osjetio.
Žak ne jaše konja, konj jaše Žaka.
Jednom se dogodio okršaj Caka i Žaka no nije se završio... Roundhouse kick je otišao u beskonačnost.
Hrvatska ne uvozi hranu zbog male proizvodnje, nego zbog Žakove potrošnje.
Žak je izmislio dijetu, ali nije bila uspješna jer je dnevni unos hrane bio najmanje 1000000 kalorija.
Žak je nedavno kupio novi auto - tegljac za specijalne terete.
Žakov konfekcijski i poštanski broj su jednaki.
Žaka su pri krštenju morali poljevati kanaderom!
Žak je uistinu veliki čovjek.
Kad je bio mali Žak je htio postati najveći pjevač na svijetu...najveći je odavno postao, samo još treba postati pjevač!
Žak vozi samo kombije jel imaju nosivost veću od 800 kg
Žakov pimpek i Žak su obrnuto proporcionalni.
Kad je Žak bio mali, bio je veći od svih.
Koji broj hlača nosi Žak? 36 Hektara
Žak has eaten the infinity. Twice.
Ne kaže se da se neko fura na Žaka nego na Žaku
Žak je pravi dobrotvor - dao je BBB košulju s Porina da naprave najveći transparent.
Kad od king-konga žena ima mengu, šta uzima? Ulo-Žak
Ne postoji drvo na koje se Žak može objesit.
Nikad nije bilo velikog potopa zapravo! Žak se otkoturao nizbrdo u more.
Žakova prva filmska uloga je bila Jubba the Hutt u serijalu Star Wars
Žak u slobodno vrijeme radi kao plutača za tankere.
Žak se ne pita je li svemir beskonacan. On ZNA da nije.
Zak je posjetio predpremijeru, broj gledatelja: Žak!
Koliki dio Žaka stane u fićeka? 1x10^-6
Žaku su sve zlice male, zato on jede iz lopate.
Film King Kong autorsko je vidjenje Žakovog posjeta Americi...
Globalno zatopljenje posijedica je Žakove tjelesne topline...
Jarun je nastao jer je Žak zaspao na obali Save...
Žak je ovih dana ušao u studio i BACIO se na snimanje novog albuma,nitko nije preživio.
Žak je jednom prilikom izjavio "ne hvala sit sam", bilo je to 01.04.1876, taj dan u svijetu je danas poznat kao prvi april...
Žak nema turneje - on se samo okreće oko vlastite osi zavisno o gradu.
Kad Žaku usfali željeza u krvi obicno ide u Sisak na dan-dva na rehabilitaciju.
Za rendgensko snimanje Žaka potrebno je prije svega 20ak geodeta.
Žak ne može napravit male koncerte.
Jedino na Žakovim koncertima ne trebaju bigscreen.
Zadnji put kad se Žak šetao Azijom, spotaknuo se na Mt. Everest...
Žak je jedina osoba koju Chuck Norris nije uspio oboriti na zemlju
Žak je ko crna rupa - sve guta i svakog trenutka se sve više širi.
Chucku je lakše oboriti Zemlju na Žaka nego Žaka na Zemlju...
Žaku je Italija premali broj čizme.
Žak je označen na karti svijeta.
Kad sam bio mali mama me plašila Žakom.
Svaki dan nestane milijun hektara amazonske prašume - Žak voli salatu za predjelo...
Koja bajka traje najkraće? Žak i tri praščiča
Kad Žak prode ispred televizora, propustiš pola sata programa.
Žak misli da je zgodan.
