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Ko vidi nindžino lice i priča o tome umrijet će u najvećim mukama!!
Maloprije obilazim svoje standardno blog-društvo i slučajno mi na blogu druga-blog-radnika VirtualDream upadne u oko bočni link sa smajlićem "
". Hm, poštujući staru surfersku tradiciju "ne koristi smajl zalud" kliknem i totalno, ali totalno se ubijem od smijeha!
Radi se o pravim službenim nindža stranicama (sjećate se odakle je rečenica iz naslova?) na kojima je u podlozi i originalna nindža-glazba. Izvući ću nekoliko citata kako bih vas uvjerila da svakako posjetite ovaj jedinstveni nindža spot:
Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas? A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.
E moram si podhitno nabaviti nindža opremu Ninja Babe Jr. Spaghetti Tank! Ukoliko ste ambiciozni i sretne ruke, možda baš Vi postanete sretni dobitnik/ica nindža-školarine! Pošaljite sliku na njihov site (autori mole "samo ne pornografsku nindža sliku") i uđite u konkurenciju! No, prije toga, provjerite kakva je uloga trojice nindža u porođaju (nindža?)-Isusa i ostale zanimljive nindža-nepodopštine iz nindža-povijesti. I, pliz, pliz, nemojte zaboraviti otići na pisma-mržnje i drugih prijetnji koja su dobivali od grubih surfera. Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas? A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.
Ma, dajte si odite to pogledajte, pliz, The Official Ninja Webpage - The Real Ultimate Power. Fakat je
!! I nikad nemojte zaboraviti: "Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it"!!Vaša,
Ninjannie (C by SS)
(P.S. A de molim vas, mooolim vas, pogledajte ovaj smajl "kako nindža jede":
)Post je objavljen 25.07.2004. u 23:30 sati.