Hi there!
I got your email from Monica and I just wanted to tell you strait up, I really like 2 FUCK!
She told me u're into fuckin' too. Lets hookup for a juicy weekend (maybe even this weekend)
and cum together!
can't wait to fuck like rabbits,
Jen
Hey, Jen.
From your e-mail I got a feeling I know you from somewhere before. Did we meet 3 months ago in that nightclub on the upper-west side? What was its name "Sin"? Yeah, that's it. You were dressed in that black top and red mini-skirt? And I could tell from the moment I saw you that your grammar sucked and that you're really slutty. Right. I remember we hit off together from the start, and how I concluded that I'm a great judge of character. You took me to the toilets, and undressed me. Then you undressed your self. You were wearing red lingerie and you started sucking my cock, like some cock-sucking machine from Mars or something. I don't know. I was on acid the whole time. :D
Anyway, after you swallowed my seed, I was ready to fuck you like a rabbit fucks a rabbit-bitch. And I did just that.
Well, the reason I'm calling you is that 2 weeks after I fucked your brains out, my doctor told me I have syphilis.
Therefore you have it also. If not cured it will make you insane and kill you in less then 10 years. Gee, its darn lucky you e-mailed me proposing sex... again.
Anyway, call me and we'll go out for a drink and cum togheter.
Nephrite :)
P.S.
You better tell Monica also.
Hi!
I've found your email address in ICQ - sorry, if I disturb you, I really don't want to!
My name is Nadine and I am looking for some nice people, it's about Scit Certus. Maybe you've heard about him? He really makes wonderful music (rock/pop); I can recommend to you to visit the site:
http://scit.net.ms
So, why I do all this stuff like writing you an email? Well, I/we would like to find more interessted people. I just would like to say 'I love this music' and hope you'll think the same :) ...
BTW: This site also has a big community, with many nice features like quick-messages, forum, chat, members-list, votes/polls, buddy-lists, personal guestbooks, playlists, uploading profile pictures/editing profiles and many more...and for sure: it's absolutely free (some people really think they can earn money for community sites, but not the owner of this site :))...just have a look at it...and...
please give me answer...
CU, Nadine.
Scit? Scit Certus?!?
That SOB. He stole all my songs and made a lot of bucks on my hard labor. Sure he pretended that he's my friend, but as soon as I have shown him notes for my "Concerto for triangle and orchestra" he nicked 'em and escaped to Spain, so he can record his (or should I say mine?) album. Also he took my fiancée with him.
The album off course became a huge success and Scit became a millionaire over night.
At first I was furious, and rage came over me. But after a few yoga lessons, I became a new man.
And now this e-mail came, and I now again have the desire to burn the Royal Albert Hall. All because of him. Damn you Scit Certus. Damn your soul.
Also, I don't like you Nadine.
Jon Herberswoth Willouby Nephrite III
by NEPHRITE
Post je objavljen 24.06.2004. u 23:42 sati.