Kad bi Žaka lansirali u svemir postao bi novi planet.
Žak je tako veliki da su sumo borci za njega anoreksicni.
Teorem: Žak ima tamnu stranu. Dokaz: Žakov dan (vrijeme potrebno da se Žak okrene oko svoje osi) traje isto kao i zemaljski pa je jedna polovica Žaka je uvijek u mraku.
Žak je toliko debel da je, kad je nosio visoke pete, pronašao naftu.
Žak je skočio "bombu" krajem prosinca 2004 godine. U Indoneziji.
Zašto nijedan restoran ne uzima od Žaka narudbu za van? Jer nemaju šlepera za dostavu.
Da bi izmjerio svoje dimenzije, Žaku su potrebni metar, vaga i sat.
Žak radi na prvim kompjutorima jer su mu današnji premali.
Ni Stephen Hawking ne može objasniti pojavu Žaka.
Žak je dokaz da je zemlja okrugla.
Etiopija mijeri vrijeme prije i poslje Žaka.
Žakov idol je broj pi. Ide u beskonačnost.
Žak je na koncertu napravio stagedive - 1500 ljudi više nikad nije nadeno.
Žak ne ide na masažu jer misli da se naplacuje po kvadraturi.
Žak zna biti i zabavan: lupiš ga po salu i voziš se na VALU!!!
Prva ozbiljnija prijetnja Zemlji je asteroid Žak-30683.
Pita mama pericu:kako ide mačka?mijau. Kako ide pas?vauvau. Kako ide Žak?ja sam gladan.
14.4.1912. godine oko 23:40 Žak je osjetio lagano peckanje u leđima. Taj dan je u svijetu poznat kao potonuće Titanica.
Svaki puta kada Žak pljune nastane poplava.
Kada Žak otrese prašinu sa sakoa, dogode se lavine na svim svjetskim planinama.
26.4.1986. Žak je morao ispustiti vjetar. Taj dan je u svijetu poznat kao katastrofa u Černobilu.
Kad bi se Žak odrekao pola svog ručka u Africi nebi bilo gladi.
Ni jedan komet više nikad neće udariti u Zemlju,odbit že se od Žaka!
Žak za švedskim stolom je toliko odvratan prizor da je dozvoljen samo starijima od 18.
Kad Žak sazna za ovaj sajt, pojest ce ga skupa s internetom i malo majoneze.
Agencija BitString Tours vam nudi najveću pustolvinu koju ste ikad vidjeli, "Put oko Žaka u 80 dana" (Upozorenje, zbog nepoznatih Žakovih dimenzija ne zna se koliko će put trajat. Isto tako nismo odgovroni za iscprljenost putnika).
Sreo sam Žaka danas u Zagrebačkoj banki, dizao je kredit od 100 000kn jer si želi istetovirati bodljikavu žicu oko desnog bicepsa.
Kada Žaka zoveš u svatove, računaj da ce svečanost biti upriličena na Zagrebačkom Velesajmu.
Kad bi se Žak odlucio za liposukciju zadovoljio bi svjetsku potrebu za sapunom.
Žak ide na krstarenje s dva tankera, jedan za njega a jedan za majonezu.
Moguće je vidjeti Žaka cijelog, ali moraš okrenuti dalekozor naopako.
Jedina stvar na svijetu koja dokazano doživljava osjecaj straha je Žakov frižider.
Kad je Žak potresen to se osjeti u krugu od 1000 kilometara.
Najnovija istraživanja NASA-e pokazala su da gravitacijako polje koje Žak proizvodi privlaci Jupiter bliže Zemlji za nešto manje od 200 km godišnje

