srijeda, 03.05.2006.
Grčko MASTERCARD vjenčanje
BOK ljudi....eto mene opet. Nisam vam dugo pisala jer nisam imala vremena.......nadam se da ce nacionalni ispit iz matise bit lagan kao onaj probni...moram iz tog imat bar 60%!!!!! jao
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Ovaj frajer će vam se sigurno dopasti! Ovo je istinita priča o grčkom vjenčanju koje je nedavno održano u gradu Astoria, država New York. O njemu su pisale i lokalne novine, a čak ga je i Jay Leno spomenuo u svom talk showu. Bilo je to veliko vjenčanje s oko 600 uzvanika. Na prijemu, nakon samog čina vjenčanja, mladoženja je izašao na pozornicu i na mikrofin se obratio uzvanicima. Rekao je da se želi svima zahvaliti na dolasku - a mnogi su doputovali čak iz Grčke - i pruženoj podršci na početku nihova zajedničkog života. Posebno se želio zahvaliti svojoj i mladenkinoj obitelji, kao i svome puncu što im je omogućio tako veličenstven prijem. U znak zahvalnosti svima, za sve je pripremio poseban poklon. S donje strane stolice svih uzvanika, uključujući i mladence, nalazila se zaljepljena kuverta. Rekao je da je to poklon od njega i pozvao ih da je otvore. U svakoj luksuznoj omotnici (izrađenoj od debelog papira oker boje od manila vlakana) nalazila se fotografija na sjajnom papiru dimenzija 20 x 25 cm njegove novovjenčane supruge kako se ševi s kumom. Mladoženja je u njih počeo sumnjati još prije nekoliko tjedana i unajmio privatnog detektiva da ih prati. Nakon što je neko vrijeme stajao u tišini i nekoliko minuta gledao reakcije uzvanika, obratio se zaprepaštenoj gomili rekavši im: "Odoh ja, a vi nastavite slaviti s tom kurvetinom." Sutradan ujutro razvrgnuo je brak.
Većina ljudi otkazala bi vjenčanje istog trena nakon što bi doznali da ih je partner prevario, ali ovaj frajer je nastavio šaradu kao da je sve u najboljem redu.
Njegova osveta:
Mladenkini roditelji platili su 92.000 $ za vjenčanje i prijem oko 600 uzvanika, a najbolje od svega, ukaljao je ugled mladenke i kuma pred 600 prijatelja i članova obitelji. Tip ima muda velika kao crkvena zvona. Mislite li da bi od ovoga mogli napraviti "neprocjenjivu" reklamu za MasterCard?
Pokušajmo…
•Fancy prijem za 600 uzvanika – 92.000 $
•Fotografije s vjenčanja da se događaj ovjekovječi – 4.000 $
•Vjenčanje
•2-tjedno luksuzno bračno putovanje na otok Mikonos (Grčka) – 8.500 $
•Pogled na izraz lica sviju uzvanika kad su vidjeli fotografiju – neprocjenjivo!
Postoje stvari koje se ne mogu platiti novcem.
Za sve ostalo tu je MASTERCARD.
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Lyrics
Sad But True
by Metallica
Hey (hey)
I'm your life
I'm the one who takes you there
hey (hey)
I'm your life
I'm the one who cares
they (they)
they betray
I'm your only true friend now
they (they)
they'll betray
I'm forever there
I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
sad but true
I'm your dream, mind astray
I'm your eyes while you're away
I'm your pain while you repay
you know it's sad but true
sad but true
you (you)
you're my mask
you're my cover, my shelter
you (you)
you're my mask
you're the one who's blamed
do (do)
do my work
do my dirty work, scapegoat
do (do)
do my deeds
for you're the one who's shamed
I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
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Kurve
by Obala Daleka
STVARI SE POLAKO VRACAJU NA MJESTO
OVAKO NEŠTO SE NE DOGAĐA CESTO
PREMDA, PRIZNAJEM PONEKAD PRETJERAM
I NEKUD OTPLOVIM SAM
I TAD SLIKE IZBLIJEDE SVE
I TAD ZATVARAM SE U SEBE
I TAD NISI MI POTREBNA
KAZALJKE I DALJE KRUGOVE CRTAJU
UMJESTO ZVIJEZDA KIŠNE KAPI NA GRAD PADAJU
PRAZNO MJESTO U MOM KREVETU SJECA ME
BILA SI TU
TKO ZNA, KUDA SI OTIŠLA
TKO ZNA, ZBOG CEGA SE NE VRACAŠ
TKO ZNA, SVE PIŠE U ZVIJEZDAMA
JOŠ JUČER POLJUPCIMA MI SMO SE BORILI
I DODIROM SMO JEDNO DRUGOM TAJNE OTKRIVALI
ŠTO SE DOGODILO GDJE JE TA KAP ŠTO JE
PRELILA CAŠU, ŠTO TE NATJERALA DA ODNESEŠ
SVE ŠTO SAM VOLIO , A TEBE SAM VOLIO
SVE ŠTO SAM SANJAO, A TEBE SAM SANJAO
MA ZAR SAM POGRIJEŠIO ŠTO SAM SE SMIJAO
KAD SU MI GOVORILI DA SVE SU ŽENE KURVE
KAD BI ZAUVIJEK ZASPAO OVAJ GRAD
KAO U BAJCI PREKRIVEN TRNJEM I TRAVAMA
SVE DOK SE TI NE VRATIŠ, A VRATIT CEŠ SE ZNAM
I SVE DOK TVOJA RUKA NE DOTAKNE MOJ DLAN
DO ME NE ZAGRLIŠ
DOK ME NE POLJUBIŠ
DOK ME NE ZAGRIJE TVOJ DAH!
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She Hates Me
by Puddle Of Mudd
[Intro]
Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came un-glued
in a trap, trip I can’t grip
never thought
I'd be the one who would slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie
she fuckin' hates me
trust
she fuckin' hates me
La La La love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away
she was queen for about an hour
after that, shit got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling pain, no
in a trap, trip I can’t grip
never thought
I'd be the one who would slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie
she fuckin' hates me
trust
she fuckin' hates me
La La La love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away
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Faint
by Linkin Park
I am
A little bit of loneliness
A little bit of disregard
A handful of complaints
But I can't help the fact
That everyone can see these scars
I am
What I want you to want
What I want you to feel
But it's like
No matter what I do
I can't convince you
To just believe this is real
So I let go watching you
Turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here
'Cause you're all that I got
I can't feel
The way I did before
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal
This damage anymore
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
I am
A little bit insecure
A little unconfident
'Cause you don't understand
I do what I can
But sometimes I don't make sense
I am
What you never want to say
But I've never had a doubt
It's like no matter what I do
I can't convince you
For once just to hear me out
So I let go watching you
Turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here
'Cause you're all that I got
I can't feel
The way I did before
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal
This damage anymore
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
No
Hear me out now
You're gonna listen to me
Like it or not
Right now
Hear me out now
You're going to listen to me
Like it or not
Right now
I can't feel
The way I did before
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
I can't feel
The way I did before
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal
This damage anymore
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
I can't feel
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