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  • evo ljudovi moji neće bit niš novog ali ću biti malo iskrenija i s (nadam se) više postova...uostalom ista sam...nisam se promijenila...inače sam metalka i materijalizam je jači od mene...eto malo cu prepisat sa proslih blogs ali vam (nadam se) nece bit lose...jamcim...pozzz....

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    Chop Suey

    Wake up,
    Grab a brush and put a little (makeup),
    Grab a brush and put a little,
    Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
    Hide the scars to fade away the,
    Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
    Here you go create another fable

    You wanted to,
    Grab a brush and put a little makeup,
    You wanted to,
    Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup,
    You wanted to,
    Why'd you leave the keys upon the table,
    You wanted to,

    I don't think you trust,
    In, my, self righteous suicide,
    I, cry, when angels deserve to die, Die,

    Wake up,
    Grab a brush and put a little (makeup),
    Grab a brush and put a little,
    Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
    Hide the scars to fade away the,
    Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
    Here you go create another fable

    You wanted to,
    Grab a brush and put a little makeup,
    You wanted to,
    Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup,
    You wanted to,
    Why'd you leave the keys upon the table,
    You wanted to,

    I don't think you trust,
    In, my, self righteous suicide,
    I, cry, when angels deserve to die
    In my, self righteous suicide,
    I, cry, when angels deserve to die

    Father, Father, Father, Father,
    Father/ Into your hands/I/commend my spirit,
    Father, into your hands,

    Why have you forsaken me,
    In your eyes forsaken me,
    In your thoughts forsaken me,
    In your heart forsaken, me oh,

    Trust in my self righteous suicide,
    I, cry, when angels deserve to die,
    In my self righteous suicide,
    I, cry, when angels deserve to die.

    Lyrics by: Tankian, Malakian
    Music by: Malakian

    Jet Pilot

    Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay,
    Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay.

    My horse, is a shackled old man,
    His, his remorse, was that he couldn't survey,
    The skies, right before,
    Right before they went gray,
    My horse and my remorse,
    Flying over a great bay

    Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay,
    Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay.

    My, source, is the source of all creation,
    Her, discourse, is that we all don't survey
    The skies, right before,
    Right before they go gray,
    My source, and my remorse,
    Flying over a great bay,

    Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay,
    Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay
    Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay,
    Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay.

    Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay,
    Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay
    Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay,
    Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay.


    Needles
    I cannot disguise,
    All the stomach pains,
    And the walking of the canes,
    When you, do come out,
    And you whisper up to me
    In your life of tragedy,

    But I cannot grow,
    Till you ETA the last of me,
    Oh when will I be Ree,
    And you, a parasite,
    Just find another host,
    Just another fool to roast,

    Cause you,
    My tapeworm tells me what to do,
    You,
    My tapeworm tells me where to go,
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, Hey
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, Hey
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, Hey
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, Hey

    I cannot deny,
    All the evil traits,
    And the filling of the crates,
    When you, do come out,
    And you slither up to me
    In your pimpin majesty,

    But I cannot grow,
    Till you eat the last of me,
    Oh when will I be free,
    And you, a parasite,
    Just find another host,
    Just another stool to post,

    Cause you,
    My tapeworm tells me what to do,
    You,
    My tapeworm tells me where to go,
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, Hey
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, Hey
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, Hey
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, Hey
    Pull the tapeworm out of me?

    I'm just sitting in my room,
    With a needle in my hand,
    Just waiting for the tomb,
    Of some old dying man,
    Sitting in my room,
    With a needle in my hand,
    Just waiting for the tomb,
    Of some old dying man?.

    Cause you,
    My tapeworm tells me what to do,
    You,
    My tapeworm tells me where to go,
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, Hey
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, Hey
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, Hey
    Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, Hey
    Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey.


    X

    Tell the people,
    Tell the people that arrive,
    Tell the people,
    Tell the people that arrive,
    We don't need to multiply,
    We don't need to multiply,
    We don't need to multiply,
    We don't need to multiply,
    Die.

    Show your people
    Show your people how we died
    Show your people
    Show your people how we died,
    We don't need to nullify,
    We don't need to nullify,
    We don't need to nullify,
    We don't need to nullify
    No need to nullify,
    No need to nullify,
    No need to nullify,
    We don't need to nullify
    Die.

    We don't need to,
    We don't need to,
    We don't need to,
    We don't need to.

    Ask your people,
    Ask your people what is right,
    Ask your people,
    Ask your people what is right,
    We don't need to multiply,
    We don't need to multiply,
    We don't need to multiply,
    We don't need to multiply,
    No need to multiply,
    No need to multiply,
    No need to multiply,
    We don't need to multiply.


    Deer Dance

    Round, Round,

    Circumventing circuses,
    Lamenting in protest,
    To visible police,
    Presence sponsored fear,

    Battalions of riot police,
    With rubber bullet kisses,
    Baton courtesy,
    Service with a smile

    Beyond the Staples Center you can see America,
    With its tired, poor, avenging disgrace,
    Peaceful, loving youth against the brutality,
    Of plastic existence.

    Pushing little children,
    With their fully automatics,
    They like to push the weak around,
    Pushing little children,
    With their fully automatics,
    They like to push the weak around.

    Round, Round,

    A rush of words,
    Pleading to disperse,
    Upon your naked walls, alive,
    A political call,
    The fall guy accord,
    We can't afford to be neutral on a moving train,

    Beyond the Staples Center you can see America,
    With its tired, poor, avenging disgrace,
    Peaceful, loving youth against the brutality,
    Of plastic existence.

    Pushing little children,
    With their fully automatics,
    They like to push the weak around,
    Pushing little children,
    With their fully automatics,
    They like to push the weak around.

    Push them around,
    A deer dance, invitation to peace,
    War staring you in the face, dressed in black.
    With a helmet, fierce,
    Trained and appropriate for the malcontents,
    For the disproportioned malcontents,
    The little boy smiled, it'll all be well,
    The little boy smiled it'll all be well,

    Pushing little children,
    With their fully automatics,
    They like to push the weak around,
    Pushing little children,
    With their fully automatics,
    They like to push the weak around.
    Pushing little children,
    With their fully automatics,
    They like to push the weak around,
    Push the weak around,
    Push the weak around,
    Push the weak around,
    They like to push the weak around.


    Bounce

    Jump, Bounce, Down, Up

    I went out on a date,
    With a girl, a bit late,
    She had so many friends,
    Gliding through many hands.
    I brought my pogo stick,
    Just to show her a trick,
    She had so many friends,
    Gliding through many hands.

    Jump Pogo?..
    Bounce Pogo,
    Down Pogo, Up Pogo

    Unannounced twister games,
    All players with no names,
    They lined up double quick,
    But just one pogo stick,
    Everyone gets to play,
    Runaway, expose',
    It was so exotic,
    But just one pogo stick.

    Jump Pogo?..
    Bounce Pogo,
    Down Pogo, Up Pogo

    Oh, I like to spread you out,
    Touching whoever's behind

    Jump Pogo?..
    Bounce Pogo,
    Down Pogo, Up Pogo



    Forest

    Walk with me my little child,
    To the forest of denial,
    Speak with me my only mind,
    Walk with me until the time,
    And make the forest turn to wine,
    You take the legend for a fall,
    You saw the product,

    Why can't you see that you are my child,
    Why don't you know that you are my mind,
    Tell everyone in the world, that I'm you,
    Take this promise to the end of you.

    Walk with me my little friend,
    Take this promise to the end,
    Speak with me my only mind,
    Walk with me until the end,
    And make the forest turn to sand,
    You take the legend for a fall,
    You saw the product,

    Why can't you see that you are my child,
    Why don't you know that you are my mind,
    Tell everyone in the world, that I'm you,
    Take this promise to the end of you.

    Take this promise for a ride,
    You saw the forest, now come inside,
    You took the legend for its fall,
    You saw the product of it all,
    No televisions in the air,
    No circumcisions on the chair,
    You made the weapons for us all,
    Just look at us now,

    Why can't you see that you are my child,
    Why don't you know that you are my mind,
    Tell everyone in the world, that I'm you,
    Take this promise to the end of you.


    ATWA

    Hey you, see me, pictures crazy,
    All the world I've seen before me passing by,
    I've got, nothing, to gain, to lose,
    All the world I've seen before me passing by,

    You don't care about how I feel,
    I don't feel it anymore,
    You don't care about how I feel,
    I don't feel it anymore
    You don't care about how I feel,
    I don't feel it anymore,
    You don't care about how I feel,
    I don't feel it anymore.

    Hey you, are me, not so pretty,
    All the world I've seen before me passing by,
    Silent my voice, I've got no choice
    All the world I've seen before me passing by,

    You don't care about how I feel,
    I don't feel it anymore,
    You don't care about how I feel,
    I don't feel it anymore
    You don't care about how I feel,
    I don't feel it anymore,
    You don't care about how I feel,
    I don't feel it anymore
    I don't see, anymore,
    I don't hear, anymore,
    I don't speak anymore,
    I don't feel.

    Hey you, see me, pictures crazy,
    All the world I've seen before me passing by,
    I've got, nothing, to gain, to lose,
    All the world I've seen before me passing by,

    You don't care about how I feel,
    I don't feel it anymore,
    You don't care about how I feel,
    I don't feel it anymore
    You don't care about how I feel,
    I don't feel it anymore,
    You don't care about how I feel,
    I don't feel it anymore
    I don't sleep, anymore,
    I don't eat, anymore,
    I don't live anymore,
    I don't feel.


    Science

    Making two possibilities a reality,
    Predicting the future of things we all know,
    Fighting off the diseased programming
    Of centuries, centuries, centuries, centuries.

    Science fails to recognize the single most
    Potent element of human existence
    letting the reigns go to the unfolding
    Is faith, faith, faith, faith.

    Science has failed our world
    Science has failed our Mother Earth.

    Science fails to recognize the single most
    Potent element of human existence
    letting the reigns go to the unfolding
    Is faith, faith, faith, faith.

    Science has failed our world
    Science has failed our Mother Earth.
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things,
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things.

    letting the reigns go to the unfolding
    Is faith, faith, faith, faith
    letting the reigns go to the unfolding
    Is faith, faith, faith, faith.

    Science has failed our world
    Science has failed our Mother Earth.

    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things,
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things,
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Spirit-moves-through-all-things
    Science has failed our Mother Earth.


    Shimmy
    Education, fornication, in you are, Go,
    Education, subjugation, now you're out, Go,
    Education, fornication, in you are, Go,
    Don't be late for school again boy

    I think me, I want life,
    I think me, I want a house and a wife,
    I want to shimmy- shimmy- shimmy through the break of dawn, yeah.

    Education, fornication, in you are, Go,
    Education, subjugation, now you're out, Go,
    Education, fornication, in you are, Go,
    Don't be late for school again girl

    I think me, I want life,
    I think me, I want a house and a wife,
    I want to shimmy- shimmy- shimmy through the break of dawn, yeah.
    I think me, I want life,
    I think me, I want a house and a wife,
    I want to shimmy- shimmy- shimmy through the break of dawn, yeah.

    Indoctrination, of a nation,
    Indoctrination of a nation,
    Subjugation of damnation,
    Subjugation of damna?

    Don't be late for school again boy,
    Don't be late for school again girl,
    Don't be late for school again boy,
    Don't be late for school again girl.


    Toxicity
    Conversion, software version 7.0,
    Looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub,
    Eating seeds as a past time activity,
    The toxicity of our city, of our city,

    New, what do you own the world?
    How do you own disorder, disorder,
    Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
    Sacred silence and sleep,
    Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
    Disorder, disorder, disorder.

    More wood for their fires, loud neighbors,
    Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck,
    Eating seeds as a past time activity,
    The toxicity of our city, of our city,

    New, what do you own the world?
    How do you own disorder, disorder,
    Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
    Sacred silence and sleep,
    Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
    Disorder, disorder, disorder.

    New, what do you own the world?
    How do you own disorder, disorder,
    Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
    Sacred silence and sleep,
    Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
    Disorder, disorder, disorder.

    When I became the sun,
    I shone life into the man's hearts,
    When I became the sun,
    I shone life into the man's hearts.


    Psycho
    Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy,
    Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy,
    Psycho groupie cocaine crazy,
    Psycho groupie coke,
    Makes you high, makes you hide,
    Makes you really want to go- stop.

    Psycho groupie cocaine crazy
    Psycho groupie coke,
    Makes you high, makes you hide,
    Do you really want to think and stop,
    Stop your eyes from flowing,

    Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy,
    Psycho groupie cocaine crazy,
    Psycho groupie coke,
    Makes you high, makes you hide,
    Makes you really want to go - stop.
    Psycho groupie cocaine crazy
    Psycho groupie coke,
    Makes you high, makes you hide,
    Do you really want to think and stop,
    Stop your eyes from flowing out

    So you want the world to stop,
    Stop in and watch your body fully drop,
    From the time you were a
    Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy,

    So you want to see the show,
    You really don't have to be a ho
    From the time you were a
    Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy.

    Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy,
    Psycho groupie cocaine crazy,
    Psycho groupie coke,
    Makes you high, makes you hide,
    Makes you really want to go - stop.

    Psycho groupie cocaine crazy
    Psycho groupie coke,
    Makes you high, makes you hide,
    Do you really want to think and stop,
    Stop your eyes from flowing out

    So you want the world to stop,
    Rushing to watch your spirit fully drop,
    From the time you were a
    Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy,

    So you want to see the show,
    You really don't have to be a ho
    From the time you were a
    Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy.


    Aerials
    Life is a waterfall,
    We're one in the river,
    And one again after the fall.

    Swimming through the void
    We hear the word,
    We lost ourselves,
    But we find it all?

    Cause we are the ones that want to play,
    Always want to go,
    But you never want to stay,

    And we are the ones that want to choose,
    Always want to play,
    But you never want to lose.

    Aerials, in the sky,
    When you lose small mind,
    You free your life.

    Life is a waterfall,
    We drink from the river,
    Then we turn around and put up our walls.

    Swimming through the void
    We hear the word,
    We lost ourselves,
    But we find it all?

    Cause we are the ones that want to play,
    Always want to go,
    But you never want to stay,

    And we are the ones that want to choose,
    Always want to play,
    But you never want to lose.

    Aerials, in the sky,
    When you lose small mind,
    You free your life.
    Aerials, so up high,
    When you free your eyes,
    Eternal prize.
    Aerials, in the sky,
    When you lose small mind,
    You free your life.
    Aerials, so up high,
    When you free your eyes,
    Eternal prize.


    Prison Song

    They're trying to build a prison,
    They're trying to build a prison,

    Following the rights movements
    You clamped on with your iron fists,
    Drugs became conveniently
    Available for all the kids,
    Following the rights movements
    You clamped on with your iron fists,
    Drugs became conveniently
    Available for all the kids,

    I buy my crack, my smack, my bitch
    right here in Hollywood.

    Nearly 2 million Americans are incarcerated
    In the prison system, prison system,
    Prison system of the U.S.

    They're trying to build a prison,
    They're trying to build a prison,
    They're trying to build a prison, (for you and me to live in)
    Another prison system,
    Another prison system,
    Another prison system. (for you and me to live in)

    Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
    You don't even flinch
    All our taxes paying for your wars
    Against the new non-rich,
    Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
    You don't even flinch
    All our taxes paying for your wars
    Against the new non-rich,

    I buy my crack, my smack, my bitch
    right here in Hollywood.

    The percentage of Americans in the prison system
    Prison system, has doubled since 1985,

    They're trying to build a prison,
    They're trying to build a prison,
    They're trying to build a prison, (for you and me to live in)
    Another prison system,
    Another prison system,
    Another prison system. (for you and me to live in)
    For you and I, for you and I , for you and I.

    They're trying to build a prison,
    They're trying to build a prison,
    They're trying to build a prison,
    For you and me,
    Oh baby, you and me.

    All research and successful drug policy show
    That treatment should be increased,
    And law enforcement decreased,
    While abolishing mandatory minimum sentences,
    All research and successful drug policy show
    That treatment should be increased,
    And law enforcement decreased,
    While abolishing mandatory minimum sentences.

    Utilizing drugs to pay for secret wars around the world,
    Drugs are now your global policy,
    Now you police the globe,

    I buy my crack, my smack, my bitch
    right here in Hollywood.

    Drug money is used to rig elections,
    And train brutal corporate sponsored
    Dictators around the world.

    They're trying to build a prison,
    They're trying to build a prison,
    They're trying to build a prison, (for you and me to live in)
    Another prison system,
    Another prison system,
    Another prison system. (for you and me to live in)
    For you and I, for you and I , for you and I.
    They're trying to build a prison,
    They're trying to build a prison,
    They're trying to build a prison,
    For you and me,
    Oh baby, you and me.